Where am I? Who are you?!
We will now begin the operation.
The operation!
N-No!
Natsuru-san!
You're one step too late, Harakiri Tiger.
T-This can't be...
Natsuru-san actually became a girl...
Oh well, this was how Natsuru-san became a Kämpfer and began fighting enemies.
Man, Kämpfer really is a wonderful thing!
Kimi no kokoro ni todoku
君の心に届く
I will reach your heart
Tatta hitori ni naritai
たったひとりになりたい
I want to be your one and only
Omowaseburi na unmei nante
思わせ振りな運命なんて
Suggestive destiny does not matter
Ima sugu ni Change the route
今すぐに Change the route
I will change the route right now
Dare no tsuyoi inryoku ga
誰の強い引力が
Whose powerful attraction
Tomadoi wo koi da to sasayaku no
戸惑いを恋だと囁くの
Whispers to me that this helplessness is love?
Yudan shiteru to oite karete shimaisou
油断してると置いてかれてしまいそう
It feels like I'll be left behind if I'm not careful
Hayaru kimochi sekasanaide hoshii noni
はやる気持ち 急かさないで欲しいのに
Even though I don't want to be too impatient
Datte shinjitai deai dakara
だって信じたい出会いだから
But this is an encounter I want to believe in
Kantan ni maketakunai
簡単に負けたくない
I don't want to lose so easily
Kanaetai yo
叶えたいよ
Grant my wish
Tsutawatteru
伝わってる？
Can you hear me?
Ne dou nano
…ねぇどうなの？
Hey, can you?
Kimi no kokoro wo yurasu
君の心を揺らす
I will move your heart
Tatta hitori ni narou
たったひとりになろう
And become your one and only
Omowaseburi na unmei wa iranai
思わせ振りな 運命はいらない
Suggestive destiny isn't needed
Motto tadashii mirai futari wa erande yuku no
もっと正しい未来 ふたりは選んでゆくの
The two of us will choose a better future
Koi no yukisaki kasaneaou ne
恋の行き先 重ねあおうね
Our two loves shall come together
Ima sugu ni Choose my love
今すぐに Choose my love
I will choose my love right now
Everyday Life
～I wanna see some good
things about Kampfer～
I still can't get used to this after so long...
She's so sexy!
Just like a model!
That custom-made school swimsuit is just dazzling...
U-Um... Natsuru-san can't get changed if you all keep staring at her...
Don't touch me there!
Unbelievable! No bra?!
Just incredible!
Thank you, God! Thank you!
You shouldn't reveal so much...
That hurt...
I'm really sorry, Akane-chan.
No, I'm fine, really.
More importantly, are you okay with not wearing a bra?
Ah, uh...
To tell the truth, all of the bras I have don't fit me anymore...
She's a growing girl indeed!
Seriously! She has an outrageous body!
Don't you find having no bra on troublesome sometimes?
L-Like when you... b-brush past things...
I really want to buy new ones, but they're too expensive...
Oh yeah, doesn't that push-up Milky bra look good?
The feeling of silk on your skin...
Hoho~ He's become quite the expert on women's underwear.
He's a woman in both body and soul!
Gross! How big of a pervert is he?
I'm totally creeped out.
And I wonder just who it was that made my body this way...
Natsuru-san, how about working part-time with me?
You'll get enough money to buy your bras with a part-time job!
I also guarantee you'll have fun!
Okay?
I see, a part-time job...
Please leave finding her a part-time job to us.
Sniff sniff... what a wonderful smell!
Where'd they come from?
I heard and understand the situation.
Now hiring! ￥1,000 per hour～
I would like to recommend this posh café.
Now hiring! ￥1,000 per hour～
We need cheerful people like you.
Now hiring! ￥1,000 per hour～
We need cheerful people like you.
Now hiring! ￥1,000 per hour～
We need cheerful people like you.
Now hiring! ￥1,000 per hour～
We need cheerful people like you.
