mins
What? Did you buy that?
mins
Y-Y-Yeah.
mins
Is it HD?!
I-Is it recording?
Y-Yeah, say something.
Like, just say something.
Yay! Peace, peace!
Can all of you see this?
What do you mean, "all of you"?
Just felt like saying it.
mins
Whoa there, mind getting my manager?
I cost a lot to film.
Just kidding.
This is how moments that pass us by are captured.
mins
W-W-Well, do that thing you guys always do!
mins
Ready, go.
It's starting!
キミと 一緒がいちばん
Kimi to issho ga ichiban
I like being with you best
好きよってもっとぎゅっとね
Suki yotte motto gyutto ne
So come over, let's get closer
キミを 新しい場所へと 引っぱってっちゃう
Kimi wo atarashii basho e to hippattecchau
I'll take you to a new place
る・らんら！ 遅れないでね
Ruranra okurenaide ne
So don't be late to the ruranra!
飛んでけすごいな
Tondeke sugoi na
So incredibly amazing
誰が？
Dare ga
Who?
私たちですよ！
Watashitachi desu yo
Us!
線引きはないの
Senbiki wa nai no
No lines are drawn
いやっほ～ 楽しい宴
Iyahho tanoshii utage
Yahoo! This carnival's fun!
ぜったい終わらない 魔法かけて
Zettai owaranai mahou kakete
We'll cast a never-ending spell
ドキドキの前夜祭
Dokidoki no zenyasai
Yesternight's pre-party was exciting
遊んで遊んでばかりがいいな
Asonde asonde bakari ga ii na
It's nice to just play and play
でしょ？
Desho?
Right?
やっぱりやっぱりそうでしょ？
Yappari yappari sou desho
It really, really is true, right?
お祭りよいしょで仲良し
Omatsuri yoisho de nakayoshi
Show up at the party and get friendly
（な・か・よ・し）
(Na - ka - yo - shi)
(Friendly)
君へのよいしょは自然体
Kimi e no yoisho wa shizentai
It's natural to get your affection
（あふぇくしょん）
(Afekushon)
(Affection)
お出かけの順序は
Odekake no junjo wa
The procedure for going out is
スイッチ入ってハイになって完了だ！
Suicchi haitte hai ni natte kanryou da
Switch yourself on and get high... all done!
甘いデリカシーで
Amai derikashii de
These sweet delicacies are making me fall
ほんのりさっぱりあっさりぴったり恋しちゃう
Honnori sappari assari pittari koi shichau
Slightly totally quickly and completely in love
キミと 一緒がいちばん
Kimi to issho ga ichiban
I like being with you best
好きよってもっとぎゅっとね
Suki yotte motto gyutto ne
So come over, let's get closer
キミを 新しい場所へと 引っぱってっちゃう
Kimi wo atarashii basho e to hippattecchau
I'll take you to a new place
る・らんら！ して？
Ruranra shite
Won't you do the ruranra?
ホント 一緒にいたいな
Honto issho ni itai na
I really want to be with you
邪魔されたくないんだもん
Jama saretakunain da mon
I don't want us to be disturbed
キミに 秘密の場所では 張りきっちゃうよ
Kimi ni himitsu no basho de wa harikicchau yo
I'll show you my enthusiasm in a secret place
る・らんら? る・らんら! だよ
Ruranra ruranra da yo
Ruranra? It's ruranra!
It's
starting
!
King of the Wild
Saber Lion, King of the Wild.
Saber Lion rises early in the morning.
Hello. I'm your host, Emiya Shirou.
(Host) Shirou Emiya
We have Saber-san, King of Knights, with us today as commentator.
(Commentator) Saber, King of Knights
Saber-san, thank you for coming.
Thank you for inviting me.
It's cute, yet majestic.
Because it's a king.
It's eating something.
Maybe it's hungry.
Kings throughout the ages have always been hungry.
Let's feed it Lancer.
Ow...
Where am I?
W-Wait, what's this?! Stop!
This is the wild, I guess.
The weak are grilled meat meals for the strong.
Huh?
It's nothing.
Anyway, is there really no need to work?
Who are you talking about?
Nothing...
Is there a need to?
Not really...
King of the Wild
Hey, hey.
Good, good.
Food just tastes better when eaten outside!
I've grilled some more.
'Scuse me, I'd like some cold noodles.
Next up is an unexpected day in the King of Knights' life.
Everyone! Let's start the morning meeting!
To stand in for the girl who's off sick with the 'flu today,
we've hired Saber-san as a temporary waitress.
I... I'm Saber.
Please be kind to me.
K-K-King of Knights!
I hired her, but I can't help but bow down!
Is this what Charisma rank B means?!
Saber
at Work
W-Welcome.
Saber! What the hell are you doing?!
The shop owner asked me to. I had no choice.
Are you really going to stoop so low?
Isn't this a uniform?
Let's just leave it at that.
I heard the store needed help and couldn't just ignore it.
Also...
Hmm? Someone's asking you to pay rent?
It's nothing.
Enough talking. Let me have your order.
Coffee, then.
Hot or iced coffee?
Hot.
Anything to eat?
I'm not hungry.
Battles can't be fought on an empty stomach!
What...?
What if you're attacked while hungry?!
O-Okay, I get your point.
Pancakes, then.
That can't be all someone of your stature is having.
Geez!
You're so annoying!
Get me curry and spaghetti as well, then!
And dessert?
Seriously...
How can you fight on so little food, salaryman?!
That's terrible manners!
Look, you spilled some!
How lamentable!
Guys should be going for seconds!
Serving customers? More like disciplining them.
Why is it so busy around here today?!
