ＭＩＲＹＵＵ
ＰＲＩＶＡＴＥ ＡＣＡＤＥＭＹ
Itta desho nukegake kinshi nan dakedo
Didn't I tell you? Stealing ahead isn't allowed, you know
言ったでしょ 抜け駆け禁止なんだけど
Itta yo ne suki da mon osaerannai
I'm sure I told you, I love you and can't stop myself
言ったよね? 好きだもん、おさえらんないっ
Ima sugu ni yuukoujouyaku haki shite
I'll break the friendship agreement right now
今すぐに 友好条約破棄して
Love Me Love Me motto
Love me, love me more
Love Me Love Me もっと
Watashi dake
And only me
わたしだけ!
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Kono koi ni kagirinaku unmei wo kanjichatta
There's no limit to the destiny I feel in our love
この恋に限りなく ウンメイを感じちゃった
Nanoni nande yajirushi ga ichi ni san shi uso arienai
But why are there one, two, three, four arrows? No way! Impossible!
なのになんで矢印が 1,2,3,4… 嘘アリエナイ
Watashi yori kawaii ko utsusanaide
Please don't look at girls cuter than me
わたしより可愛いコ映さないで
Dame datte hitomi wo gaado gaado
I said no, so guard your eyes quick
ダメだって! 瞳をガードガード
Hibana chitte gomennasai
I'm sorry for causing drama
火花散ってごめんなさい
Choose me my daarin
Choose me, my darling
Choose me! my ダーリン♪
Wakaru yo saisho kara
I knew from the start
わかるよ 最初から
Minna hiroin shibou
Everyone wants to be the heroine
みんなヒロイン志望
Saikou no saiai no tatta hitori ni naritain da
We all want to be the one you love and want most
最高の最愛のたったひとりになりたいんだ
Yasashii dake ja komaru
Don't just be nice to me
優しいだけじゃ困る
Gyutto ubatte hoshii
I want you to take me with force
ぎゅっと奪ってほしい
Jijou toka nuki ni shite shoujiki ni koishite
We'll ignore the circumstances and love each other wholeheartedly
事情とかぬきにして正直に… 恋して
Kizutsuita tte ii
I don't care if I get hurt
傷ついたっていい
Anata ni kimetan da
I've already chosen you
あなたに決めたんだ
Yakusoku yuujou datte taisetsu
Promises and friendships are important
約束 友情だって大切
Sorenanoni hijoujitai ja shouganai
Still, this predicament leaves me no other choice
それなのに 非常事態じゃしょうがない
Dare ga raibaru
Who's the rival?
誰がライバル?
Watashi wo erande
Choose me
わたしを選んで!
Episode 07
My Sister is
Prim, Proper, and Beautiful!
Shougo-san!
Morning!
I made lunch for you too, Shougo-san.
Say "Ah."
Never mind that.
Try this eel and soft-shelled turtle jelly roll.
It's a limited item, so it wasn't easy to buy.
Hey, Kannagi-san.
Don't get in my way!
What? Shougo's going to eat my bread.
No, he's going to have my lunch!
No, he's having my bread!
Hey, Kannagi-san.
You're clinging onto him too much.
Training's canceled today, so why can't I?
You always do this when you walk home anyway, right?
Of course not!
I'm not like that.
Oh? So you do even crazier things?
Of course not!
But you want to, right?
Well...
The Mikadono Group's stocks seem to be doing well again today.
Shougo-kun, you shouldn't be so against this.
Being naked helps to eliminate my body odor.
It's also my duty to protect you...
That's not-
That's not it.
Tsuruma-kun and Kannagi-kun's advances are bothering you?
What's so bad about that?
Besides, you came to this school to find a girl who'll be your lifelong companion.
I guess.
You should just make babies with them both and marry whoever gets pregnant first.
Like hell I can!
You can. You just need to make babies.
I'm not talking about whether I can or can't!
A-Also, I can't stop thinking about what'd happen if we really do end up in that kind of relationship.
Whenever I think that the girl I choose could be my own blood sister, I can't take the next step.
But both Tsuruma-kun and Kannagi-kun are your childhood friends.
They shouldn't be your sisters.
I... I think so too,
but my memories from back then are all fuzzy.
It's not that I don't trust them.
But sometimes, the doubts flash through my mind...
In that case, why don't we just use a DNA test?
I think you mentioned that before.
With a DNA test, we can instantly tell if they're your sisters or not.
Yeah, that's right.
But if word gets out that Mikadono's only son took a DNA test,
it could raise some unnecessary speculation.
That's why you shouldn't personally request for the test and instead entrust it to someone you can trust.
Someone I can trust, huh?
Incoming Call
Mikadono Shougo
Answer
Speaker
Hold Call
Record Call
Keypad
End Call
Record Call
Keypad
End Call
Shougo-sama?
Hello?
Ah, Seri-san.