Now hiring! ￥1,000 per hour～
We need cheerful people like you.
It's a wonderful place to work!
You'll both be hired if you agree.
Well, I won't force you to do it or anything...
But...
M-Mine too?!
Just what shall we do with these photos?
Why did things turn out this way?
We agreed to do it though, so there's no backing out now.
You're strong, Akane-chan.
T-That's not true...
Circumstances don't matter, since the two of us will be working together...
I-I'm sorry!
Ow...
I cut my finger.
Natsuru-san?
Akane-chan.
Like that, like that, like that!
Part-time job, huh?
Boys
Being a boy really is more comfortable.
Senou!
Be glad! We're having a mixer with the girls this weekend.
I have a part-time job this weekend...
What?!
The idol of Seitetsu Academy might secretly make an appearance.
The school idol...
She can only be...
Natsuru-san.
Sakura-san...
Wait.
Mixers are events filled with the lust of men.
If Sakura-san were to go to such an event...
No!
Please stop...
Unacceptable!
I'll protect Sakura-san!
Okay, we'll be meeting at this café then.
… This Weekend …
This place, huh?
But it feels weird that my workplace is also where the mixer will be...
Meh, I guess I'm just lucky!
No, you should be more suspicious...
Natsuru-san!
T-This place...
Today's pickup!!
Welcome!
Welcome.
Welcome to the pure café of love and dreams!
There are no cabarets or - services here.
You may still enter even if you aren't pure of heart.
I'm so happy you're here.
Hey, can we take this slowly today? Can we?
You don't seem happy. Why?
I'll do anything you want.
Ah, don't touch me there!
Geez, you're so hasty.
We're doing this only for you.
Tricked again!
This is no posh café!
Ah, it's time!
Time for what?
Alright.
Na... Na... Na...
Sorry, Akane-chan.
I'll make it up to you sometime...
Love in the
Workplace is
FORBIDDEN !!
Love in the
Workplace is
FORBIDDEN !!
Love in the
Workplace is
FORBIDDEN !!
Love in the
Workplace is
FORBIDDEN !!
Hey there!
I'm Nishino, the mixer organizer!
Welcome! We've been waiting!
Oh? I thought the male Senou-san would be with you...
Yo!
Welcome.
Thank you!
I just heard.
What's all this mixer business?
T-This is something I must do as a guy...
Another guest has arrived.
I present to you the school idol we've all been waiting for!
Sakura-san...
Sangou Shizuku, the student council president!
Hello.
W-What...
Prez!
What is the prez doing here?
I just wanted to see for myself what a mixer is like.
Is there a problem?
You got me.
What could you be talking about?
In that case, I'll join this mixer too!
Yay! This is gonna be great!
Ahh...
Sakura-san!
The water's a little too warm.
Okay! Leave it all to me, Rika-chan!
I'll be in charge of the roses.
Now it's a little too cold.
I-It's not like I'm doing it on purpose...
Seriously, all of you are useless.
My sincerest apologies.
We will warm you up with our body heat, Kaede-sama!
Now that we're all here, let's have a toast!
Wait.
I heard that the female Senou-san is working in this café.
I'd like to say hello to her.
I want to see Natsuru-san too!
Yeah, me too!
I-I'll go get her!
Welcome!
Your suit's coming off.
Pity. It was rather sexy too.
Natsuru-san's so sexy!
Alright, everyone together!
Cheers!
Wait.
The male Senou-kun isn't back yet.
I-I'll go get him!
I'm back!
Oh? Where's the female Senou-san?
I'll go look for her!
I'm sorry!
The male Senou-kun went off again.
I'll go get him!
The female Senou-san?
The male Senou-kun?
The female Senou-san?
The male Senou-kun?
The female Senou-san?
Damn her...
What's the matter?
A disheveled appearance signifies an agitated heart.
Well then, cheers.
Cheers!
The food is here!
Please enjoy the dishes prepared by our finest chef.
So many types of curry, and so much of it...
