KISS ME BABY
Koi wa aserazu
恋はあせらず
Don't be impatient with love
Isoija dame dame !
急いじゃ ダメダメ！
Rushing it is no good, no good
Kamisama oshiete yo
神さま おしえてよ
God, please let me know
Mou soutou muchuu? demo
もう 相当ムチュウ？ でも
Am I already quite crazy about love?
Kimi ga warau to
キミが笑うと
But when you smile
Haato ga dokitto ne
ハートがドキッとね
My heart skips a beat
Shichau no naze kashira
しちゃうの なぜかしら
I wonder why it does that?
Himitsu no tokimeki tomaranai
秘密のトキメキ 止まらない
The secret throbbing of my heart just won't stop
Unlimited Translation
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Presents
Honto no watashi no koto
ほんとの わたしのこと
You still don't know anything
Kimi wa mada nani mo shiranai
キミは まだ 何も知らない
About the real me
Hitotsu hitotsu fuete yuku
ひとつ ひとつ ふえてゆく
One by one, they accumulate
Futari dake no "hajimete" wo
ふたりだけの 「はじめて」 を
These firsts that belong only to the two of us
Zenbu tsunaide dakishimeru kara
ぜんぶ つないで 抱きしめるから
It's because you join them all and hold me tight
Ki-mi-ga-su-ki
キｰミｰガｰスｰキ
That I love you
BABY BABY
Koi wa aserazu
恋はあせらず
Don't be impatient with love
Isoija dame dame !
急いじゃ ダメダメ！
Rushing is no good, no good
Kamisama oshiete yo
神さま おしえてよ
God, please let me know
Mou soutou muchuu? demo
もう 相当ムチュウ？ でも
Am I already quite crazy about love?
Kimi ga warau to
キミが笑うと
But when you smile
Haato ga dokitto ne
ハートがドキッとね
My heart skips a beat
Shichau no naze kashira
しちゃうの なぜかしら
I wonder why it does that?
Himitsu no tokimeki tomaranai
秘密のトキメキ 止まらない
This secret throbbing of my heart just won't stop
UTW Staff Translator/Editor/QC: Raze Timer: Klipper Typesetter: Bob64
Um...
It's been a while, so... could I ask you out s-sometime soon?
Just do whatever you want.
And that's how they ended up going on a date!
This time, you'll do what you should've done.
And the sign is... H!
TL Note: H means sex, remember?
We've kissed...
Clearly, what comes next is...
Will I be good at it?
Actually, I've never really thought about it much until now,
but is Yamada...
... experienced?
Yamada and Kanejou-san obviously have a lot of experience.
They probably have super techniques that are out of this world.
It's as I thought.
What about Misato?
Eh? What happened next?!
Nope, she doesn't. Definitely not!
That's because you're a sucker for boobs.
But she'll eventually have sex with some guy, right?
And, right in the middle of it...
You suck!
Premature ejaculator!
She'd bluntly say exactly what she thinks...
We know it won't happen, so what are we imagining things for?
But...
Hah! You're no good at all,
and you're fast.
Go die!
I get the feeling that Yamada would be even worse.
What's wrong, Kosuda, are you alright?
He's a stoic!
Isn't he just a masochist?
I don't mind if you're fast.
What are you doing?
I'm simulating what I'll say to Kosuda after he fails.
What's that for?
You came before we even started.
Don't worry about it, it happens often.
But that's the one thing I can't accept!
Is Kosuda really fine with a girl like her?
The Kanejou Family The Sparkling Secret of the Rich Brother!
I'll probably get there quite early.
Maybe Yamada will also come early...
This couldn't get any better!
... or am I dreaming too much?
Not at all.
This is no dream!
Arrow: Yamada
Damn you, Kosuda.
How dare you make someone like me wait!
Well, I did come here an hour early.
Should I put on more lip gloss?
Hey.
You're late! Let's go!
Really?!
I figured I had nothing to lose if I hit on you...
