Hey, cutie. Tell me your mail address.
Let's get something to eat at WacDonald's.
Hey, come on, cutie~
Shut up! I'm a guy!
Hi, everyone! How're ya doing?
I'm doing great!
A demon?!
Pretty soon, a fantastic party is gonna start up.
So there are demons in this age as well?
I hope everyone has fun!
I'll take some time out of my journey to exterminate you!
Sit!
What was that?
Inuyasha! What are you thinking?
Huh?
I don't know which one of the cursed springs you fell into,
but your transformation looks a little incomplete, huh?
Hey, your voice sounds a lot like mine.
What the hell do you think you're doing?!
In this form, you look so much better!
Yo, you're pretty awesome too!
Hey, what's your name? What's your mail address?
What are your 3 sizes?
Are you Miroku-sama's teacher?
Hey you! You've got some guts to be flirting with Kagome in front of me!
Everyone, let's be friends, okay?
Daaaarliiiiing!
Wha, wait, wait, Lum! I'm sorry!
I won't forgive infidelity!
I'll protect Kagome!
Diamond Spear Blast!
Trying to grope me?!
I won't forgive you for that!
Lion's Roar Shot! Proud Fierce Tiger!
Daarliiing!
Wait up, damn it!
Like you'll get away!
At any rate...
For the Weekly Shonen Sunday 50th Anniversary Celebration...
Everyone's gathered for a fantastic party!
Let's begin!
Good job!
.Girl's Changing Room
Stop! Thief! Someone catch him!
What a haul!
Ranma! Get him!
Happosai's at it again?
Die, old man!
He got him!
Gah, a replacement technique.
Too easy, too easy. You've still got a ways to go, Ranma.
You'll have to do better than that to defeat me, Happosai!
Shitty old man. Fine, then try this!
Ranma?!
Ooh, boobs!
Yay! We've got him for sure this time!
That was unexpectedly easy.
Bitch, what are you doing?!
If you've got enough time to be gloating about your victory,
then hurry up and cover your chest!
You're the one that told me to catch him!
Pick a better way to do it!
I don't wanna hear this from someone as ugly as you!
What'd you say, you little sardine?
Shut it, savage woman!
You pervert!
You're flat as a jar!
What'd you say? Oh, now you're in for it!
Damn you, Ranma.
I'll remember this.
Nightmare! Deep Sleep Incense
Anything Goes Martial Arts Tendo Dojo
It's finally ready.
If Ranma takes in this "Deep Sleep Incense"...
What will happen?
Yeah. One whiff of this and you won't wake up until the end of Spring.
I'll use this on Ranma, and-
Oh, on me?
Huh?!
And you expected me to just sit back and let you?
You! When did you get up?
Anyone would wake up with you shouting like that in the middle of the night.
In that case, this speeds things up.
Take this!
You wish!
Just stay still and smell the "Deep Sleep Incense".
No way... stop it... back off!
Wait, Ranma!
Stay away!
Just stop moving!
Like that'll happen!
In that case, take this!
Just give it up!
Sheesh, what a ruckus so early in the morning.
Oh? Hup!
You'll never catch me!
Ranma!
Try and catch me!
A-Akane!
Oh, crap! I made Akane-chan smell the incense instead of Ranma.
This is a disaster!
Well, I guess I've got no choice.
I'll just have to play with her until she wakes up!
Hold it, old man!
Why~?!
What do you think you're doing?
Fuurinkan High School
Huh? Deep Sleep Incense?
No, I don't feel strange, or anything.
Well in that case, I guess the old man screwed up.
Ahh, I won't be needing that voodoo doll, Gosunkugi.
R-Really?
Well, whatever.
I couldn't really sleep well with all that racket, though.
I guess I am a little tired...
How long are you going to stay?
I'll stay 7 days.
What is the purpose of your visit?
For sightseeing.
This is... huh?
Ah, Tendo-san!
Hey, Akane. Heeeey.
Only bad kids sleep in the middle of class!
Hinako-sensei will teach you a less-
Akane?
Waaah! T-Tendo-san...
Tendo-san hit meeeeee!
Wow. It's pretty rare for Akane to go against the teacher.
Hey. Akane!
What's going on?
