Oh. Looks like you're awake.
Good morning, Shougo-kun.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I was out all night on a mission and didn't get a chance to shower.
I figured I'd stop by and shower since your place is so close to the school.
You could've told me.
How did you get in, anyway?
What do you mean?
All you need is a hairpin to unlock the door.
That's illegal!
Forget about that.
While I was showering, I thought of something good.
Something good?
Simple, if you will.
You and I will get married.
That way, even if your mysterious sister tries to approach you, she can't marry you.
M-M-Marry you?!
Come, Shougo-kun.
Let's get married and have kids.
We will build a happy family.
H-Have kids? Do you know what it means?!
All we need to do is hug on the bed and I'll eventually get pregnant, right?
As if!
Sex Education
I see.
So that's how babies are made.
D-Do you get it now?
So you basically shoot your sperm inside me, and when it meets with my egg-
You don't have to recite it!
All right. I understand now.
Having kids appears to be a very complicated process.
To avoid any failure, we should practice immediately.
Y-You idiot! Why are you stripping?!
Sex Education
Wai- Stop it!
Shougo, good morning!
No... uh, this is...
That's right.
We're just practicing how to have kids.
It's definitely nothing suspicious.
T-Two guys?
Have kids?
What?!
Itta desho nukegake kinshi nan dakedo
Didn't I tell you? Stealing ahead isn't allowed, you know
言ったでしょ 抜け駆け禁止なんだけど
Itta yo ne suki da mon osaerannai
I'm sure I told you, I love you and can't stop myself
言ったよね? 好きだもん、おさえらんないっ
Ima sugu ni yuukoujouyaku haki shite
I'll break the friendship agreement right now
今すぐに 友好条約破棄して
Love Me Love Me motto
Love me, love me more
Love Me Love Me もっと
Watashi dake
And only me
わたしだけ!
UTW
Presents
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Presents
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Presents
UTW
Presents
UTW
Presents
Kono koi ni kagirinaku unmei wo kanjichatta
There's no limit to the destiny I feel in our love
この恋に限りなく ウンメイを感じちゃった
Nanoni nande yajirushi ga ichi ni san shi uso arienai
But why are there one, two, three, four arrows? No way! Impossible!
なのになんで矢印が 1,2,3,4… 嘘アリエナイ
Watashi yori kawaii ko utsusanaide
Please don't look at girls cuter than me
わたしより可愛いコ映さないで
Dame datte hitomi wo gaado gaado
I said no, so guard your eyes quick
ダメだって! 瞳をガードガード
Hibana chitte gomennasai
I'm sorry for causing drama
火花散ってごめんなさい
Choose me my daarin
Choose me, my darling
Choose me! my ダーリン♪
Wakaru yo saisho kara
I knew from the start
わかるよ 最初から
Minna hiroin shibou
Everyone wants to be the heroine
みんなヒロイン志望
Saikou no saiai no tatta hitori ni naritain da
We all want to be the one you love and want most
最高の最愛のたったひとりになりたいんだ
Yasashii dake ja komaru
Don't just be nice to me
優しいだけじゃ困る
Gyutto ubatte hoshii
I want you to take me with force
ぎゅっと奪ってほしい
Jijou toka nuki ni shite shoujiki ni koishite
We'll ignore the circumstances and love each other wholeheartedly
事情とかぬきにして正直に… 恋して
Kizutsuita tte ii
I don't care if I get hurt
傷ついたっていい
Anata ni kimetan da
I've already chosen you
あなたに決めたんだ
Yakusoku yuujou datte taisetsu
Promises and friendships are important
約束 友情だって大切
Sorenanoni hijoujitai ja shouganai
Still, this predicament leaves me no other choice
それなのに 非常事態じゃしょうがない
Dare ga raibaru
Who's the rival?
誰がライバル?
Watashi wo erande
Choose me
わたしを選んで!
Episode 03
The Sisters' Seduction
The whole day's been a mess.
Did someone call me?
Could it be...
Call incoming
Unknown Caller
Call incoming
Unknown Caller
Call incoming
Unknown Caller
Call incoming
Unknown Caller
Call incoming
Unknown Caller
Call incoming
Unknown Caller
Call incoming
Unknown Caller
Call incoming
Hello?
Good evening, Onii-sama.
So it was you.
What's wrong? Why did you miss my call?
I was taking a bath.
What a coincidence!
I'm actually calling you from the bath right now.
Looks like us siblings really do have things in common.
Hey, Onii-sama.
