One Soy Sauce Ramen!
Got it.
Who ordered the Soy Sauce Ramen?
Sorry for the wait.
Miso Ramen is ready!
Oh, okay!
Get moving!
Yes. I'm sorry.
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Kamisama no Memochou
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Kamisama no Memochou
Dareka no tame nara waruku wa nai keredo
誰かのためなら悪くはないけれど
I wouldn't mind if this is for somebody's sake
Riyuu rashii mono wa kyou mo mienai
理由らしいものは今日も 見えない
But I still see nothing resembling a reason for it
Aimai na riaru ten to ten wo tsunagu hikari
曖昧なリアル 点と点をつなぐ光
In this uncertain reality, the light connects one dot after another
Kiesou na yume wo sotto nigirishimete miru
消えそうな夢を そっと握りしめてみる
I'll try holding onto my fleeting dreams for once
Bokutachi no koe ga kimi no iyasenai kizuato ni todokeba
僕たちの声が 君の癒せない傷痕に届けば
If our voices can reach out to your permanent scars
Nagareteku kumo no hayasa e to
ナガレテク 雲の速さへと
With the speed of the drifting clouds
Oitekarenai you ni sakebu kyou no echuudo
置いてかれないように叫ぶ 今日のエチュード
I will scream today's etude so you won't leave me behind
Kanaetai shizuka na zetsubou no saki ni
カナエタイ 静かな絶望の先に
Beyond the quiet despair I wish for
Atarashii hajimari e no peeji
新しい はじまりへのページ
The page to a new beginning awaits
Sono te wo totte
その手をとって
I'll take your hand
Kimi ga nozomu kara doko made mo yukou
君が望むから どこまでも行こう
Let us go anywhere you wish
NEET Investigation Firm
I'm off for today.
Wait up, Narumi.
Yes?
We're pulling an all-nighter.
Uh, excuse me... Min-san?
I don't know what you mean by all-nigh-
Narumi.
Do you remember that one customer?
Which one?
The guy sitting on the beer case at end of the table.
He was wearing sunglasses.
Oh, him.
He barely touched his ramen.
It wasn't just today.
It wasn't just today!
Here's your Salt Ramen.
Here's your Miso Ramen.
Here's your Leek Ramen!
I take it as a personal challenge.
I don't know who the hell he is, but I'll take him on!
I'll show him who's boss with a new type of ramen!
Got it?!
Y-Yes, I do, Min-san...
...so please put down the knife.
Then go get ready.
We're improving the soup!
The Story Behind Hanamaru Soup
Fujishima-kun, are you okay?
Yes... well, no.
I don't think I'm okay at all.
You haven't slept in three nights, right?
Could you take my place tonight?
Sure, but...
I'm pretty sure she'll force you to make the new soup with her either way.
Ayaka!
I'm coming!
Here she comes.
What took you?
Don't give up!
Wh... Who are you?
S-Stop!
What is it, Narumi?
Min-san!
Wh-Wh-Why are you dressed like that?!
I just got out of the bath. Why else?
Yeah, but...
So? What's all the commotion about?
I-It was a burglar!
Huh?
There's nothing to steal here.
But...
Min-san?
Her sarashi was stolen?!
Y-Yes.
Unforgivable!
The culprit is sentenced to death by hanging!
That's too harsh.
Then we'll kick his ass!
Why do you two need to be so violen-
Vice Admiral Fujishima, do you truly consider yourself a NEET?
I told you, I'm not a NEET...
This will be your hangout in a few years.
No, it won't!
You know it's true.
Ramen Hanamaru is our holy land.
Our sanctuary!
To steal the garment of our great commander, Min-san...
It's outrageous!
It's an inexcusable act.
Isn't that right, Tetsu-san?
That's right.
This is the only shop that lets me keep a tab.
Those are your true colors?
So, why are you all here?
It's about the burglar incident!
Why didn't you tell us about it?
Why would I? Idiot.
But your sarashi was stolen, right?
Yeah.
It's time for us, the NEET Detective Squad who can solve anything
from money laundering to sarashi theft, to mobilize our team to begin investig—
Don't mobilize your team to interfere with my preparations!
Good afternoon.
Huh?
Min-san, did you change the color of your sarashi?
This is the fourth time?
He may be a stalker.
What?
You know a lot about stalkers, right?
Yeah.
I ran into a few while staying at my girlfriend's place.
Call girls and strippers usually h-
I run a ramen shop!
I'm not a call girl or a stripper!
But the fact remains that your sarashi was stolen.
And so, you ended up wrapping some leftover curtain fabric on yourself.
Was it really a stalker?
Min-san, have you been getting silent calls lately?
I have.
No, no.
Found something in your mailbox?
I have.
That's just...
Sensed there are suspicious people behind you?
I have.
...ridiculous.
What?!
Then that's that.
Good morning!
Huh? Min-san?
Hello there, Master.
It's been a while.
So you finally need to use my powers?
Well, it seems your mouth is all that's gotten big.
Wh-What are you doing?
Put me down!
You haven't grown at all.
Have you been eating everything I make?
I've been secretly adding in some meat these past few days.