Y-You're kidding me...
Hello there!
I knew it!
Even Kondou-san's here...
Natsuru's the best! All it took was one glance for him to know I made the food!
Anyone would know.
Damn you, Natsuru!
Sakamoto Ryouma-san said you'll never get sick of your lover if you've eaten the curry she makes 1,000 times.
Nobody said anything like that.
It's gotten a lot livelier.
It was supposed to be just me and Natsuru-san working together...
But I won't lose!
Alright, things have heated up!
Since this is a mixer and all, let's talk about what curry we li-
We'll talk about who we like, of course.
Hey, don't just ignore me!
What kind of guy do you like, Prez?
Oh, nobody would want to know about me.
That's not true.
Every male student admires you.
We all want to know what kind of guy you like!
I'm flattered.
Let's see, my type of guy...
Someone who's down-to-earth.
Someone ordinary, then?
That's different.
In other words...
My type of guy is the guy I love.
But this kind of answer is no fun.
I think it's wonderful that each and every guy in our school is unique.
Well, Senou-kun.
What kind of girl do you like?
I want to know.
Well, I don't really... whoa!
Please, tell us.
Your type of girl.
W-Wait...
I-I need the bathroom!
Excuse me!
Natsuru-san isn't feeling very well, so I'll take his place.
How's that?
I have nothing to be afraid of as a girl!
I'd also like to know what kind of girl the female Senou-san likes.
Me too!
I've heard that you've pretty much laid hands on every cute girl in the school, but who's your favorite?
So who is it?
S-Sakura-san.
Kaede is indeed cute.
I can understand that.
Anyone else?
Not really...
Not really?
N-None...
I'm sure there are others.
I already said there aren't...
Stop pretending.
Alright!
Let's have some Donperi Gold!
We have some Donperi Gold right here!
Dodon, dodon, dodododonperi!
I'm sure there's someone else that's your type.
She might be nearer than you think.
Damn it... what's with this strange feeling?
At this rate, I... I dunno what'll happen...
Well, spill the beans.
Long hair...
And?
O-Older than me...
Looks good in high-heels...
H-Holds... a powerful position... and...
I see.
I'm sure this girl also has her eyes on you.
Somewhere very close by.
W-What?!
That can't be your type of girl, Natsuru.
S-Stop...
That's right, Natsuru-san!
B-Be honest!
The curry's really good.
It really is delicious.
I can't stop. Hooray for curry.
Drink, drink, drink...
No more...
M-Me... me too...
I'm a guy but... nooo!
My leg's... cramped up...
That was hell.
Quite the disaster.
But at least we made it through the job.
Yeah, I hope I can buy it now.
Thanks for doing this with me, Akane-chan.
N-No, it was no problem at all.
We're finally alone together...
I have to take this chance to pull ahead of the other two...
Senou-san? You doing fine?
O-Oh no!
If someone sees me like this...
W-W-What to do?!
Huh? Weird.
Nobody's here.
We should be fine in here.
Y-Yeah...
But why are you in here too?
Oh yeah... s-sorry.
I got all nervous and...
Well, that's fine.
W-We're real close.
Yeah.
My heart's racing.
S-Sorry!
I've never seen one before.
I-In that case...
This way, at least we're both female.
Anyway, we should get out soon.
Yeah.
Huh? We can't get out!
What?!
What now?
P-Please calm down.
I'll try pushing.
I'm sorry!
I-I'm fine.
In that case...
What are you doing?!
I was just thinking I'd make some room...
Eh? Was that all for nothing?
Um... I-I'm sorry, Natsuru-san.
C-Can I lean against you for a bit?
No, you can't! We're naked and all...
B-But... there's no room, and I can't stand any longer...
Natsuru-san, you're so warm...
No... get off me...
Can you give me a hug?
Please, I already said no...
Y-You know, Natsuru-san...
I won't get mad or look down on you no matter what happens to you or what you do to me.
No... more...
H-Hey!
You bitch!