Looks like the effects of my incense have finally kicked in.
What'd you say?
Now then, Akane-chan, let's play!
Hey, hold it old man!
W-What's going on?
I'm the one who should be asking that!
This is so strange. I made it just like the grimoire said...
Let's have a look.
Hmm... ah right here.
Deep Sleep Incense is the product of a secret formula.
It's intended for those who have no free time to sleep because their life is in constant danger.
You can even fight in your sleep using this magical incense.
Read the thing before you make it, you fool!
Hey, Ran-chan.
What should we do?
Don't ask me...
If we don't do something, Akane-san's gonna sleep until Spring is over.
Boobs! Boobs!
Akane! Where's Akane?!
Yes! Right here.
We're out of booze. Hurry and bring more.
Right away, Shampoo-sama.
That's right!
Maids are no good unless they're working hard!
Yes, Ukyo-sama.
Hey, Akane. I'm hungry.
Yes, Master! I'll bring refreshments immediately.
I've prepared it all myself.
I don't want this!
Such horrible treatment...
What's going on?
She must be dreaming...
But, it's alright.
No matter how lowly my station, as long as I can be near my beloved Master...
I'm... blessed!
She's completely...
absorbed in her dream, isn't she?
How long are you gonna sleep?! Wake uuup!
A dream?!
Oh my, what kind of dream was that?
Ranma, eat the breakfast I made for you.
Ran-chan, eat the home cooked food I made for you.
Hahaha, I can't eat all this!
I thought it was just... a bad dream.
Ranma you... MORON!
Whoa, Akane. Stop this nonsense!
Huh? What happened?
Nothing~ You're wide open!
Make a fool of me will yo-
Trying to wake a maiden by force?
As usual, you truly are a peasant.
What'd you say?!
From time immemorial, it's been the duty of a prince to wake a fair maiden with a kiss!
How beautiful.
Even moreso now that I'm about to wake you.
Prepare yourself!
Whoa, he went pretty far this time.
Ahhh, so it wasn't gonna work, huh?
Hey, what's with that outfit?
Oh, uh, no, it's not like I was planning to do anything to Akane-san.
Lies!
The boys in this class are just like lower life forms, aren't they?
Ahh!
There was an "important notes" section on the next page.
According to this...
The "Deep Sleep Incense" is only intended for those who are constantly under attack.
In the worst case, if the incense is used during a peaceful situation...
there's a possibility that your anger will begin to rise, and you'll start indiscriminately lashing out.
So take care to avoid this.
What?!
So there are side effects?
Oh, crap.
It's started already?
We'd better hurry up and stop her.
Let's go after her, Ukyo!
Right!
Ahh, hold on!
Where am I?
Huh? What's this?
Ohh.
Hey, you there!
Sorry, but could you kick that back to us?
If you want, you can go for a punt.
W-What?
No, don't come any closer!
Ran-chan.
This is bad.
We've gotta stop her before she does anymore damage.
Let's go!
Okay!
Escaping from class is no good.
I've got to punish bad students like you.
This is it!
This is...
I've finally found it!
The Illusory Statue!
But, it's so dirty. I can't say for sure if it's the real thing.
I'd better polish it up!
Oh, no! That way!
P-Principal!
How the hell did she manage that?
Akane... she's gotten outside now?
What a mess.
Please excuse the mess. We ask for your cooperation as this area is under construction.
Old man! Pops!
Please excuse the mess. We ask for your cooperation as this area is under construction.
Don't tell me it was Akane...
Yeah...
I'm ashamed. We were doing some manual labor for a change when we saw Akane-augh.
We looked away for a moment, and she threw us into the construction site...
Gah! This is getting confusing!
Ranma~
You skipped out on class and came to go on a date with me?
I'm so happy~
Ah, this isn't the time for...
Akane! We've gotta find Akane!
Hm?
If it's Akane, she came to our restaurant a minute ago.
What?! That's bad! The restaurant's in trouble!
Why?
Hey, Ranma!
Ranma-kun!
You're just leaving us?
Hwaaa, what's with this girl?
Oh no! Were we too late?
She's still eating while she's asleep.
This makes the 24th bowl...
Is she really sleeping?
