KISS ME BABY
Koi wa aserazu
恋はあせらず
Don't be impatient with love
Isoija dame dame !
急いじゃ ダメダメ！
Rushing it is no good, no good
Kamisama oshiete yo
神さま おしえてよ
God, please let me know
Mou soutou muchuu? demo
もう 相当ムチュウ？ でも
Am I already quite crazy about love?
Kimi ga warau to
キミが笑うと
But when you smile
Haato ga dokitto ne
ハートがドキッとね
My heart skips a beat
Shichau no naze kashira
しちゃうの なぜかしら
I wonder why it does that?
Himitsu no tokimeki tomaranai
秘密のトキメキ 止まらない
The secret throbbing of my heart just won't stop
Unlimited Translation
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Presents
Honto no watashi no koto
ほんとの わたしのこと
You still don't know anything
Kimi wa mada nani mo shiranai
キミは まだ 何も知らない
About the real me
Hitotsu hitotsu fuete yuku
ひとつ ひとつ ふえてゆく
One by one, they accumulate
Futari dake no "hajimete" wo
ふたりだけの 「はじめて」 を
These firsts that belong only to the two of us
Zenbu tsunaide dakishimeru kara
ぜんぶ つないで 抱きしめるから
It's because you join them all and hold me tight
Ki-mi-ga-su-ki
キｰミｰガｰスｰキ
That I love you
BABY BABY
Koi wa aserazu
恋はあせらず
Don't be impatient with love
Isoija dame dame !
急いじゃ ダメダメ！
Rushing is no good, no good
Kamisama oshiete yo
神さま おしえてよ
God, please let me know
Mou soutou muchuu? demo
もう 相当ムチュウ？ でも
Am I already quite crazy about love?
Kimi ga warau to
キミが笑うと
But when you smile
Haato ga dokitto ne
ハートがドキッとね
My heart skips a beat
Shichau no naze kashira
しちゃうの なぜかしら
I wonder why it does that?
Himitsu no tokimeki tomaranai
秘密のトキメキ 止まらない
This secret throbbing of my heart just won't stop
UTW Staff Translator/Editor/QC: Raze Timer/Typesetter: Nikon Timer: Kusion Typesetter: Bob64
Sign: Spring
I'm the Sex God!
The seasons come and go, and spring has come once again!
Takizawa High School
Look at that girl!
She's really pretty!
Is she a junior?
Having a girl like her for a girlfriend would be the best!
I can feel it!
The passionate stares of the new freshmen!
They're all my slaves!
It's only a matter of time until I get 100 sex friends!
How about getting your first one?
Absolutely no progress from last year.
I need to instantly finish Kosuda off and start taking my next guy in!
Though, when I say "instantly", I don't mean making him come that quickly...
What are you talking about?
Who are you talking to?!
But, Kosuda's definitely a premature ejaculator.
Yeah.
No, I mean...
So, Chika-chan's also starting at our school?
I just hope she won't be too surprised when she sees how popular I am!
You're really cute!
Please go out with me!
No, go with me instead...
There's no one for me but you!
Me too.
Me too!
Wow, I'm surprised.
What are we gonna do if it's you that's surprised?
Here comes Kanejou-san! I can't forgive her for being so sparkly!
Yamada's in our class...
We're in the same class again.
Yamada-san!
M-Morning.
She's cold, as usual.
Where will you sit, Yamada?
Hmm...
The very front row?
My eyesight's gotten weaker lately...
A camera?
Ah, Kosuda's.
Geez, you're not being honest.
Yamada-san, Takeshita-san.
We're in the same class!
I'm glad!
Miyano-chin!
Y-You're in this class too?
Yes, I also get to be in the same class as Kosuda.
So, this time I'll definitely...
Definitely what?!
Ah, it's nothing, nothing at all!
Bye!
She said this time she'll definitely...
No way!
She's saying "this time I'll definitely take Kosuda's virginity"?!
I'm sure she means "this time I'll definitely tell him how I feel".
It's still a threat, though...
We're in the same class, too!
Let's get along!
Misato and Katase!
Now that I'm a junior, I'll use my older woman charm to get a hot boyfriend!
Heh, boys...
