So you're...
That's right, Onii-chan.
So if you want to meet a sister, come to our cafe.
What? Cafe?
Wait, you don't know?
Sister Cafe
Lyrical Sisters
Sister Cafe
Lyrical Sisters
I love you
Onii-chan
Our Specials
Sister Cafe
Lyrical Sisters
I love you
Onii-chan
Our Specials
・Iced Coffee ・Milk Tea ・The Tsundere Sister's Spicy Ketchup Omelette Rice ・The Clumsy Sister's Best Effort Omelette Rice of Love ・Chocolate Parfait!
Here.
Sister Cafe
Lyrical Sisters
I love you
Onii-chan
Our Specials
・Iced Coffee ・Milk Tea ・The Tsundere Sister's Spicy Ketchup Omelette Rice ・The Clumsy Sister's Best Effort Omelette Rice of Love ・Chocolate Parfait!
Sister Cafe
Lyrical Sisters
I love you
Onii-chan
Meow
Our Specials
・Iced Coffee ・Milk Tea ・The Tsundere Sister's Spicy Ketchup Omelette Rice ・The Clumsy Sister's Best Effort Omelette Rice of Love ・Chocolate Parfait!
Sister Cafe.
Lyrical Sisters.
What's this?
Anyone can experience being an Onii-chan or Onee-chan.
It's the cafe of your dreams.
I'm the owner, Sagara Mei. A third-year.
A third-year?
So you're my Senpai?
In order to see how it is for myself, I work at the cafe too.
That "Onii-chan" was pretty much a business greeting.
So why were you spying on me?
I'm just your average businesswoman.
I want to know all about the life, actions, and thoughts of the sole child of a great entrepreneur.
I see.
Right. So that's how it is.
Itta desho nukegake kinshi nan dakedo
Didn't I tell you? Stealing ahead isn't allowed, you know
言ったでしょ 抜け駆け禁止なんだけど
Itta yo ne suki da mon osaerannai
I'm sure I told you, I love you and can't stop myself
言ったよね? 好きだもん、おさえらんないっ
Ima sugu ni yuukoujouyaku haki shite
I'll break the friendship agreement right now
今すぐに 友好条約破棄して
Love Me Love Me motto
Love me, love me more
Love Me Love Me もっと
Watashi dake
And only me
わたしだけ!
UTW
Presents
UTW
Presents
UTW
Presents
UTW
Presents
UTW
Presents
Kono koi ni kagirinaku unmei wo kanjichatta
There's no limit to the destiny I feel in our love
この恋に限りなく ウンメイを感じちゃった
Nanoni nande yajirushi ga ichi ni san shi uso arienai
But why are there one, two, three, four arrows? No way! Impossible!
なのになんで矢印が 1,2,3,4… 嘘アリエナイ
Watashi yori kawaii ko utsusanaide
Please don't look at girls cuter than me
わたしより可愛いコ映さないで
Dame datte hitomi wo gaado gaado
I said no, so guard your eyes quick
ダメだって! 瞳をガードガード
Hibana chitte gomennasai
I'm sorry for causing drama
火花散ってごめんなさい
Choose me my daarin
Choose me, my darling
Choose me! my ダーリン♪
Wakaru yo saisho kara
I knew from the start
わかるよ 最初から
Minna hiroin shibou
Everyone wants to be the heroine
みんなヒロイン志望
Saikou no saiai no tatta hitori ni naritain da
We all want to be the one you love and want most
最高の最愛のたったひとりになりたいんだ
Yasashii dake ja komaru
Don't just be nice to me
優しいだけじゃ困る
Gyutto ubatte hoshii
I want you to take me with force
ぎゅっと奪ってほしい
Jijou toka nuki ni shite shoujiki ni koishite
We'll ignore the circumstances and love each other wholeheartedly
事情とかぬきにして正直に… 恋して
Kizutsuita tte ii
I don't care if I get hurt
傷ついたっていい
Anata ni kimetan da
I've already chosen you
あなたに決めたんだ
Yakusoku yuujou datte taisetsu
Promises and friendships are important
約束 友情だって大切
Sorenanoni hijoujitai ja shouganai
Still, this predicament leaves me no other choice
それなのに 非常事態じゃしょうがない
Dare ga raibaru
Who's the rival?
誰がライバル?