It's been a while.
I have a favor to ask of you.
Huh? A DNA test?
Let's see...
Collect the mucus from inside the cheek with this cotton swab.
You may also use blood, urine, or any other bodily fluids.
Huh? Urine?!
A DNA test?
It's not that I don't trust you two, but having it cleared this way seems... well...
It'd be good for all of us in the long run.
All of us...
In the long run...
In that case, I'll participate in the test!
Really?
Yes.
If we can prove that I'm not your sister at the genetic level, we can do anything from then on without worry.
Y-Yeah.
First, I'll need to rub this against your mucus membrane to get a sample.
M-My mucus membrane?
But... out here?
Please.
It's necessary for this procedure.
I understand, but you're the only one I'd do this for, Shougo-san.
I-I mean, it's my first time.
Please be gentle.
Of course.
Okay...
Hey! Why are you stripping?!
Huh? I'm not supposed to?
Weren't you going to rub that cotton swab against my mucus membrane?
By "mucus membrane," I meant inside your mouth...
Tsuruma-san, you really are a closet perv.
Here I come, Konoe.
Okay.
There we go.
You're next, Miyabi.
No, thanks.
Why?
Because you had this really pervy face when you were rubbing it inside Tsuruma-san's mouth.
You said it's for DNA testing, but who knows what you plan to do with the cotton swab later?
Shougo-san, are you really...
Wh-What are you saying?!
I'd never do that.
Fine, we can use another method.
Another method?
Fill this container with your bodily fluids.
Bodily fluids?
You know, like your blood or urine.
U-Urine?!
H-Here I go.
Yeah! Piss it out!
You... damned perv!
Miyabi, wait up!
You've got this all wrong.
It's nothing perverted, I swear.
Don't touch me!
You pee maniac!
Pee maniac!
Pee maniac?
Pee?
Hey!
What's all this commotion in the hallway?
Oh? What's this?
N-No, it's nothing perverted or anything...
I sure hope so.
The board of directors is coming today to inspect the school.
From what I hear, some of the directors are very interested in seeing you, as Mikadono Kumagorou's sole heir.
So please straighten up and make sure you don't embarrass the students of Miryuu Academy.
Understood?
Th-This will be on your midterm, so be sure to remember it.
Momoyama Culture
Momoyama Art
Sensei.
Wh-What is it, Tanaka?
Did I say something strange?
Midterms are already over.
Momoyama Art
Momoya
They'll cut my salary...
I still have to pay off the loan for Super Kumakichi...
Say, "ah."
"Ah."
H-Hey...
There you are!
President Tendou?
Come with me, quick!
One of the directors wants to meet you.
Huh? Me?
Genda-san, the president of a large company,
said he'd like to talk to the son of Mikadono Kumagorou if he's available.
Conference Room
Ah, so you're Kumagorou's son.
Yes.
I'm Mikadono Shougo.
It's an honor to stand in front of you today.
Shougo-kun.
Seeing as you're Kumagorou's only son, it means you will be inheriting the Mikadono Group, no?
Oh, not exactly.
It's rare to see a young lad as steady as you nowadays.
If you do inherit the company, the Mikadono Group will be in good hands.
You're too kind.
Onii-sama.
Can you hear me, Onii-sama?
It's me, your sister.
Shougo-oniisama's sister.
But don't even think about finding out who I am.
"Shougo-oniisama"? Is she Mikadono-kun's...?
But I thought Mikadono-kun was an only child.
If you ignore this warning and try to look for me, I have a plan in mind.
The next time you try to find me, I'll expose all of your secrets.
Is she threatening me?
Everything will be over if that happens.
Everything will come to naught.
Do you understand?
Please believe that Mikadono Shougo doesn't have a sister.
It's the only way everyone can become happy.
One last thing.
Shougo-oniisama, standing there with a dumb look on your face.
Got it? You need to be careful of those around you.
This makes the third "sister" for Shougo-kun.
But her approach this time was to broadcast a message instead of calling him.
Why did she do that?
What is she trying to achieve?
Sorry I kept you waiting.
So, how'd it go?
Konoe still has her cellphone with her.
But Sagara-senpai...
You threw it away? Why?
You see, I was cleaning this place up the other day,
and I accidentally threw it out along with the other garbage.
When I noticed the next day, I ran to the campus dumpster to retrieve it,
but I could no longer find it.
I see.
So this time, the culprit is likely to be whoever found the cellphone.
But anyone at this school can go to the dumpster.
It's not going to lead us to the culprit.
Shougo-kun, you're forgetting something important.
Huh?
Only a handful of people would know to use the phone's voice changer like that.
Wait a minute!
So one of those girls is the sister this time?!
It's very likely, yes.
No way...
Student Council President
A special high-class disciplinary committee under the student council's direct command?
The board of directors found that broadcasting prank yesterday in very poor taste.