I'm so glad to be alive!
People would obviously hit on me if I'm by myself!
You should've come two hours early!
Brother.
Brother!
Brother, where are you?
He went out.
Geez, he acts too freely!
I want to lock him up somewhere.
Now now...
Please have some tea.
Would you like anything else?
@$@!#%$#*&$.
Ow ow, my back...
Are you okay, Granny?
Mommy! Where are you?!
Mommy!
Ooh, I'm having my baby!
Oh, sorry. Where is Jinbouchou?
But, I have a date...
He's late!
It's almost time!
It's still five minutes early.
That Kosuda, shouldn't he be aching to meet me as soon as possible?
Whatever, it's not like I care about him-
Yamada-san.
I'll just say this, but I don't have any feelings for you!
Let's go to a love hotel right now!
In my haste, I finally invited him...
Just like this, let's go straight to your first sexual experience!
Hotel?
Kanejou's brother?!
Yamada, I'm sorry!
Oh, she mistook me for someone else?
Pity.
Isn't he Kanejou-san's brother?
Yamada-san, sorry about last time.
As a mark of our acquaintance.
Don't act so close to me!
As an apology, I'll treat you to some tea.
Look at that table, what an attractive couple!
Are they both models?
How nice, they really suit each other!
Wait, if you look closely, isn't there a third person?
You're right, I didn't notice him.
He's probably just sharing their table.
What's with this situation?
What happened?
Is she punishing me for being late?
He caught me off-guard, and I couldn't turn down his offer.
Why am I having tea with this guy?!
I'm going to the bathroom.
I'm Kanejou Keiichi. Nice to meet you.
N-Nice to meet you too, I'm Kosuda Takashi.
Is he going after Yamada?
U-Umm...
What is your relationship with Yamada?
Tell him you're dating!
There's no other way to counter him...
W-We're da-
I... like Yamada!
I see. So it's unrequited love.
That must hurt.
So my relationship with her is just one-sided love?!
So you're not dating Yamada-san.
That means it's okay if I ask her to be my girl, right?
What?!
No matter how hot he is, Kosuda is still better.
That's because he's a virgin!
Kanejou's brother is a rich boy, after all!
The many maids that serve him must've introduced him to his first experience a long time ago.
And now he has tons of sex...
Aah, I'm so jealous!
Ugh, this pisses me off!
Huh? What happened, Kosuda?
Yamada.
We were talking about how I'm interested in you, Yamada-san-
I'm not interested in you.
Fast!
Fast reply.
Instant reply?
It's never happened before.
I'm sorry if I wasn't clear enough.
Please go out with me-
No.
Yamada...
You don't want to hurt Kosuda-kun's feelings?
Huh? You kidding?!
I don't care what Kosuda thinks, but I still don't want you!
Why?
That's because you're...
... not a virgin!
What does she think she's saying?
Is she joking?
There's no way someone that hot could still be a virgin.
Is that important to you, Yamada-san?
That's right.
That's where my worth is?!
Then, that's good.
I can give you what you want, Yamada-san.
You're a virgin?!
Really? How?!
You too, Yamada-san. Why do you care about it so much?
Sex isn't something you can't live without.
What are you talking about?!
I want hundreds, no, thousands of sex friends, and you...
... but I can't say that.
Once you've found someone you like, isn't it natural to do it?
Nice cover-up.
Yes. I agree.
However...
I've been approached by many, many women,
but none of them have been able to make me feel that way.
I eliminated all the women who even had a chance.
That's why you're still celibate.
There's never been a single time when I've thought, "she's the one".
In other words, the only reason he's still a virgin and in no rush to have sex
is because he's popular and can have sex whenever he wants?
Shall we take care of him?
Up until now, that is.
There's something different about you, Yamada-san.
Just then was the first time I've asked anyone to be my girlfriend.
No no, don't let him fool you!
He's probably lying to seduce me in the first place.
There's no way someone that hot could be single!
What about you?