Do you want to see my naked body in the bath?
I don't want to see my sister's naked body!
Ooh, would you rather see a naked man instead?
What the hell?!
So a woman's body is better, right?
Well... if I had to choose between the two.
That's good to hear.
How long are you going to keep this up for?
Just tell me who you are.
I am your big brother.
I see.
If you say "I want to marry my sister" ten times, then I'll tell you.
No way!
Maybe "I love my sister"?
You want to know who I am, right?
Ugh.
If I say it, will you really tell me?
I-I love my sister.
I love my sister.
I love my sister...
I love my sister!
There. I said it ten times.
I'm so happy!
I never knew you loved me that much!
Well?
Thanks to you, I'll have sweet dreams tonight.
What?
Good night, Onii-sama.
Wai- Hang on!
Wait!
Onii-sama.
Onii-sama, over here.
Sorry.
I wanted to see you, but there were too many people and I couldn't get to you.
And...
I am your younger sister.
You're no longer alone, Onii-sama.
We'll be together from now on.
I-I've come to marry you.
A dream?
Oh, you're finally up.
Onii-chan.
Quick, or you'll be late for school.
Oh, you're up, Shou-nii.
You're such a sleepyhead.
I see.
You came here to train me so I can realize how attractive women are.
Yes.
We're here to guide you back to the light. Back to liking women.
We'll help cure you, Shou-nii.
At this rate, you won't be able to marry a woman and have kids with her!
So why are you two acting like my sisters?
Because of this.
Sister Cafe
Lyrical Sisters
Our Specials
・Iced Coffee
・Milk Tea
・The Tsundere Sister's Spicy Ketchup Omelette Rice
・The Clumsy Sister's Best Effort Omelette Rice of Love
・Chocolate Parfait!
I love you
Onii-chan
Meow
Be sure to stop by!
Onii-chan!
Opening Hours
Location
That's...
Anyone can experience being an Onii-chan or Onee-chan.
Sister Cafe
Lyrical Sisters
Sister Cafe
Lyrical Sisters
I love you
Onii-chan
Our Specials
Sister Cafe
Lyrical Sisters
I love you
Onii-chan
Our Specials
・Iced Coffee ・Milk Tea ・The Tsundere Sister's Spicy Ketchup Omelette Rice ・The Clumsy Sister's Best Effort Omelette Rice of Love ・Chocolate Parfait!
Sister Cafe
Lyrical Sisters
I love you
Onii-chan
Our Specials
・Iced Coffee ・Milk Tea ・The Tsundere Sister's Spicy Ketchup Omelette Rice ・The Clumsy Sister's Best Effort Omelette Rice of Love ・Chocolate Parfait!
Sister Cafe
Lyrical Sisters
I love you
Onii-chan
Meow
Our Specials
・Iced Coffee ・Milk Tea ・The Tsundere Sister's Spicy Ketchup Omelette Rice ・The Clumsy Sister's Best Effort Omelette Rice of Love ・Chocolate Parfait!
It's the cafe of your dreams.
We found it on top of your desk.
No, that's just... uh...
So you actually wanted a sister that badly.
It was shocking to find out you were a siscon,
but we figured it was better than being gay.
Wai- No-
Anyway, you should get dressed and have some breakfast.
H-Hey, what are you doing?
I'm going to help you get dressed.
Huh? Why?
I mean, you always help me get dressed...
What the heck's that all about?
I'm a grown-up already.
I can help you get dressed.
Please, let me help.
Don't worry.
I'm not embarrassed to see you naked.
I'm your sister, so it's not embarrassing.
Man, that was terrible.
You just don't get it, Tsuruma-san.
What do you mean?
You're not going to find any siblings who help each other get dressed.
That's right, Miyabi!
Keep going!
I'm being an ideal sister though.
Every brother in the world wants a sister like this.
That's just an illusion though.
Any brother would be attracted to a more realistic sister.
So, what is it?
Are you saying you're more realistic as a sister?
Oh, Shou-nii!
You left your boxers lying around again!
Hey! Where'd you find that?!
Geez, try to remember you have a sister.
It's all...
It's all because you left them lying around like that.
I ended up wearing your boxers to sleep yesterday.
They were really warm.
Could this be love?
Hey! What the heck was that for?!
Yahoo!
It's everyone's favorite time of the day, lunchtime!
Eat up and take a nap!
Then maybe someday, you'll have a nice body like Sensei's.
Shougo-oniichan.
Let's have lunch together.