Junior year's supposed to be the highlight of high school life.
PLACEHOLDER
You're older to the freshmen...
Yamada...
She took the seat next to mine?
Alright, I better do my best to close the distance between us!
Well, even in this new class, my place as the Queen is safe and sound.
Where'd you get such expressions like "Queen" from?
W-Who's she?
So a girl like her was in our school?
Good morning, everyone!
She's dethroning you?
Looks like your place as "Queen" is in danger.
H-How dare you!
It's my pleasure to be in the same class as you!
W-What's your name?
I'm Kanejou Kyouka.
Let's get along!
Let's!
Ah, I remember now!
She's the girl who was right on your tail during the Miss Takizawa Contest.
Well then, I was the winner during the contest, wasn't I?
In the end, she's no match for me-
You were raised overseas?
You transferred in the day right before the School Festival, didn't you?
I couldn't see your face very well during the contest...
If I knew about you I would've voted for you, Kanejou-san.
Me too.
Me too!
Why aren't there shotguns for purchase on online auction sites?!
Because it's against the law?
Kosuda!
Why are you looking at another girl?
There's a death curse kit from an Atlantis secret sect up on the 'net...
Alright everyone, back to your seats!
I'm your homeroom teacher, Ms. Akai.
For those of you who know me, and those of you who don't,
let's get along this year!
Yes!
What is she doing right at the start of the new school year?
Damn you, Kosuda!
Why don't you just tell him not to look at other girls?
I'd rather die!
The school only needs one Queen!
Actually, the school doesn't need any...
Blah blah blah, blah blah.
John said to Bob, "The house next door has been vacant for over ten years".
Blah blah blah blah blah,
blah blah blah.
I'm unable to personally speak about what has happened in that house.
Blah blah blah blah,
blah blah.
Excellent, Kanejou-san!
Your pronunciation is so amazing it'd put native speakers to shame!
Thank you.
She's so cool!
Raised overseas, indeed!
Wow!
Raised overseas, indeed!
Nice spike!
Raised overseas, indeed!
She's really popular.
That's because America's corrupted.
All she probably does over there is have lots and lots of sex.
Sign:
I'm so jealous...
Sign: I'm
Sign: I'm so
Sign: I'm so je
Sign: I'm so jeal
Sign: I'm so jealou
Sign: I'm so jealous!
That's a horribly biased view.
What the hell are these?!
The food I made can't possibly taste bad!
Here, please try some...
Kanejou-san, amazing!
It's so brilliant it seems to shine!
I'm having one!
Ah, Kanejou's cooking?
Let's see.
Mmm, nicely done.
I'm going to have a bite, too!
T-This is...
It's just like getting lost in an enchanted forest...
It's deep fried, but it tastes like the refreshing woods and the sun...
Kanejou-san, please give me the recipe!
No!
Even Miyano's leaving me for Kanejou...
Sign: Yamada Fan Club
Aren't you my groupie?
"Groupie"?!
The next day.
Good morning, Yamada-san.
Aren't you being a little childish?
It doesn't matter whether you win or lose.
It does!
I have to show her that I'm better!
You're a maiden in love.
What? Love? Who're you talking about?!
Kosuda's so uncool, yet he has the audacity to be unfaithful?!
Sign: Class Rep
We'll decide who the class representative will be today!
Anyone want to do it?
You can nominate others, too!
Kosuda's looking at her again!
Kanejou-san would be good.
I agree, she's perfect for the job!
No, you praise me too highly...
Is that so? Then I guess I have to.
C l a s s R e p
I'll do it!
So all pretty girls have more or less the same personality, huh?
Alright, Kanejou is the new class rep!
Give me your support, everyone!
Yes!
W-What?!
I take my eyes off her for a second, and she suddenly becomes the new class rep?!
And her standing pose!
A slight slant, with her center of gravity slightly to the right.
Standing with a slight slant, with her center of gravity slightly to the right.
Her fifth finger bent slightly, accentuating it elegantly.
Her eyes looking straight forward with her head tilted about 15 degrees.
Her eyes looking straight forward with her head tilted about 15degrees.
A hand on her hips, with her torso slightly twisted, accentuating her waistline.