Jusenkyo Eating Contest
Alright, we're getting towards the end here folks,
and the only remaining challengers are: Akane Tendo and Picolet, taking the lead.
Jusenkyo King of Gluttony Championship
Time remaining: 30 seconds!
Oh! It's decided! The winner is Akane Tendo!
Akane Tendo
I did it! Yaaaay~
And the reward for our winner is a hot hot kiss from Happosai!
Huh?
At long last! Akane-chaaaan~
Noooo!
Stop her! Cut it out!
Everyone, class is still in session.
Hurry up and return to class!
Cut it out!
Aww, what a mess.
What now?
Ahh, I've got no choice, huh?
Got her!
Nice one, Ukyo!
Hinako-sensei, now's your chance to absorb her aura!
Everyone?
The only one remaining is you, Akane Tendo-san.
Here I go. Eight Treasures 50 Yen Kill!
Like I'll let you!!
S... so cruel!
Tendo-san you meaniie!
She's like a pre-schooler...
Kodachi-sama.
We've captured Akane Tendo.
Excellent work.
Today, Akane Tendo shall enjoy the pain of Hell itself!
Sheesh, wow.
She finally calmed down a bit, huh?
At any rate, it's best if we let her continue to rest.
Let's have her listen to some music to calm her heart.
The end has come at last, Akane Tendo!
Yes. Writhe in torment as you die!
Somebody...
Save me...
Akaneeee!
Ranma?
Ranma!
You came for me! I'm so happy!
Hey wait, Akane-chan!
What do you think you're doing?
You've done it, Ranma-kun!
As long as Akane-kun is holding onto Ranma, she won't be able to lash out.
It's for the sake of the world!
Stay there and hold on with all your might!
D-D-Don't decide stuff on your own!
Please, never let go!
Akane's... smiling?
She must be having a good dream.
Ranma, do as you're told.
E-Everyone's just blabbering on about whatever they want!
Ranma~
Jesu- Ryoga!
Even though we still haven't settled our duel...
Ranma, you bastard!
How dare you!
No no, calm down, Ryoga. There's a really great reason for this!
Shut your mouth! I don't wanna hear it!
Prepare to receive your judgment from my fists!
Please stop! Why must you two fight?
Don't try to stop us, My Lady!
This is a fight between two men with their spirits on the line!
Please stop, both of you.
Doing this for me...
Just stoooop!
Oh, man.
Ow...
What ridiculous strength.
Ran-chan and Ryoga aren't even a match.
Was Akane always that strong?
It's her latent capabilities.
Huh?
The capability to wash out even the toughest stains?
That's lather capability!
I see. Humans can't usually fight using 100% of their true potential.
But Akane, being asleep, can utilize all of her latent capabilities.
I can't accept it!
Akane being stronger than me? No way I'll take that!
This isn't the time to worry about that.
If we don't wake Akane up, the restaurant is gonna get ruined!
Hey! What do you think you're doing taking advantage of the situation?!
You...
N-NOOOOO!
Ahh, I guess I've got no choice. I'd better use that.
Hmm, what's that? A mosquito coil?
It might seem so, at first glance.
But this is a "spicy incense". One whiff of this and there's nobody who won't wake up from it.
Spicy incense?
Yay! With that Akane will wake up for sure!
If you have something like that, say so earlier...
Now, let's make Akane smell this!
Dammit!
Such agility!
Is this more of Akane's latent capabilities?
How naïve, Ranma.
Hey! Old man!
There's no way a frontal attack will work on Akane-chan in this state.
Well then...
What in the world do you suggest?
I'll take this, and...
I see!
We can do that!
We can transmit it mouth-to-mouth!
What do you guys want? It's clearly my responsibility!
No. I'm much more suitable for that role!
Please give that to me!
H-How unsightly...
Which one should I restrain?
Hey idiots, cut it ou-
Pig-tailed girl.
I'll postpone your invitation to kiss.
But for now, let's passionately embrace-
Who the hell would do that with you?
Akane Tendo!
A-Akane-san!
Akane-chaan~
NOOOOOOO!
Geez, these guys just don't learn.
Hey, what do you think you're doing, Pops?
This isn't the time to just stand around, Ranma-kun.
