Morning
Morning.
Morning
Guten Morgen!
I'm Oribe Yasuna.
I think I'm in high school!
Good morning!
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Oh, Yasuna.
You're so mean, Sonya-chan!
This happens every day. Can't you remember?
And I do this to you every day.
Learn your lesson already.
This is my classmate, Sonya-chan.
She does a special type of work.
And that is...
Hang on. You have something on you.
Apparently, she's an assassin.
Kill
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Baby
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Present
Kill Me Baby!
UTW & Mazui Present
Kill Me Baby!
doushita no wasa wasa
What's up? ¿Qué pasa? ¿Qué pasa?
Kill Me Baby!
nan demo naamin
Absolutely Naamin
Kill Me Baby!
yarunara camo camo
Let's do it! Come on! Come on!
Kill Me Baby!
nandato don!
What'd you say?! Boom!
itsumo on-site dakedo slow ride
You're always on-site, but that's why it's a slow ride
homie ni doujinai haraise de toiki da
Homie's nothin' to me! For stress, it's a long sigh
gachi sugite girigiri tomosureba
You're trying too hard, it's a close call
piroshiki motoi dewa auchi nakayoshi
Pirozhki rather! Then? Ouch, friends!
koborusuki mizoochi
Kowalski to the pit of your stomach!
forishi!
Holy shit!
Kill Me Baby!
asobou yo wasa wasa
Let's play! ¿Qué pasa? ¿Qué pasa?
Kill Me Baby!
damatte naamin
Quiet, Naamin
Kill Me Baby!
doushitemo camo camo
Please! Come on! Come on!
Kill Me Baby!
urusai don!
Shut up! Bang!
itsumo all right dakedo so tight
We're always all right, but that's why we're so tight
kougina best friend nagashime de dotsukuna!
We're best friends, so don't punch me while staring like that!
Kill Me Baby!
kondo ha wasa wasa
Now then ¿Qué pasa? ¿Qué pasa?
Kill Me Baby!
nanda yo naamin
What now, Naamin?
Kill Me Baby!
mada mada camo camo
Still going! Come on! Come on!
Kill Me Baby!
don!
Boom!
It's morning.
Sonya-chan, you're way too tense.
I know you're an assassin, but still!
I don't know if someone is after me,
so I have to stay on my toes.
Oh no! Oh no!
Oh, it's just a broken vase.
Sonya-chan, you're a bit of a scaredy cat, huh?
What are you talking about?
Being wary and being a scaredy cat
are very different.
Oh my God! A roach!
So you're scared of cockroaches?
I'm just being cautious of a hygienic threat.
Horror
These kinds of books are scary...
I didn't think I'd read the whole thing.
Sonya-chan, are you scared of ghosts, too?
N-No, I'm not really scared of them...
It's just that I don't know if I can keep one in a headlock...
I don't know what I'd do if someone hired me to take care of one.
They'd already be dead so you'd be fine?
Around lunchtime.
Hey, Sonya-chan!
Could you teach me some of your moves?
Why do you want to know?
Well, you're my friend and an assassin,
so I figured I'd learn at least something about self-defense from you.
But I don't want something that can kill.
Something easy to learn should work.
Easy to learn?
Well...
With this, you can poke out someone's eyeballs.
Stop! That's too harsh, so no dice!
Okay, this is for when you're grabbed by your shirt.
Oh! This seems practical.
If you hit them so fast that they can't—
—react...
you'll send your opponent to heaven in one hit.
People who can do that don't need to learn self-defense...
Mail-Order Karate
Orange
Sonya-chan, I don't have a bottle opener.
Can you open this for me?
Why me?
Do it yourself.
C'mon, don't say that!
Thanks!
Now I can drink it.
She used me?!
Oran
That was delicious!
Sheesh.
Making me use my skills on something so pointless...
Huh? I can't open it...
Greeat Tea
Guess I've got no choice.
You'll use it for yourself?
Th-This is practice for work,
so it's okay.
So you're a bottle assassin!
Yeah! That's it!
I request that you "kill" this bottle for me as part of your work.
You bought another one?
Please do!
Tomato Milk
What on Earth am I doing?
Ooh! Just like a pro!
I'll take the contents as a reward, then.
You drank it all!
It was actually pretty good.
How dare you!
You're so mean!
It was just a water gun!
Sorry.
Reflex.
I'm not like you! Why would I have a real gun?
Why would you bring a water gun to school?
Gotcha!
You missed again!
You sure about that?
My yakisoba sandwich!
You...
Don't waste food like that!
Woah! She actually reacted seriously!
You can still eat wet bread!
Yeah?
Then how about you eat it?!
Delicious...
She cried...
Sheesh.
Why do I have to buy a yakisoba sandwich twice in one day?
I'd like some croquette bread next.
You're still hungry?
It-it-it's a dog!
Oh no! What do we do?
He's small, but what if he bites us?
Look! Sonya's pumped up!
Help us, Sonya!