Watashi wo erande
Choose me
わたしを選んで!
Episode 02
A Dance with
my Sister in the Moonlight
I even skipped school to get a copy of my family register, but looks like it was pointless.
Well, if she were in the family register, I would've known a long time ago.
Don't panic.
Walk quietly into that alley over there.
Sorry if I frightened you.
I wanted to talk to you in private.
My name is Mister X.
I belong to the Seiryuu Association, a secret agency that covertly deals with the problems of the Mikadono Group.
And what would your secret agency want with me?
I'll be straight to the point.
Why are you investigating your father?
Well...
You want to find out about his illegitimate child?
Looks like I'm right.
Is it true that my father has an illegitimate child? Do I really have a younger sister?
Seems like it.
"Seems"?
Ms. Kanoko once mentioned it to an associate.
Mr. Kumagorou apparently fathered a girl with another woman.
Then that means last night's call was...
I wonder if what Mister X said yesterday is true.
A phone call from someone claiming to be your sister, huh?
Also, she might be trying to marry me.
Marry?
Did your "sister" really say that?
No, she didn't actually...
I-I've come to marry you!
Well, that's a tough cookie.
If you really end up marrying your blood sister and the fact is exposed afterwards,
it'd be a huge scandal that'd shake the foundations of the Mikadono Group.
Scandals and whatever aside, it's just wrong!
Plus, if she got wrapped up in it, her life would be in shambles.
If I really do have a younger sister, I definitely wouldn't want that to happen.
That's right.
You said my mother knows about my father's illegitimate child.
Then-
I'm afraid I've already talked to her on the subject.
She said she doesn't know what the girl's name is or what she looks like, and she doesn't want to know either.
The only people who'd know about the illegitimate child
would be the late Mr. Kumagorou, the girl's mother, and the girl herself.
I see.
Shougo-kun, are there any girls that you've suddenly and recently become friends with?
Huh?
If your sister is trying to marry you, it's likely she'd attempt to get close to you.
Girls I've suddenly and recently become friends with, huh?
Shougo-san!
A dance party?
Yes.
The student council hosts a ballroom dance party around this time every year.
Ballroom dancing? You mean boys and girls dancing in pairs?
Yes, and um...
If you don't mind, I'd like to go with you.
Yeah, sure. I don't mind.
Okay, then it's...
You're gonna be late!
Mizutani Ikusu
Wh-
I'm Mizutani Ikusu, and I'll be joining your class starting today.
Nice to meet you all.
He's so handsome...
Mikadono-kun's pretty hot, but so is Mizutani-kun...
I'm so glad I'm in this class!
Sensei.
Yes, Tanaka?
Mikadono-kun only just transferred to our class a couple days ago,
so why is another student transferring into our class today?
No idea.
And I hate kids who mind tiny details like that.
H-Hey...
My cute little kitten.
Would you be so kind as to give me your seat?
Y-Yes! Absolutely!
What's the meaning of this?
Oh, I figured Mizutani Ikusu was close enough to "Mister X."
That's not what I'm asking!
I'm asking you why you're at my school.
Isn't that obvious?
I'm trying to keep your sister's scheming hands away from you.
It'd be easier for me to investigate the issue by your side.
I guess so, but...
Your sister is nearby, concealing her identity and going for you.
We should immediately test the DNA of anyone even the least bit suspicious.
That way, you'll know straight away if she's your sister or not.
But is it really that easy?
Taking cell samples and examining her blood seems like a lot of work...
No need to worry.
You just need to collect her saliva using a kit and send the sample to a lab.
My sister will be trying her best to conceal her identity, though.
There's no way she'd let me test her.
Indeed.
It'd probably be better to just ask for her saliva without mentioning the DNA testing.
She'd think I'm some crazy pervert if I asked for her saliva for no reason.
Use this, then.
Injecting this drug will make her salivate like a dog.
Hey!
It's perfectly safe.
The effects wear off after a week,
and the only aftereffect will be her pronouncing "No!" as "Nhoo!"
There's no way that's safe!
Ah, there he is!
I knew he was with Mikadono-kun!
What could they be doing?
H-Hey, let me see too!
Hey, don't push!
Ikusu.
Let's talk in my room after school.
Got it.
I'm looking forward to it.
Hey.