That's the standing pose of an experienced model!
Her eyes looking straight forward with her head tilted about 15degrees.
I can't lose!
I have to get noticed, too!
C l a s s R e p
K y o u k a K a n e j o u
S e c r e t a r y
Next, I think we should decide who'll be the secretary.
K y o u k a
Me, me, me, me, me!
K y o u k a K a n e j o u
C l
K y o u k a K a n e j o
C l a s s R e p
K y
S e c r e t a r y
Y a m a d a
Next up is the disciplinary officer.
This is no good, nobody can see my face this way!
Let me help you, Kanejou-san.
No, let me do it!
But I shouldn't...
It's fine, it's fine!
Whoa, evil...
You okay?
I'll pick up the prints for you.
Me too.
Me too!
Thank you, everyone.
No!
Kanejou, you...
It's not good to try and trip others up!
But, but!
If she takes my popularity away from me, I won't have anything but my looks...
I just can't feel sorry for you.
How about being more proactive in having a match with her?
More proactive?
That's right!
Like aiming to turn things around in one go, then making my debut in the entertainment industry?
Huh?
Then job offers from Young Jump as a pin-up girl will come!
Say whatever you want.
Wait right there, Kosuda!
Let me see that book.
This model is...
Kanejou-san?!
I buy this photography magazine every month.
I had the feeling I'd seen Kanejou-san's face somewhere before.
And so I remembered...
she was featured in last year's issue.
She beat me to it...
No way, Kanejou-san featured in a magazine?!
It's true, wow!
Kanejou-san, do you also work as a model?
Oh, this is embarassing.
These photos were taken by my brother.
Whose book is this?
Ah, it's mine.
Koishikawa-kun?
Are you a photographer?
Y-Yes, I am.
I'm in the Photography Club.
Why are you talking with respect?
How about correcting your name? Isn't it "Kosuda"?!
This magazine had a photography contest, and the winning entry was featured on the cover.
It's quite a difficult contest to win.
Wow.
Your brother must be amazing.
He has many interests...
and what's more, there's nothing he isn't good at.
I see, so she hasn't made her debut in the entertainment industry yet.
Well, if it was for a photography contest, it says nothing about her worth as a model!
You're saying what you're thinking!
My worth as a model was also a selection factor, you know.
Yamada, behind you, look behind you!
So the reason Kosuda was interested in Kanejou-san was because he remembered her from a magazine?
That's good.
So he wasn't being unfaithful.
But, of course!
There's no way he could escape from my charms!
After all, I'm the epitome of B-type H-ism!
I wonder if it's time to let him have sex with me?
I have to reward my loyal manservant!
You piss me off.
Ah, B-type H-ism~
Welcome home, Mademoiselle.
I'm home, Ichihara-san.
You must be tired.
Would you like something to drink?
Yes, I'd like some Green Earl Grey tea.
Understood.
The Mademoiselle is always so composed and modest.
This must be what it means to have had a good upbringing.
I'm the fairest of them all, as I thought.
Truly fitting as the Campus Queen.
Background: Rumble
Yamada-san, I still haven't forgotten my resentment for losing to you in the Miss Takizawa Contest!
I've never been so shamed all my life.
I won't forgive you, Yamada-san.
I'll take away everything precious to you.
Your popularity, and your friends...
I want to see your tear-streaked face after I've torn your pride into pieces!
Madamoiselle, the tea is ready.
Thank you, Ichihara-san.
Good day.
Good day!
It's Kanejou-san!
She's always so lovely!
Sitting or standing, she's as beautiful as a peony,
and she walks with the grace of a lily.
U-Umm...
G-Good day, Kanejou-sama.
Good day.
Ah, the scene seems to sparkle...
She must be madly in love!
I wonder who her Sœur is?
Under the Rose-colored Smile is... Kanejou's Dark Secret!
No matter when, where, and what,
we're always at the top.
That's the duty of the Kanejou family I was born into.
I need to hurry and do something about Yamada-san.
I need to make clear who is the Campus Queen.
Yes.
Before he comes back...
I'll need to beat Yamada-san down thoroughly and completely,
until she kneels down before me.
What should I do?
Ah, that's right!