Oh, well... I...
Ikusu, help me out here.
Hmm?
I won't let you have Shougo-oniichan!
You can't, Shou-nii.
If you lock eyes with Mizutani-kun, you'll get pregnant!
As if!
Oh, so you're trying to impregnate Mizutani-kun instead?
Not that I mind at all.
Okay!
From the hidden menu, we have a baked soft-shelled turtle loaded with garlic for unmatched flavor!
Make sure you put on lots of this special "Eel and Scorpion Double Virility Seasoning"!
Eel and Scorpion
Virility
Seasoning
I also have some "Hard as a Boss," a concentrated fur seal extract drink!
Hard as a BOSS
Hard as a Boss
Eel and Scorpion Double Virility Seasoning
But why are they feeding me this stuff?
I see. That's why.
Your boobs are so nice, Tsuruma-san.
They're nicely shaped.
What're you saying all of a sudden?
They basically gave me all that virility food to get me horny.
But Kannagi-san, you have such a tight butt.
Maybe it's because of all that swimming.
Oh right, you're in the swim club.
Yeah, but guys only look at boobs.
I'm gonna squeeze yours!
They're making all those sounds on purpose so that I'll attack them.
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Why the hell are they in my apartment anyway?!
And why are we sleeping together?
We're siblings, so it's natural that we'd sleep together.
That's right.
That's what siblings do.
O-Oh no.
The soft-shelled turtle, the eel, and the "Hard as a Boss" are all starting to kick in.
A-At this rate, I won't be able to...
No, keep it together!
One of them could actually be my blood sister.
If I lose control and do this...
...and that...
There'll be no going back!
That's right!
If I get a phone call from that mysterious sister,
then I'll know my sister isn't Konoe or Miyabi!
And if that's the case, I can totally...
Shougo-oniichan, you can't fall sleep?
Shou-nii, you're sweating a lot.
Are you feeling hot?
Well, you were both snuggling against me...
I got it!
We can just take off our pajamas if it's hot.
Huh?
Konoe?
Wh-What are you doing?
Th-That's right!
Let's all strip down.
I was starting to feel kind of hot too.
Ah, it's nice and cool.
I know!
Wh-What are you two...
Shou-nii.
Geez, Shougo.
I want you to like women again.
If only my sister would call...
I'll do all I can to help you realize just how attractive women are.
If only she'd call!
If only she would call...
There's no need to rush.
If only she would call...
We'll teach you everything that's good about women.
If only...
If only...!
She... didn't call.
Shougo-oniichan!
Wait!
You shouldn't run!
Shou-nii, you need to be cured!
Like hell I'd wait!
Huh?
Shou-nii!
Shougo-san, where are you?
Student Council Room
Geez, Tsuruma-san, it's your fault that we lost him!
How is it my fault?
You slowed us down with your giant butt!
My butt has nothing to do with this!
Well, it's true that it's bigger than yours...
Also, I've always wanted to say something.
Wh-What is it?
You're diligent, quiet, and seem like a model student, but the truth is...
...you're actually a closet perv, right?
C-Closet...?!
Wh-Wh-What are you saying?!
Even if it were true, it's mean to say that to my face!
Fine, whatever!
You get this face from me!
I'll look for Shougo-san by myself.
Indeed.
It'd be more efficient to split up and look for him.
But don't steal ahead just because you found him first.
Of course.
Don't be sneaky. We're playing fair.
Student
Council President
Geez.
Of all the things it could be, you're just being chased around by girls.
Student
Council President
Yeah, but I was really struggling.
If you don't like being chased around, just turn them down once and for all.
It's not that I don't like it...
Then just date either Tsuruma-senpai or Kannagi-senpai.
Oh, of course, as a student of our academy, make sure your relationship's clean.
I can't really do that either.
Well, let's say there's a girl I can't date because of a certain reason,
but the two of us are getting closer and closer by the day.
What should I do?
Is there a reason why you can't get close with either Tsuruma-senpai or Kannagi-senpai?
This is purely hypothetical. A general scenario.
W-Well...
Why don't you just be friends?
Huh?
Student
Council President
There are many forms of liking and being close other than being lovers.
It's true that there are many forms...
But where do you draw the line between lovers and friends?
Rinka-chan, where do you think that line is?
Well... um...
Also, if the person I wanted to get close to is running away from me,
Student
Council President
I'd feel sad about it too.
They were really chasing me around earlier,
but now that I'm looking for them, they're nowhere to be found.