We're both guys, so did we really need to walk home with our arms locked?
But thanks to this, nobody disturbed us on our way here.
I get the feeling we created a huge misunderstanding instead...
Well, go ahead and take a seat.
Shougo-kun, may I use your shower first?
It's a general rule in covert operations to eliminate as much body odor as possible so others don't notice you.
Go right ahead.
Thank you.
I'll be right back.
Just warning you, but don't look inside while I'm showering.
Got it?
Like hell I would!
Oh right, a towel.
I left them drying on the balcony.
Here's a towel.
A... girl?
The Mikadono Group's stocks are doing well again.
That's good.
I see.
Traditionally, the Mikadono Seiryuu Association only allows men to join.
Oh?
The Kyoasu Company announced their latest cellphone with a new feature.
However, Ikusu is aiming to be a modern-day ninja, so she concealed her gender and joined the association.
That reminds me, Kyoasu decided not to launch a new cellphone last year.
Will this timing result in good or bad?
And as part of being a ninja, she has to expose her skin every day for a specific period of time
to become one with the atmosphere and eliminate her presence...
What do you think, Shougo-kun?
I'd like to hear the opinion of the Mikadono Group's future president.
My opinion?
You want to know my opinion?
Please! Go put some damn clothes on!
You're as wonderful as always.
Sorry I kept you waiting, Shougo-san.
Um, it's my first time wearing this dress.
Does it look weird on me?
N-No, not at all.
It makes you look really nice and mature.
Wow, it really is a genuine ballroom party.
Ladies and gentlemen!
The student council welcomes you to this dance party!
Wh-What's this?
Yay!
Everyone, are you having fun?
She's got a lot of energy.
That's our student council president, Tendou Mana-san.
She's normally a lot quieter,
but during events like this, she gets so excited it's like she's a different person.
There, there, there!
There there there!
H-Huh? How come?
Things were just about to get exciting!
What do you mean, exciting?!
That's not the kind of party we're having today!
Rinka-chan, you're so mean.
Get a hold of yourself!
You'll ruin the reputation of the student council!
Who's she?
That's Kunitachi Rinka-san.
She's a first-year student, but she's already serving as the student council vice-president.
A first-year student?
So she's new to the school.
We were looking for a replacement after the previous vice-president had to transfer out, and she offered to do it.
She's apparently of noble descent and a princess to the core.
I see.
Everyone, we apologize for what just happened.
The student council would like to sincerely thank you all for attending this dance party.
Shall we dance too?
Yes.
But I'm not a very good dancer...
If I step on your toes, I apologize.
Don't worry. I'll lead.
Okay!
You said you're not a good dancer, but you're doing really well.
It's only because you're good at leading.
Nicely done, Tsuruma.
I'm seeing you in a better light.
Hey hey, Konoe-chan!
Dance with me next!
U-Um...
You live up to your name, Mikadono-senpai.
How about having me as your partner next?
Well, uh...
If you're not confident in your dancing,
then perhaps I can lead you.
You're pretty good at this, Kunitachi-san.
You must be an expert.
I'm only getting started.
Well then, maybe I should get a little serious too.
The legendary dolphin tango?!
That's right.
I'm a dolphin, and you're Siren-queen of the sea.
Should the queen get too naughty, the sea will become rough.
They're amazing.
It's really quite something.
He hops around with skillful steps like a dolphin,
causing the girl in the center to dance elegantly like a queen.
This is the ideal way to lead a dance, steering the girl as you please!
I'm being overwhelmed in a dance?!
I-I'm not going to lose!
I'll have to dance faster... and faster...
Careful!
Th-That was a nice dance.
Y-Yes.
Shougo-kun, you were so cool!
Hold me too!
W-Wait!
This was an unfortunate accident!
Don't even bother explaining!
Lyrical Sisters
The moon's spotlight.
It might be a good night for Cinderella to dance.
Ow...
I didn't deserve a roundhouse kick for that.
Is that...
Miyabi.
What are you doing out here?
What about you, Shougo?
The party isn't over yet.
Well, I came out for the night air.
Anyway, Miyabi, you're not going to enjoy the party?
Why would I?
I don't like that kind of stuff.
But you're wearing a dress...
S-Someone lent it to me, so I had no choice but to wear it!
You already took all the trouble, so why not come inside?