No. She just evacuated to higher ground.
Don't worry! You can do it!
Get rid of the dog!
It's not that easy...
You're a pro assassin, and yet you can't get rid of a little dog?
Fine. If you're going to go that far,
I'll take care of him as a pro!
Prepare yourself, dog!
Said pro's using a weapon against a dog...
This dog's been trained!
He's just an ordinary stray.
Then... eat this!
He really ate it.
You damned dog...
Then I will use my lunch to do something!
You're just doing that since you're full after eating my lunch.
Using the contents of my lunch box...
I'll lead him to the exit, one piece at a time.
I ran out halfway!
You're useless!
Ah! I just thought of something!
If we stick this on him,
he'll go off somewhere on his own!
Fried Chicken
I went and made it.
Who's going to put it on him?
Yay! Fried chicken!
Just kidding.
I know!
If we let him eat enough,
he might just leave on his own!
I see!
I bought a bunch of food!
Good! Give it here!
Yeah!
Eat! Eat!
Go! Eat!
Eat!
She tamed him.
After school.
After school
Sonya-chan, whenever someone gets close to you, your hands automatically move, right?
I guess so.
Does that help with anything but defending yourself?
Well...
I don't need insect repellent.
Hey, I just saw another roach!
It just flew somewhere...
That's weird...
Where did it go?
I got a fly swatter!
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That was a horrible experience.
You sure used a lot of antiseptic solution.
Today's been one hell of a day.
I've lost my self-confidence.
It's okay!
I'm here for you.
I'll always be your friend!
Yasuna...
So don't worry so much!
Okay?
Ah! You're so mean!
Sonya-chan!
Danke schön!
I'm Oribe Yasuna!
In all probability, I'm in high school!
If I go in from behind, she'll hit me...
Good morning!
The front's no good either
Kill Me Baby
During the day.
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Hey, Sonya-chan.
I've heard rumors about a ghost appearing in a classroom.
Wanna check it out with me?
Why do you want me to come?
Go by yourself.
If you don't, I'll just put my scary photo album in your desk.
My Favorite
G-Get rid of that!
My Favorite
Get away from me!
Damn.
She got me to tag along.
So anyway, about that ghost.
They say it hangs from the ceiling.
Wouldn't that become a problem if there's a fire and the smoke rises up?
I wonder.
And here we are, at the rumored classroom!
Now, if you would.
You mean me?!
Well, that's fine.
I'll take a look.
Oh! So brave!
But she's not unarmed.
Okay. Let's go.
She threw it as a diversion.
You're overreacting.
There's nothing here.
Here's my chance!
Nice... Nice...!
Don't take pictures!
Nice...!
This is...
What's that?
A shuriken.
Now that I think about it, there was a ninja in my organization.
Ninja?
Do you mean that person over there who's been playing the part for a while?
That's so lame.
Is this your friend?
Embarrassingly, yes.
Hey, come out of there.
That's the famous "body substitution" jutsu.
It's been a while, Sonya.
I knew it was you.
Hello! Nice to meet you.
I'm Goshiki Agiri.
Here, have this.
Oh, thanks...
Wait, a shuriken?
Goshiki Agiri
—No, a business card?!
So, why are you here?
I had to change schools because of work.
And then I heard about this school having a ninja club.
I thought I'd join because of what I do,
but it died out 40 years ago!
This was the classroom for that club.
Stop hanging around here, then.
Agiri-san, since you're a ninja,
does that mean you can do all sorts of ninja tricks?
Of course.
Ninja technique: "You're getting very sleeeepy" jutsu!
Hey.
Ah! You just fell asleep.
No, I didn't!
Everyone who falls for that jutsu says that.
Huh?
I fell asleep.
Don't fall for it!
This last one I'll show you is a big hit overseas.
"A big hit"?
Now, now.
This one is actually a ninja technique.
So you admit the other ones weren't?!
See?
Amazing, right?
So you were the ghost.
I call this one:
Ninja technique: "Have your hair stay up even when you're upside down" jutsu.
It's about the hair?!
My skirt stays up, too.
That's amazing, but it's kind of plain.
Nice... Nice...!
Anyway, it was nice to meet you.
Here.
Oh, I'm sorry.
That's a prop for my ninja techniques.
Explosives really give a "ninja" feel, don't you think?
Agiri-san really is a weird one, isn't she?
I never know what's going through her head.
Oh well, I got some embarrassing pictures of you.
Huh?
That's right!
Give it here!
Kill Me Baby
Bulletin Board
On another day.
Where's Agiri-san?
She wasn't in the clubroom.
Oh, there she is.
Agiri-san!
Sorry, I mistook you for someone else.
Body substitution jutsu...!
Don't take my mistaking someone else for you as one of your techniques!
You were looking for me?
Yes!
I was wondering if you could teach me some ninja techniques to defend myself against Sonya-chan.
Oh, so you want to be my apprentice?
No, that's not what I...
First off, go buy me some bread.
School Store
I didn't think I'd actually buy it...