Why don't I take Yamada-san's boyfriend away from her?
She must have one.
He must be an amazing man.
Not at all.
I'll take Yamada-san's boyfriend from her~
And then nonchalantly dump him~
So I can show her how much better I am~
Yes, the Campus Queen is me~
And for that, I must hurry and find Yamada-san's boyfriend~
Sneaking around looking for him isn't my style.
I think I'll ask Yamada directly.
Yamada-san, now's the time to flirt with your boyfriend.
Mademoiselle, dinner's ready.
Thank you as always, Ichihara-san.
Sign: Takizawa High School
I wonder if Yamada has any plans today after this?
I'll take the plunge and ask her for a date!
I mean, we are going out!
I think.
Um, Yama-
Yamada-san.
Kanejou!
Umm...
I want to become closer to you.
Huh?
Umm...
Would you like to visit my house?
I'll treat you to some tea!
Tea?
She's probably planning to add poison to it.
If I end up getting poisoned at Kanejou's place...
What about all those porn books I hide underneath my bed?
Book: Night Textbook for AMAZING Sex
What is it that you're frightened of?
What?!
Sure, I'll go!
Ah, I'm glad.
U-Umm...
It's pretty far away.
Are we there yet?
Oh, we were within the premises since a while ago.
What?
What's with that ridiculously large house?!
Welcome home.
And, welcome and enjoy your stay!
Wow.
She's extraordinarily rich!
T-This is...
Gulp.
Oh Yamada-san, running off to that corner...
She must be in awe of how wealthy the Kanejou family is.
In a fight, it's disadvantageous to be lured into your enemy's territory.
You're quite the careless one, Yamada-san.
S-So big!
Is this room yours alone to use?
What are you so shocked about?
This is just the living room.
My bedroom and my study are elsewhere.
And of course, they're all for my own personal use.
You really are rich! These are silk panties!
You don't have to feel that bad...
What's this box?
You can't touch that.
Why?
Please take your time and relax.
Well, please help yourself.
They're not poisoned.
I'm bothered by what's inside that box from a while ago.
Kanejou was really panicking.
It must be...
Sign: Demon Seal
You lewd woman.
What's she fantasizing about?
By the way, Yamada-san.
I want to get along with you.
But, you keep going against me all the time.
What do you mean, going against you-
See, just like that.
So you're that aware of my presence, aren't you?
I understand.
You're very pretty, Yamada-san.
You've always been number one in your school, right?
Until I transferred in, that is.
But, don't you think the school needs only one Queen?
Is that your true nature?
So, you've finally bared your fangs.
That's just what I want!
Flowers in battle!
Fair and square, with the title of Queen on the line.
Let's fight!
It seems that this is our fate.
We'll see who's man and who's woman, Yamada-san!
TL Note: "We'll see who's man and who's woman" is a Japanese expression meaning "We'll see who's best".
I'll take you on, Kanejou!
Wait, see who's man and who's woman?
So does that mean the winner's more of a man?
Sign: Demon Seal
You can't, Yamada-san...
There's no need to be afraid.
Just relax, Kanejou.
But that would just be B-type Lesbianism!
I'm not interested in that kind of thing!
Yamada-san?
H-How shall we decide who's the winner?
Another beauty contest?
Who is your boyfriend, Yamada-san?
Huh? Boyfriend?
I wanted to come here with Yamada.
Ahh, that was a good nap.
Oh, Yamada? What's up?
Boyfriend, boyfriend...
Oh crap, I don't have one!
You mean Kosuda isn't your boyfriend?!
Why do you want to know?
Here's my declaration.
In one month.
I'll seduce your boyfriend within a month!
So, who would your boyfriend be?
Is he in the same school as us?
"I don't have one"... but there's no way in hell I'd tell her that!
But hey, Kosuda isn't your boyfriend?!
Why don't you find out for yourself?
Collecting intelligence should be a piece of cake for someone as rich as you.
Alright, let's do that.
Somehow, I managed to deceive her.
Mademoiselle, would you like some more tea?
Ah, I'd love that, Ichihara-san.
Wow, this girl...
Damn it!
Damn you, Kanejou!
I'd hate to lose to Kanejou...