Miyabi.
Shougo.
You're leaving now?
Can't you see?
You just kept running away.
Tsuruma-san went somewhere too.
And I have something to do...
Something to do?
So this was what you needed to do?
But isn't it a little early to be buying a swimsuit?
It's just April.
This isn't early.
With this year's regional meet in sight, I can motivate myself with a new competitive swimsuit.
Oh right, you're in the swim club.
Huh?
Did I mention that to you before?
Oh right, you're in the swim club.
Huh?
Uh, maybe...
Yeah, I think I'll go with the Kyoasu brand.
Huh? Kyoasu makes swimsuits on top of cellphones and cameras?
You didn't know?
Kyoasu is known for the great timing of their new products.
I see.
So they've expanded beyond electronics to sportswear in no time...
They could become a strong competitor for our company.
Uh, Shougo?
Damn it.
I figured it'd rain, but...
I would've worn my new swimsuit if I knew I'd get this wet.
Geez, I'm soaked!
Anything but that!
Watch out!
Are you okay?
Y-Yeah.
Hey, are you sure?
Kannagi
This apartment is part of the girls' dorm.
You got all wet from shielding me, so I can't possibly send you home like that.
Come on, get in the shower!
I'll dry your clothes in the dryer.
Nah, you really don't need to...
It's fine!
Quick, or you'll catch a cold!
Oh, and help me fill the bath.
I'll be using it later.
Miyabi, I'll say just one thing.
What?
Don't you try putting on my boxers.
I guess I'll fill the bath first.
Grand Bellion
the
Cyborg
Soldier
Crabzeus
Shampoo
Huh? Isn't this Crabzeus?!
Why?
Why does she have Grand Bellion merchandise here?
Why would Miyabi have something from such an old series?
No way...
Miyabi's my sister?
Then... was that her as well?
I'm your younger sister.
Huh? You still haven't filled the bath yet?
Why are you...?
Hehe! Does it look good?
You were staring at it pretty intensely, so I thought I'd put it on for you.
What?
I took the trouble to put it on.
You should at least look happy about it.
I-I've come to marry you!
Miyabi.
Can I ask you one question?
Wh-What?
Who do you want to marry?
Wh-Why the sudden question?
I'm serious.
Please give me a proper answer.
Isn't it obvious?
It's you.
It's always been you.
Then you really are...
Miyabi, I'm happy that you like me.
Th-Then, Shougo, we can-
But we can't.
You and I can't become lovers.
Because you're my sister.
Leave.
Miyabi.
Hashiridashita koi wa eden wo sagashiteru
走り出した恋は エデンを探してる
This blossoming love of mine searches for an Eden
Anata kara no inryoku tomadoi nagara
貴方からの引力戸惑いながら
While your charm puts me at a loss
Watashi wakatteta yo
私 分かってたよ
I already know
Futari wa kajitsu ni furetan da
二人は果実に触れたんだ
The two of us have touched the forbidden fruit
Setsunai uso ga deai wo semeru no
切ない嘘が出会いを責めるの
Will the painful lie harry our encounter?
Kizutsuku dake ja nai to itte
傷つくだけじゃないと言って
You say there's more to this than just being hurt
Yasashii sono te de saratte kureru
優しいその手でさらってくれる
Then you sweep me away with your gentle hands
Ashita wa zutto kako kara no yakusoku
明日はずっと過去からの約束
Tomorrow is a promise from a long time ago
Kitto musubareru
きっと 結ばれる
We'll be joined for sure
Datte shinjiteru
だって 信じてる
Because I have faith
Tokimeku kokoro wa mou tomaranai no
ときめく心はもう 止まらないの
I can't stop this throbbing heart of mine any longer
Yatto hajimaru ne
やっと 始まるね
It's finally starting
Sonna itoshisa de
そんな愛しさで
With your affection
Mabushii sekai e to mayowazu ni
眩しい世界へと 迷わずに
We'll head for the radiant world without a doubt
Heavenly Lover
Episode 04
The Sister's Hero is Her Brother!
Please pamper us
Hey, Rinka-chan.
How are babies made?
Huh?! W-Well, uh...
Actually, that's a question you should ask the teacher!
Why would you send it my way?
More importantly, we have a preview to do!
Next week: Episode 4.
One of them
is my younger
sister
"The Sister's Hero is Her Brother!"
Well delivered!
Here's your reward!
Yay! Potato chips!
Please pamper us
That's right, I wanted to know something...
What was it again?