Though, it's not impossible now that I think about it.
A hot virgin guy.
Could he be my ideal man?
There aren't any guys that are both hot and a virgin.
That's right, I've always been searching for a guy like him...
It's this late already?
I have an appointment with my sister.
Sorry about this, but I'll excuse myself.
Please think about being my girl.
I turned him down relentlessly,
but why is he encouraging me to think again?
Kanejou's brother really is a formidable man!
Though, I can't expect much of his techniques...
I didn't expect that with Kanejou-san's brother.
What are you being so flippant for?
There are other more pressing matters you need to think about...
His girlfriend was almost stolen from him during their date?
How could anyone be this pathetic?
Can't expect much...
Yamada, about what we'll do next...
I smell a hot guy.
Ooh, Yamada! What a coincidence!
Misato?!
Did you just see a hot guy around here?
Huh wait, Kosuda-kun?
You just noticed I was here?
Why are you with him?
Is this a date?!
N-No way!
We just happened to meet over there all of a sudden...
Well then, I'll get going!
S-See ya!
I even studied up on sex, but...
Misato, I'll kill you someday...
Wanna kill her now?
Brother!
Ohh, you're late!
We have plenty of time before the concert.
What were you doing?
I met up with Yamada-san.
I gave her my first ever love confession.
Thank goodness it was just a dream...
You've been dreaming for the last three days.
You're awake now, Kyouka?
Actually, Yamada-san still hasn't responded to my confession yet.
Mademoiselle!
Kyouka?
Ero!
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High School Boys Ero-Talk Corner!
What about Ms. Akai?
She's the P.E. teacher, and she doesn't really have much sex appeal.
Could it be that she's still a virgin?
I'm not really used to this kind of thing...
So, we'd be the ones taking the lead?
That would be pretty nice!
Crap, I'm getting pumped!
I know, right?
Well, that sort of thing.
Are you stupid?!
But Takeshita, who would've thought that hot guy is actually a virgin?
But what kind of girl would declare herself to only date virgin guys?!
Kosuda must be worrying right now!
That you only wanted him for his virginity...
That can't be...
So Yamada only wanted me for my virginity?
He's worrying about it all right.
That can't be. But, when we first met...
You're still a virgin, right?
Don't tell me Yamada's a virgin maniac!
I know.
I just need to clear the misunderstanding, right?
Kosuda, it's not virgin guys that I like.
I actually li-
Not virgin guys...
It's not a misunderstanding!
I chose him because he's a virgin!
That might've been true at the beginning, but isn't it different now?
It's not different, I want a virgin...
Then you should be fine with Kanejou-san's brother.
If all you care about is sex, then you shouldn't be going after virgins.
Yamada, be honest with yourself.
W-What?
You don't care whether he's a virgin or not anymore.
What's important to you is Kosuda himself.
Yamada?
Allow me to explain.
When Yamada becomes mentally overwhelmed,
the "Yamada Breaker" in her heart trips.
Yamada Breaker
Reset!
It's not different.
I want a virgin.
Whoa, she reverted back to the save point!
On the Way to Love? Don't You Make Moves on My Kosuda!
Ah, it's Kanejou-san.
Morning!
It's been a whole week.
Have you recovered from your cold?
I wonder if she still isn't feeling well...
W-What the?!
PLACEHOLDER
The window glass just suddenly-
Brother confessed to Yamada-san...
What's more, it was when Yamada-san was on a date with Komatsubara-kun...
It's Kosuda, Kosuda!
Mademoiselle lost some of her memory from the shock!
But it's fine.
I'll steal her boyfriend, just like I intended to initially!
And then, I'll throw him away just like trash!
PLACEHOLDER
Good morning, Kanejou-san.
If I remember right, Miyano-san is Koitabashi-kun's-
... no, Kosuda-kun's childhood friend.
Then, you take the Hijiki seaweed-
Miyano-san.
So, what is Kosuda-kun like?
Kanejou-san's also interested in Kosuda-kun?