If you're a man, you need to wake her up with some mouth-to-mouth!
But why me-
Ranma-kun, you'd better not be thinking of kissing my daughter, or else...
Ahh no, no, I'd never dream of it.
I just... hey, where'd the incense go?
Hm?
Huh?
I, Ryoga Hibiki, would never dream of kissing a lady in front of others.
And a sleeping one, on top of that.
But for Akane's sake, I'll take on and throw away my shame!
Akane-san! Get ready for me to-
What do you think yo-
Don't you dare get in my way!
Damn it, old man!
Akane Tendo's kiss...
I won't let anyone else have it!
What's with this gas?
Ahh, so it happened, after all...
That's a side effect of the Spicy Incense.
If those who have wicked thoughts inhale the incense, those wicked thoughts begin to take over.
Oh, no.
Akane-chan...
You guys, snap out of it!
Use this!
This is called, "True Love Incense".
Asking you for help is hard to stomach, but this is all for the sake of the restaurant. I have no choice.
That patronizing way of putting it is hard for me to stomach.
But in this case, I guess I can't really decline.
So, what does that thing do?
Just shut up and wat-
NOOOOO!
Oh no, she's going off again!
Moose!
I've got it!
Those who inhale this incense will believe that everyone they see is their beloved.
Eh?
Oh, for the love of... it's right here!
Sorry...
Now then, let's just make them get a whiff!
Who are you aiming at?!
Ah fine, I'll do it!
Akane Tendo!
Let's kiss~
Happosai-sama~
Happosai-sama~ I'm Akane!
No, no, it's me!
Ohhh, ohhh, there're so many Akane-chans.
Ahh, it's true.
Now awake as my faithful wife!
No good... I just can't watch.
Geez, you guys are a handful.
Okay Ranma, suck it up!
What are you doing?!
What happens if I end up like these two?
I'll forgive you.
Those troublemakers are out of the way now.
It's time for you to wake Akane up!
Huh? I-I can't.
Ran-chan!
If you kiss her, you know what'll happen!
It's alright, isn't it?
One or two kisses isn't anything to get worked up about.
More importantly, I've got a "One Smell and You'll Wanna Kiss Magic Incense" on sale for only 3,980 yen.
Interested?
I'll take one!
No way, give me one!
Don't interfere!
Princess!
I-I can't hold on any longer!
We can't, Ranma-sama!
Princess!
Do it now, Ranma-kun!
Show us the true spirit of a man!
D-D-Don't put me on the spot like this!
Calm down.
It's just a little kiss.
That's right, it's all for the sake of waking Akane.
This is a mission!
What happened?
Ran-chan?
Th-the incense?
I swallowed it.
What have you done?!
The incense. Where's that pig-shaped burner?
Does that mean Akane...
Won't wake up until Spring is over?
Ranma-kun, you!
Huh? What's all the fuss, I wonder?
Ahh, it's that time already?
Akane-chan, it's morning!
Please wake up~
Okay!
Good morning.
Looks like you slept a lot, huh?
Huh? Kasumi-oneechan.
Huh? What am I doing here?
What?
That means?
You don't remember anything?
How strange...
Everyone was saying you wouldn't wake up at all.
Hmm, I wonder why.
Why, she asks.
That's what I'd like to ask!
The Deep Sleep Incense is meant to react to the thirst for blood of an assassin.
But Kasumi doesn't have the slightest bit of bloodlust in her.
That's probably the very reason she was able to wake her.
Yeah, but now what do we do about this disaster area of a restaurant?
You have a point.
Maybe we can put those guys to work?
H-Hey, Ranma.
Hmm?
What is it?
I... had a weird dream recently.
What kind?
Don't laugh, okay?
In the dream, you were there, dressed as a Prince.
And then you were about to...
Ahhh, what kind of a dream was that?!
Heh, are you stupid? Give the jokes a rest, sometime.
Like I'd ever get that close to someone like you!
I could say the same to you!
If it weren't a dream, I'd beat you up so badly right now!
Don't act like you're so great.
You're about 30 years, no, 50 years too early for a dream like that!
I don't wanna hear it, you stupid boy-girl!
What'd you say?
Ohh, now you're in for it!
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