We can dance together.
Why?
I don't want to dance with you.
Then what about someone else?
I don't want to dance with someone else!
So what do you want to do?
Just leave me alone!
I don't want to go inside!
I...
I want to dance with you, Miyabi.
I can't.
Because...
Because I don't know how to dance.
Everyone's just going to laugh at me.
Let's dance out here, then.
Out here?
Yeah, right here.
It'll be our own little dance party.
Our own little...
Mademoiselle.
Please give me the moment of my dreams.
Y-You dummy.
Fine, I'll dance with you for one song.
There you go.
Try to match your steps with the music.
What's wrong, Tsuruma?
Sensei.
Have you seen Shougo-san?
No.
I tend to just leave men be, though.
Right...
H-How long are you gonna hold my hand for?!
N...
No!
Did you see?
Did you see my boobs?
No, I didn't! I didn't!
A-Anyway, you need to fix your dress, so let go of me.
No! No way!
Why?
Because if I do, you're going to see them!
Fine.
I'll close my eyes.
I don't trust you.
I bet you'll take a peek.
I won't.
Liar!
I know you will.
I swear to God, I won't.
You don't want to see them enough to swear to God?
What should I do, then?
Shougo-san!
W-Well, this is...
Okay, there you go.
Thank you.
You can look now, Shougo-san.
Miyabi!
Unknown caller
Call incoming
Unknown caller
Hello?
Are you well, Onii-sama?
So it's you.
Today's dance party was a lot of fun!
You were there too?
I was right beside you the entire time.
Right beside me?
Who are you?
What do you want?
What... do I want?
There's someone I like.
But...
It's you!
What?!
So you plan on marrying me?
Marry?
That might be nice too.
Stop messing around!
I'm not going to marry my own sister-
Hey, wait!
Why are my boobs so small?
I wonder if guys really do like them bigger.
If I do this, maybe they'll seem bigger.
If I push them together, maybe I'll get some cleavage.
What am I doing?
Wait, maybe Shougo likes them small!
When we were hugging earlier, I bet he wanted to see them!
He wanted to touch them!
He tried to hide it, but I knew!
I-I'm keeping my boobs small because that's how Shougo likes them, okay?!
Because...
Shougo is my...
Hashiridashita koi wa eden wo sagashiteru
走り出した恋は エデンを探してる
This blossoming love of mine searches for an Eden
Anata kara no inryoku tomadoi nagara
貴方からの引力戸惑いながら
While your charm puts me at a loss
Watashi wakatteta yo
私 分かってたよ
I already know
Futari wa kajitsu ni furetan da
二人は果実に触れたんだ
The two of us have touched the forbidden fruit
Setsunai uso ga deai wo semeru no
切ない嘘が出会いを責めるの
Will the painful lie harry our encounter?
Kizutsuku dake ja nai to itte
傷つくだけじゃないと言って
You say there's more to this than just being hurt
Yasashii sono te de saratte kureru
優しいその手でさらってくれる
Then you sweep me away with your gentle hands
Ashita wa zutto kako kara no yakusoku
明日はずっと過去からの約束
Tomorrow is a promise from a long time ago
Kitto musubareru
きっと 結ばれる
We'll be joined for sure
Datte shinjiteru
だって 信じてる
Because I have faith
Tokimeku kokoro wa mou tomaranai no
ときめく心はもう 止まらないの
I can't stop this throbbing heart of mine any longer
Yatto hajimaru ne
やっと 始まるね
It's finally starting
Sonna itoshisa de
そんな愛しさで
With your affection
Mabushii sekai e to mayowazu ni
眩しい世界へと 迷わずに
We'll head for the radiant world without a doubt
Heavenly Lover
Episode 03
The Sisters' Seduction
Please pamper us
Shougo-kun.
Your dance was wonderful.
I'd like to dance with you someday too.
What are you saying?
Ballroom dances are for men and women.
You're not supposed to have two guys...
Oh, that's right. You're a g-
Stop right there!
Sorry, but in order to preserve my secret,
One of them
is my younger
sister
I gave you the injection that messes up your speech and makes you salivate.
Ness hweek: Epithode 3.
"The Thistas' Theducshon."
Please pamper us
Don't worry, the effects will wear off after one season.
Please pamper us
Pwease, nhoo!