I thought I could always be by his side.
That's all I ever wanted.
But, all of a sudden, Kosuda-kun's gone to a place beyond my reach...
Don't give up, Mayu! Work harder!
Miyano's Sex God
No, it's fine.
Yamada-san and Kanejou-san are both really nice people who'd suit Kosuda well.
He's really cool, nice, and manly...
You're not talking about someone else?
I'm asking about Kosuda Takashi-kun.
Under the reign of King Henry IV, the Bourbon dynasty began...
I don't understand Yamada's real intentions.
I want to discuss this with someone,
but if you're talking about someone who'll take me seriously...
Kosuda
Miyano?
I brought some food, I wasn't spying on you!
Thanks, as always.
Ah, that's right, Miyano. Could you hear me out?
Love advice?
Well, if it's a bother-
No no, if you're fine with me...
You gave me advice too, when we were kids...
I'm sorry.
We're childhood friends, but we barely talk.
Arrow: We barely talk
Oww...
No, it's nothing.
I see, so you've gone on several dates with Yamada-san.
Yeah.
But, you guys don't get along at all in school.
Arrow: Don't get along at all
Ouch...
I thought so too...
So she is just playing around with me...
That's not it!
Yamada-san is a nice, kind person!
Huh? You sure?
You like Yamada-san, don't you?
Kosuda-kun, you confessed in front of everyone, didn't you?
Y-You were really cool.
I really wasn't...
The time when you'll know how Yamada-san feels will definitely come.
Miyano...
Somehow, I really feel much better.
Miyano, you're such a nice person.
Can you advise me again next time?
Yeah!
Hey, Mayu!
Why are you supporting his love for someone else?
I don't mind.
Though, it's quite common for romance to start through advising.
Stop, stop these devilish whispers!
The next day.
Kosuda-kun, aren't you in the photography club?
What kind of pictures do you take?
Y-Yes!
What's this? Normally she goes no further than saying hi...
I don't really know you that well,
but if I talk to you directly, you should fall for me in no time.
I can already see the resentment in Yamada-san's face!
I've never seen such a radiant smile in my life!
D-Damn you, Kanejou...
Don't tell me she's hitting on Kosuda?!
You whore!
I see, so you know quite a lot about taking scenic photos...
Haven't I said enough to make you fall for me?
He's got my full attention, so why hasn't he confessed his love for me yet?
You think just like Yamada does.
Don't tell me Yamada-san's already sexually seduced him...
She's a witch!
A fleshly devil!
Mademoiselle, that was improper!
That's not quite right, but it could be soon enough.
Damn it, what are they talking about?
Times like these call for secret skills!
Yamada Secret Skill: Yamada Eye Mind Reading.
Read the movement of Kanejou's lips!
Photography is also my brother's hobby.
By all means, come to my house.
I'll formally introduce you to my brother.
... come to my house.
I'll formally have unprotected... sex... with... you.
Are you serious?!
You couldn't read her lips at all!
There's no way Kanejou-san would say something like that!
She's not you, so don't take your fantasies too far.
It's not my fantasy, it's mind reading.
You don't know the true nature of that fox.
She's trying to defeat me, and rule this school as its Queen!
That's bad.
You're getting tired of retorting, huh?
Even if it's an invitation from Kanejou-san,
I can't just visit a girl's house without telling Yamada.
Kosuda-san.
Now, please.
Now, now, now!
Go ahead, no need to be polite!
Now, please.
Now, now.
Now, now!
Is it even possible to refuse such an invitation?
Isn't that Kanejou-san's car?
Kosuda's inside.
I didn't think she'd actually kidnap him...
You serious?
Welcome home, Mademoiselle.
I'm sorry, my brother isn't here.
Wow, her everyday clothes are really pretty!
It's like she's the secluded daughter of a wealthy household!
Kosuda-kun.
You seem to get along well with Yamada-san.
But, are you interested in other girls?
Like...
... me, for instance?