But it'll be worse if she finds out I don't have a boyfriend!
What about Kosuda!
Kosuda? Kosuda?!
My lens!
Yamada-san.
Prepare yourself.
I'll take the seat of Campus Queen.
Yes.
Before he comes back...
But, how much longer will it be until he comes back?
Even for someone like me, there's something I can't control!
Harvard is too far away!
I'm so lonely...
I want to be comforted, at least...
Your fingerprint has been verified.
Your voice for verification, please.
I love you.
Pulse rate recognized.
Retinal sensor confirmed.
Welcome, Kyouka-sama.
I miss you.
I miss you!
I want to see you!
Mademoiselle, you don't have to love him that much...
What do you think, Ichihara-san?
I was thinking of installing around 100 fixed cameras at Harvard.
That's against the law.
Umm, how about giving him up?
Unfortunately, this love will...
Why?!
I thought you were the only one who'd understand, Ichihara-san...
I've loved him ever since I was little!
I'm saying this for your own good, Mademoiselle.
I love him.
I love him so much!
It's a forbidden love.
But, why...
What's wrong with being in love with your own older brother?!
It's wrong.
Hey, it's Keiichi.
Blah blah, Keiichi blah.
He always looks so cool.
Blah blah, blah blah!
I wonder what's the next thing he wants to become number one in?
Blah blah, blah blah blah?
From Kyouka, huh?
From:
To:
It's me, Kyouka.
May 6th, 20XX 14:00
Dear Brother, it's been a while.
Kyouka Kanejou
Keiichi Kanejou
How are you?
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Brother, it's been a while.
How are you?
Dear Brother, it's been a while.
How are you?
May 6th, 20XX 14:00
Dear Brother, it's been a while.
How are you?
This is your hundred and first message today.
You must be bored.
These feelings will definitely reach my brother!
I definitely won't give up!
I'll give my virginity to you, dear brother...
Smooch~
I pray that the Mademoiselle can remain celibate for the rest of her life...
Watch me, Yamada-san.
Background: Rumble
So that I can someday make my brother's heart mine,
I'll definitely beat you,
and become the Campus Queen!
To Be Continued!
Dakishimete
抱きしめて
I want to hug you tight
Aitakute
あいたくて
I want to see you
Kagayaku muunraito
輝く ムーンライト
The moon shines bright
Garasu no kutsu mo konya wa iranai wa
ガラスの靴も 今夜は いらないわ
I won't be needing the glass slippers tonight
Daarin
ダーリン
Darlin'
Mabuta tojita noni
まぶた閉じたのに
I close my eyes
Fureau shunkan
ふれあう瞬間
But the moment we touch
Sameru yume kyunto naru
覚める夢 きゅんとなる
I awake from my dream and my chest tightens
Nee mukae ni kite yo
ねぇ むかえにきてよ
Hey, come pick me up
Mama ni mo naisho de
ママにも内緒で
But don't tell Mom
Tsukiakari wo abite
月あかりを浴びて
Bathing in the moonlight
Hora watashi hadashi no purinsesu
ほら わたし 裸足のプリンセス
Look, I'm the barefoot princess
Dakishimete
抱きしめて
I want to hug you tight
Aitakute
あいたくて
I want to see you
Kagayaku muunraito
輝く ムーンライト
The moon shines bright
Tokenai mahou futari ni kaketa
とけない魔法 ふたりにかけた
I've cast an everlasting magic spell on us both
Yakusoku yo
約束よ
Promise me
Mou nido to
もう二度と
That you'll never
Hanasanaide ne
離さないでね
Let go of me again
Garasu no kutsu mo konya wa iranai wa
ガラスの靴も 今夜は いらないわ
I won't be needing the glass slippers tonight
Daarin
ダーリン
Darlin'
Preview
I'm Yamada!
Summertime's here.
And it's the pool, the pool!
And swimsuits, too!
Be sure to get your fill of this perfect body that I've been honing for this very day!
Ugh, Takeshita and Miyano.
Can't you two just watch from the side?
Yamada.
In the other half of the episode, the beast within me will wake.
The wolf will live on, and the virgin's cherry will be popped!
Be sure to watch!