Y-You've gone too far!
Everyone has their own appropriate size!
You should really change your simple belief that proteins make them grow!
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Where on Earth did Min-san go?
Min-san, other than yesterday, when was the last time your sarashi was stolen?
Thursday.
The day that bastard in shades came and ordered Salt Ramen.
Who is this "bastard in shades"?
The customer who orders a different ramen every time and leaves after taking a sip.
So the bastard in shades appeared on Thursday, and a theft occurred.
He appeared again yesterday, and another theft occurred.
That means...
The burglar is the bastard in shades?
Uh, I don't think that's the case.
Their body builds were different.
Then they're accomplices.
Alice, any camera footage?
None.
None at all?
The person in question is nowhere to be seen.
That's impossible!
It's the truth, Master.
In any case, if they're accomplices, it's likely that you'll be robbed the same day that bastard in shades shows up.
Then the solution is simple.
My blood as a soldier is boiling once again.
I'm itching to kick some ass.
Should we set up traps around the shop?
I'll get girls to-
Are you all trying to drive me out of business?!
Will she really be okay?
There's nothing we can do.
She didn't make a formal request.
Please, wait!
Let's get her to investigate.
Everyone's worried about you.
Please, just make a request to Alice.
He might be sniffing your sarashi!
H-He must be doing it every day.
Before bed and when he wakes up.
Maybe he walks around with it, sniffing it anywhere-
I'll make the request!
Are you happy now?!
Tetsu, question the customers and anyone suspicious.
Got it.
Hiro, gather information around the station.
Got it.
Major, analyze the security camera footages and enhance the security system.
Roger.
Narumi.
Y-Yes?
You just do what you've been doing.
Huh?
What else can you, someone who was utterly useless in the previous break-in, help Master with?
I'm counting on you.
Okay.
Heeey, I'm gonna go home.
The customers have seen him too, but...
The guy's like a ghost.
What about the security cameras?
Nothing.
He's truly a phantom.
This is frustrating!
Calm down, let's eat some ramen and regroup.
Welco-
Sesame Ramen.
Here's your Sesame Ramen.
Huh? Did that really happen?
Yeah.
So, until the culprit is found...
Sorry!
I have to take care of the greenhouse tomorrow anyway, so I can't come for work.
Oh, I see.
But you should worry about yourself, too, you know.
You look like you're about to die any second!
Yes, hello?
He got me.
I lost him.
I'll search around for a bit more.
Let Alice and Min-san know.
Got it.
Hiro-san called.
It didn't work out in the end.
Have a taste.
What do you think?
Uh...
Out with it.
It's not very good.
It tastes kinda fishy, not what ramen soup should be like.
I see.
This soup's a failure, too.
I'm starting to think...
...maybe that customer wants to eat my old man's ramen.
Then this soup is...
...your father's?
A bad imitation of it.
My old man had never planned my taking over of the shop.
I didn't ask for the recipe, either.
I was always opposing him.
He probably stopped caring about the shop... and me.
That isn't a problem.
Even if the burglar shows up today,
our defensive plan is perfect.
The security of Master's home has been enhanced.
Alice, about that...
No!
You're not touching this lock!
Anyone can open such an old lock if they try.
We have to change it to enhance your security.
Min-san absolutely refused to change it.
Why didn't you report this to me earlier?!
Sorry.
The man in sunglasses, the burglar...
...and Master, who refused to replace the old lock.
I see.
Did you figure something out?
We don't have to change the lock.
Loosen our guard and lure the culprit in.
Then I must summon what little courage I have to leave this stronghold
and confirm my theory with tangible evidence.
To change the truth into a proven fact.
Hiro-san and Tetsu-san are in position.
Understood.
Get to your position, too.
Roger.
Um, where should I go?
Secure the inside of the room, Vice Admiral Fujishima.
What's this?
Use this when the burglar shows up.
I'm the bait?
Stop! You're not going anywhere!
What the hell was that?
Well done, Vice Admiral Fujishima!
What was that?
Mukai Hitoshi's special stun grenade.
You're disturbing the neighbors!
Master!
Here's the culprit.
The guy who was enjoying the scent of your sarashi.
So, it was you!
Master.
I, the detective, will take over from here.
You came too?
Identify him, Hiro.
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Wow, he's a bigshot.
What's "His Angelica"?
It's a famous lingerie manufacturer.
He seems to be a designer there.
Kimura Tomio.
Why did you steal her sarashi?
I couldn't stand her wearing sarashi.
Sarashi is not underwear.
Listen!
I'm an artist!
An authentic pioneer!
I can tell a woman's size just by sight!
Just by sight?
It's the power given to me by God!
The ideal underwear refines the woman,
and her body makes the underwear shine.
My destiny is to create that ultimate beauty!
And now!
I have grasped the size of your bust.
You're an under-bust 70 and band size 95, a G-cup!
What's more, they're what our industry calls the Taj Mahal form, the greatest human treasure!
To constrict such miraculous busts in mere sarashi is blasphemy!
I even sent you pictures so that you'd realize it!
You should wear undergarments designed by me, an artist!