We've never had such high sales in Ahnenerbe's history.
King of Knights.
Please think about coming to Ahnenerbe every day to work-
Is that something you'd ask a king?!
Oh! So she really is here.
Not bad at all, Saber.
I appoint you!
I refuse!
Don't be shy, cutie.
Please take your leave, King of Heroes.
Saber-san! He's a customer! A customer!
Alright, I'll start with some wine.
I'll demolish this restaurant if you serve me something poor.
This is a café .
I know.
I did it on purpose.
A King of Heroes joke! Go ahead and laugh!
I'd slice him into two with Excalibur if I wasn't on a shift right now!
Hurry and get me the lunch special.
The full course.
And a smile.
I'm really liking this restaurant.
Take your reward! Take as much as you want!
Owner!
Someone ordered 666 portions!
Grandpa, are you about to leak?
Uh, this way please.
Damn it, Gramps!
Apologies, sir.
We don't sell the Jump magazine here.
Sir, please calm down!
That looks bad.
Sorry it's so noisy, madam.
Don't worry about it! Keep it up!
Is it really this tough to work in the service industry?
Saber, the bill.
For my takeout...
I'll have you!
You! You! You!
Saber-san...
...pulled off her ahoge!
And what if I shut up and listen?
Customers are gods?
Gods are dead to me!
I-I don't get her at all.
So this is what they mean by "darkening".
King of Heroes.
You haven't finished your cake.
It's enough that I took even one bite from cake that terrible.
In fact, you should be honored that I even put it in my mouth.
Idiot! Don't waste food!
What? Are you my mom or something?!
I'm a cute gothic lolita maid waitress, sir !
I'm sorry.
Saber-san, total respect, yo!
S-Saber, you must be tired by now, right?
Let's go back home. Okay?
You think I'm tired from just this?
I'd rather die than admit it!
That's the same as admitting it!
I'm just hungry.
I'm going to rest for a bit.
Give me something delicious!
Ahnenerbe Special
Stamina
Rice
Stamina
Rice
Here!
H-How was it?
Delicious.
Here's more!
Bring me seconds.
By the container-full!
She must normally be pretty suppressed.
King of Heroes.
Yes.
I'm heading out to town tonight once my shift is over. Come with me!
Y-Yes.
So that's what this guy actually likes.
Even his personality changed.
Saber-san, that was so smooth!
I'll follow you for the rest of my life!
I'll head out to town tonight, too!
There's something I can say as Neko-Chaos.
What?
Men are corrupted by darkness.
I learned something today.
Work is worship.
I love you...
Shirou, I'm home!
Welcome home, Saber.
You're home late.
Yes, something came up...
Dinner's ready.
Or would you rather take a bath first?
Shirou.
What is it?
H-Happy birthday.
Saber, you remembered!
That's because you're my Master, Shirou.
A pressure cooker!
It's the newest model I saw on TV the other day.
Thank you!
I wasn't sure what would please men of this era...
Nah.
I'm really happy, Saber.
Please use it to make lots of good food!
End
Kimagure na noraneko no you ni
気まぐれな野良猫のように
Like a whimsical stray cat's
Itazura na manazashi
悪戯な眼差し
Mischievous gaze
Junjou dake ga torie no
純情だけが取り柄の
His innocence being his only worth
Doko ni de mo iru Dreamer
何処にでもいるドリーマー
The dreamer is everywhere
Fushigi na meguriawase wa
不思議な巡り合わせは
The mysterious twist of fate
Zetsumyou na Start Line
絶妙なスタートライン
Is a miraculous starting line
Hanashi wa ato de ii sa
話は後でいいさ
Save what you have to say for later
Tada jounetsu wo motte ikou
ただ情熱を持っていこう
Just take your passion with you
Mune wo kogashitsuzukete iru
胸を焦がし続けている
My heart continues to burn
Sorezore no yume wo atsumete
それぞれの夢を集めて
Collecting all sorts of dreams
Kizuna to iu na no ooki na Engine wo mawasun da
絆という名の大きなエンジンを回すんだ
We'll turn the giant engine called "bond"
Ima sugu ni hashiridasou
今すぐに走り出そう
Let us start running right now
Michinaki michi wo susunde
道なき道を進んで
Down the trackless path
Tagai ni senaka azukereba
互いに背中預ければ
If we entrust our backs to each other
Kowai mono nante nai sa
怖いものなんて無いさ
We have nothing to fear
Dareka no ashi ga tomattara
誰かの足が止まったら
If the feet of one of us were to stop
Dareka ga kata wo kasu darou
誰かが肩を貸すだろう
Surely another of us will lend a shoulder
Soshiranu kao shite ite mo
そ知らぬ顔していても
And even if ignorance is feigned
Kokoro wa hitotsu sa My Fellows
心はひとつさ My Fellows
Our hearts are one, my fellows
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What a shabby-looking place, Praetor.
Wh-Who are you?
Need you even ask?
I am the pinnacle of the arts, the flower of Olympia!
Mmm. In today's words...
I'm Red Saber!
Uh... Olympiac?
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script
Mmm.
I heard this carnival was huge so I rushed over, but looks like I'm a step too late.
How disappointing.
Ah, sorry about that.
Mmm.
I didn't expect the delayed release of Extra to affect this too.
Uh, your clothes...
Your dress is see-through.
Fool. It's not see-through.
I'm letting people see.
It's nice and cool.
Wow!
Your rear's half-exposed, too!
Leave the ogling at me for later.
Host, go close the show.
Well then, best guys and girls!
Thank you!
Mmm.
I don't really understand, but thank you all.
See you again in Season Three.
Cry for the moon!
I won't be in it, though.