Okay, so shall we try some shuriken practice?
But isn't that really hard?
Well... yes, I guess.
How about something with a gun?!
If you really want,
I have everything from bazookas to machine guns.
Well, for now, I'd like to learn the body substitution jutsu!
Let's begin the lesson, then!
Huh? But you haven't taught me anything yet—
Well done!
Now let's move onto the clone jutsu.
Did I pass with that?
Wait, can you really clone yourself?
But of course.
How's this?
Wow!
You really can!
There are so many copies of you!
What just happened?
Its ingredients are all natural!
It's true.
It's true
Well? Have you remembered those techniques?
Well, not quite...
In that case, I'll give you this set of secret scrolls that allow you to use any technique with ease.
Wa
Fire
Explo
Each one is 800 yen.
That's a realistic price.
Well, consider it a special bonus.
In exchange,
I'd like you to accompany me during my next ninja techniques training.
Sure.
What kind of training?
Ninja technique: "Hell Descent."
Why are you bringing out the extreme techniques now?!
Ninja technique: Hell Descent.
Hell
And another day.
Let's give this a try!
It's just another sham.
Fire
We'll see about that!
Flame jutsu!
Scroll Shaped
Lighter
No way!
The other ones have to be real!
Instructions
Explosive
...use fire to light the fuse.
I see!
That's what the flame jutsu is for...
Idiot!
Wh-What was that for?
Do you want us to have afros again, you idiot?!
Give it to me!
The others may be dangerous too.
That's the water jutsu!
Water
It's just a water bottle.
That one's the ant hell jutsu!
Ants
It's just an ant farm.
Toad jutsu!
A large-sized sesame seed.
Sesame.
Eye
As for the last one, the far-viewing jutsu...
It was just a telescope.
There were no techniques...
It pisses me off how far you can see with this thing.
D-Did you see something?!
Ninjas are amazing!
Ninja?
Agiri-san is flying!
Oh, it's just a picture.
Just goes to show that you can't trust her techniques.
She can see me?!
Far-viewing jutsu?
It's a secret.
Kill Me Baby
It's pretty warm out.
And the sun's shining just right.
Look!
Oh, I know!
Let's watch the cherry blossoms, Sonya-chan!
Sure, I don't mind.
Why don't you just get a bottle opener if you're going to buy bottled juice?
It's beautiful, isn't it, Sonya-chan?
Yeah.
Sonya-chan, there's a petal on your—
Concealing Dogs and Blooming Cherry Blossoms.
arashi ga sugita ato ni
Now that the storm has passed
arashi ga sugita ato ni
Now that the storm has passed
kataru ni mo ochiteiku
It's time to confess
kataru ni mo ochiteiku
It's time to confess
memai wo furihodoite
I shake away my vertigo,
memai wo furihodoite
I shake away my vertigo,
ichi ni san de odori dasu
And with a one, two, three, I dance
ichi ni san de odori dasu
And with a one, two, three, I dance
shi go roku demo odori dasu
Even with a four, five, or six, I dance
shi go roku demo odori dasu
Even with a four, five, or six, I dance
itsu made futari de iru no kana
How long will we stay friends?
itsu made futari de iru no kana
How long will we stay friends?
oishiku dekitara itadakimasu
If you make it worthwhile, we'll see
oishiku dekitara itadakimasu
If you make it worthwhile, we'll see
shiranai mama demo ii no kana
Is it okay if I don't know?
shiranai mama demo ii no kana
Is it okay if I don't know?
hontou no kimochi ha himitsu da yo
My true feelings are a secret
hontou no kimochi ha himitsu da yo
My true feelings are a secret
himitsu da yo
A secret
himitsu da yo
A secret
suki yo anata ga
I love you,
suki yo anata ga
I love you,
koroshitai hodo
So much so that I want to kill you
koroshitai hodo
So much so that I want to kill you
doko made futari de iru no kana
How far will we make it as friends?
doko made futari de iru no kana
How far will we make it as friends?
monomane sukiru ga mijuku na no
I'm pretty bad at impersonations
monomane sukiru ga mijuku na no
I'm pretty bad at impersonations
tanoshii jikan ga ii no kana
Is it really okay to be having fun?
tanoshii jikan ga ii no kana
Is it really okay to be having fun?
hontou no kimochi ha himitsu da yo
My true feelings are a secret
hontou no kimochi ha himitsu da yo
My true feelings are a secret
himitsu da yo
A secret
himitsu da yo
A secret
Next Time
Land a hit on the target. Two times four equals eight.
Take three steps forward and five steps back.
In reponse to the Hell technique, red spider lilies bloom and wither.
Norimaki, Futomaki, Machikomaki.
A beast's trick will lure you to death.
Surpassing the six virtues,
heavy labor leads to great agony.
Next time on Kill Me Baby,
kill number two:
A Balloon Bear with Nunchaku
A Balloon Bear with Nunchaku.
Now, what will you do, Oribe Yasuna?