Is that all?
Huh?
I asked you if those are your last words!
Master, I don't intend to stop you,
but can you wait until you've found out the truth behind this case?
The truth?
Kimura Tomio.
There's one more thing I want to ask you.
It's about the man you saw while breaking in.
Wh-What do you mean?
Then I'll rephrase.
How did you break into this house?
W-Well, the door was unlocked-
Bullshit!
I locked it.
B-But...
It was unlocked, Master.
What?
He's been observing this house every day.
And he witnessed a certain person unlocking the door, going in and out of the house.
Then he entered from there, the unlocked door.
He assumed that person was a resident of this house.
And we thought he was your accomplice.
Both turned out to be false assumptions, though.
What do you mean by that, Alice?
Explain it to me!
Master, I heard that you refused to change the lock.
It means you made the right choice.
What do you mea-
No way...
Don't tell me after all this time...
Are you, by any chance, also waiting for your father?
Yeah! I won't be satisfied until I give him a good beating!
I'm sure you'll find your answer in the shop, Master.
There were two culprits.
They were both acting on their own.
The person you failed to capture was...
...Kimura.
And the customer wearing sunglasses who broke our defense was...
...Hanada Masaru.
Master's father.
But what was her father doing?
Master must be hearing the voices of the living right about now.
It wasn't as good as I'd imagined.
What, you came just to make fun of my ramen?
After disappearing on me.
Soy sauce
- 500cc
Sake
Coral
(grated)
- 100g
Ginger -
4 slices
Turtle hands
- 4 hands
Seahorse
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Soy sauce
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(grated)
- 100g
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4 slices
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Seahorse
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Soy sauce
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4 slices
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Seahorse
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Sake
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(grated)
- 100g
Ginger -
4 slices
Turtle hands
- 4 hands
Seahorse
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Soy sauce
- 500cc
Sake
Coral
(grated)
- 100g
Ginger -
4 slices
Turtle hands
- 4 hands
Seahorse
-
If you came back, at least say somethi—
Soy sauce
- 500cc
Sake
Coral
(grated)
- 100g
Ginger -
4 slices
Turtle hands
- 4 hands
Seahorse
-
Soy sauce
- 500cc
Sake
Coral
(grated)
- 100g
Ginger -
4 slices
Turtle hands
- 4 hands
Seahorse
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Soy sauce
- 500cc
Sake
Coral
(grated)
- 100g
Ginger -
4 slices
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- 4 hands
Seahorse
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Soy sauce
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(grated)
- 100g
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Next time I'm here,
let me try your
ice cream.
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Next time I'm here,
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Next time I'm here, let me try your ice cream.
Next time
I'm here
That bastard.
I'm telling you, he really disappeared!
That's because your dynamic vision only works on girls.
This is just a hypothesis, but...
Avoiding the security cameras, grasping their positions without being noticed,
and instantly crossing the camera vision isn't possible for an ordinary human being.
Also considering this new piece of information from Hiro-san...
So he was trained in a secret agency?
Exactly!
Then he returned after changing his own appearance.
No way.
Then why didn't Min-san notice?
She's his daughter!
Give me another explanation if you disagree!
Well?
Well?!
Hey, you guys.
Someone threw this into the store this morning...
What is it?
Hey, can you really tell any sizes by sight?
Of course.
Even if she's totally flat?
Obviously.
Tetsu-san.
Yeah.
Well, we can let you go if you help us.
Then Alice must have...
Right?
I sense danger.
Narumi...!
Are you ridiculing me too?!
Are you telling me to eat more meat and fit into this size, just like Master?
Huh? What are you talking about?
I found it by the door...
You vile, shameless pervert!
I'm telling you, you've got it wrong!
Calm down, Ali-
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To Alice
Rojiura ni wa kurai kurai tomori
Dark, dark illumination in the back alley
路地裏には暗い暗い灯り
Soko ni tsudou hamushitachi no you
Just like the flying bugs gathered there
そこに集う羽虫たちの様
Mogaku bokura wa crying crying tomo ni
Crying, crying together as we struggle
もがく僕らは crying crying 共に
Himeta omoi wo kusuburaseterun da
Our hidden feelings are smoldering
秘めた思いをくすぶらせてるんだ
"Nani wo sureba ii" sore ga wakaranai
I don't know what we should do
「何をすればいい」 それがわからない
Mugen no imi osoreteru
I fear the meaning of eternity
無限の意味恐れてる
Shibirekirashita ryou no ashi ga tachiagare to segande iru
My numb legs are imploring me to stand up
しびれ切らした両の足が 立ち上がれとせがんでいる
Subete sadame da nante
"Everything is fate"
すべて運命だなんて
Kami no rakugaki da marumete suteru sa
It's just God's scribble. I'll crumple and toss away that page
神の落書きだ 丸めて捨てるさ
Tatta hitotsu no saeta yarikata
It's the only wise thing to do
たったひとつの冴えたやり方
Itsumo mune ni daite
With that thought always in my heart
いつも胸に抱いて
Yoake niramitsukeru yo
I'll scowl at the dawn
夜明け 睨みつけるよ
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