What do you mean-
Kanejou-san?!
What's this?
What's going on?!
T-This should be fine, right?
He's not going to suddenly attack me, right?
Woohoo, Kanejou-san!
Shirt: Man
I can't, I can't take this anymore!
Kanejou's Sex God
You won't be able to defeat Yamada-san if you give up.
Kanejou's Sex God
That's right.
But, what should I do next?
Kanejou's Sex God
Seduce him, obviously!
Kanejou's Sex God
Seduce him?
Kanejou's Sex God
But, how?
I've never seduced anyone before, so I don't really know how.
That's right, strip!
Strip.
Strip!
Kanejou-san?!
This'll work! Just a little more!
It's decided.
With this, Kosuda-kun is now my slave!
Mademoiselle, I brought some tea-
It's a misunderstanding, misunderstanding!
I was just trying to seduce him...
Misunderstanding?
Anyway, just make sure you keep this a secret from my brother!
Also, Ichihara-san.
Yes?
He's surprisingly tenacious.
Do you have a good method that would conquer him immediately?
Hehe.
What was that all about?
Kosuda.
Yama-
Right now, the words flowing through Kosuda's head
aren't "Why are you here?" or "I have nothing to do with Kanejou-san".
It's "I'm gonna be killed!"
Just like the innate sense of danger herbivores have.
Oh, Ichihara-san!
I had no idea she was such a sly tactician!
A woman veteran, indeed!
With this method, I'll have Kosuda-kun in no time!
Kosuda-kun...
... isn't here!
Why did you go to Kanejou's house?
Aren't you in love with me?
S-Sorry.
So? What did she say to you?
She asked me if I was interested in other girls. Like her, for instance...
You can't be so indecisive!
I'm still on the way there!
What do you mean by "on the way"-
Don't ask!
Y-Yamada?
I'm on the way to liking you!
You have a problem with that?
None at all.
To Be Continued !
To be continued!
Dakishimete
抱きしめて
I want to hug you tight
Aitakute
あいたくて
I want to see you
Kagayaku muunraito
輝く ムーンライト
The moon shines bright
Garasu no kutsu mo konya wa iranai wa
ガラスの靴も 今夜は いらないわ
I won't be needing the glass slippers tonight
Daarin
ダーリン
Darlin'
Mabuta tojita noni
まぶた閉じたのに
I close my eyes
Fureau shunkan
ふれあう瞬間
But the moment we touch
Sameru yume kyunto naru
覚める夢 きゅんとなる
I awake from my dream and my chest tightens
Nee mukae ni kite yo
ねぇ むかえにきてよ
Hey, come pick me up
Mama ni mo naisho de
ママにも内緒で
But don't tell Mom
Tsukiakari wo abite
月あかりを浴びて
Bathing in the moonlight
Hora watashi hadashi no purinsesu
ほら わたし 裸足のプリンセス
Look, I'm the barefoot princess
Dakishimete
抱きしめて
I want to hug you tight
Aitakute
あいたくて
I want to see you
Kagayaku muunraito
輝く ムーンライト
The moon shines bright
Tokenai mahou futari ni kaketa
とけない魔法 ふたりにかけた
I've cast an everlasting magic spell on us both
Yakusoku yo
約束よ
Promise me
Mou nido to
もう二度と
That you'll never
Hanasanaide ne
離さないでね
Let go of me again
Garasu no kutsu mo konya wa iranai wa
ガラスの靴も 今夜は いらないわ
I won't be needing the glass slippers tonight
Daarin
ダーリン
Darlin'
Preview
It's Christmas Eve once again!
Completely prepared, and fully equipped!
We'll do it this time!
The eyes of those Kanejou portraits bother me somehow,
but Kosuda and I will go to a Secret Room where we'll be alone together!
Bare? Wait, bare?!
Ahh, the moving penultimate episode!
Wait, God, please don't leave us hanging bare again.
Bare, b-bare?! Bare!
Be sure to watch!