I dare you to take this any further!
I'll blow a hole through your huge-ass tits!
Akane-chan, please transform back!
Damn it, it's too cramped in here for me to do shit...
S-Something hard is poking me!
Huh?
What kind of horny crap are you talking about now?
Don't you dare make any more moves on me!
Don't move...
S-Stay still just like this...
I really...
...don't want to do this, but...
Natsuru, I give up.
Ooh!
So that's where you were, Natsuru-tan!
Let's see here... so this is the girl you're having fun with today.
In such a place... and playing with guns?
You're such a pervert, Natsuru-tan!
She must have wicked technique to make her partner pass out.
No, wait... this isn't...!
Now we can continue to threaten Senou-san!
Excuse us!
Wait a minute!
Y-You've got it all wrong!
Even a hostess would be in danger when faced with the legend.
I'm so drunk...
This is a little too much even for me...
I had quite a lot of fun today.
And I had a little too much to drink...
I see.
Now how shall I play with him next?
Ahh, I'm so happy!
I've finally crossed the line with Natsuru-san!
No, you didn't.
So this is what it feels like to become a woman!
It's a miraculous feeling!
Geez, you're so innocent.
But knowing how you are, I guess you did well.
Yes, I did my best!
T-This is a Milky bra...
I want one of these.
Will this size do?
Would you like to confirm?
Otome no kiki desu
It's a maiden's crisis
乙女の危機です
Mousou bousou shimakuri
Your fantasies keep going out of control
妄想暴走しまくり
Shoujo A!
Girl A!
少女A!
Konnani suki na koto tsutaetara
If I tell him how much I love him
こんなに好きなこと伝えたら
Furimuite kureru kana
I wonder if he'll look at me?
振り向いてくれるかな
Donnani sukaretemo suruu daro
He'll probably ignore you no matter how much you love him
どんなに好かれてもスルーだろ
Omedetai ze
Thank goodness
おめでたいぜ
Kenkai soui desu ka
Difference in opinions?!
見解相違デスカ！？
Aa dano kou dano urusee yatsu da ze
You're annoying and talk too much
あーだのこーだのうるせーヤツだぜ
Onna wa dokyou da iku nara ike ya
A girl's gotta have guts, just do what you gotta do
女は度胸だイクならイケや
Sonna kotoba harenchi desu
Those words are disgraceful!
そんなコトバ 破廉恥です
Daitai aitsu wa soutou nibui ze
I mean, he's really quite dull
大体アイツは相当ニブいぜ
Omae no honki ja amai daro
I'll bet your being serious won't work at all
お前のホンキじゃ甘いだろ
Sonna kotoba hidoi desu
Those words are mean!
そんなコトバ 酷いです
Ano ko ni wa maketakunai
I don't want to lose to her
あのコには負けたくない
Douitsu nimo kanawanai
You're no match for any of them
どういつにもかなわない
Sonna koto sonna koto
Don't just... Don't just
そんなこと、そんなこと、勝手に勝手に決めないで
Katte ni katte ni kimenaide
Draw your own conclusions!
Hyoushou mon da na miageta konjou
Your respectable willpower is commendable
表彰モンだな見上げた根性ぱんぱかぱーん
Bing Bang Boom
Pan paka paan
Ichizu dake ga torie
Your devotion is your one saving grace
一途だけが取り柄
Akiramewarui koi no kami nomi zo shiru mirai
A future of persistent love that only God knows
あきらめ悪い恋の 神のみぞ知る未来
Ima wa namida namida no kataomoi demo
Even if it's a one-sided love full of tears
今は涙ナミダの 片想いでも
Itsu no hi ka kono junjou sasagete shimau no
Someday, I'll offer him my innocence
いつの日かこの純情 捧げてしまうの
Mousou bousou shimakuri
Your fantasies keep going out of control
妄想暴走しまくり
Shoujo A!
Girl A!
少女A！
Otenami haiken
Let's see what you've got
お手並み拝見