They commented that discipline was not enforced strictly enough at this school.
Up until now, we've allowed the students to do whatever they please,
but from now on, the student council will take the initiative to correct student behavior on campus.
I think we can just keep things the way they are.
What are you talking about?!
We, the student council, need to take action at times like this.
But I like how fun the school is right now.
President Tendou!
Uh, I understand the situation, but why do you want me to join the disciplinary committee?
Right now, the directors have their eyes on you.
You're a celebrity at this school.
Even the first-year girls adore you as their "Oniichan-senpai."
Yeah, but I had nothing to do with that.
If their senpai were to lead a disciplined school life and uphold order in this school,
I'm sure we'd see significant results.
But...
And, in a sense, you're involved in the broadcasting incident.
I guess so...
So I take it that you agree to join the special high-class disciplinary committee?
Yes.
Shiga-san, give it to Mikadono-senpai.
Y-Yes!
What's this?
The special high-class disciplinary committee armband.
Starting tomorrow, you'll be wearing that and correcting behavior around the school.
Sorry for the late introduction, but this is the student council's vice-secretary, Shiga-san.
Together, we make up the special high-class disciplinary committee.
M-Mikadono-senpai, I look forward to working with you!
Discipl i nary
I gave in to the pressure and accepted, but why am I a disciplinary officer?
Discipl i nary
Doesn't that make things convenient?
Discipl i nary
What do-
Discipl i nary
What do you mean?
I looked into a few things after that incident.
During the time the sister's message was being broadcasted,
Tsuruma-kun and Kannagi-kun were both in the schoolyard.
They're both vouching for each other's alibi.
Sagara-senpai was apparently with Kashinoki Kurumi-kun, studying various moe poses.
President Tendou was with you during the incident, so she's out of the question.
Only Kunitachi-san's whereabouts during the incident are unknown.
But Kunitachi-san rushed to the conference room immediately after the broadcast.
What was that broadcast?
If it's a joke, it's in extremely poor taste!
I-I'm very sorry!
I heard the school valued student freedom, but I wasn't expecting this much.
Excuse me.
Kunitachi-kun!
Mikadono-senpai.
What was that about?
I don't know either...
You say "immediately," but she did take a little while to get there after the broadcast ended.
Yeah, I guess.
Then the prime suspect at this juncture is Kunitachi-san.
Shougo-kun, accompany her in her activities as a disciplinary officer and investigate her!
If all goes well, we might get our answer!
Password?
Cap.
Shaft.
Man!
All right. Enter.
You've brought the goods to be exchanged, right?
Yeah.
Exchanging goods like this is easier on our wallets and gives us a sense of solidarity.
And when I think about my favorites being used by my friends, it feels like I'm being cuckolded.
All right, let's get started.
Stop right there.
Oh no!
They're raiding us!
Shiga-san, check them out.
O-Okay.
That was three squeaks.
All right, confiscate and destroy it.
No! I love that one!
With Shiga-san's checks, one squeak is a warning,
two squeaks is confiscation and return upon receiving a written apology when school ends,
and three squeaks is confiscation and destruction.
I believe we announced that very clearly.
Any other complaints?
Maybe something like this?
No cat ears in school!
Nyow way!
You want me to join as a sister?
That sister aura leaking from your every pore!
You have incredible potential!
Please join my cafe!
No recruiting in school!
What?!
What? Oniichan-senpai, you're now a disciplinary officer?
So if I do something bad, will you call me a bad girl?
Well, not really...
And if I misbehave even more, will you spank me?
I want you to spank me, Oniichan-senpai!
"Oniichan-senpai's Daytime Guidance Sessions: Punish Me, I'm a Bad Girl!"
It's gonna be awesome! It's a scoop!
No secret photography in school!
The eve of anarchy is nigh!
The raging tempest of disciplinary action shall upset the balance of this world
and summon Chaos upon this present age!
Calm yourself, my right hand which holds the forbidden power!
Not now.
The time to unleash your power has yet to come!
No being delusional in school!
Here. Say "Ah."
No, I'm fine...
No flirting in school!
No!
Honestly!
Mikadono-senpai has no sense of his responsibilities as a special high-class disciplinary officer!
He flirts around with the opposite sex like he's showing off to everyone!
I won't go so far as to ban romantic relationships,
but there should be a more fitting form of courtship for our school.
I know!
I'll educate Senpai on how to keep a woman company!
Women are very delicate in both mind and body.
You must be kind and gentlemanly when dealing with them.
Never be rough, and handle them like they're fragile...
Th-That's not it!
I didn't mean it like that!
A-At any rate, Senpai needs to get his act together.
Otherwise...
Hashiridashita koi wa eden wo sagashiteru
走り出した恋は エデンを探してる
This blossoming love of mine searches for an Eden
Anata kara no inryoku tomadoi nagara
貴方からの引力戸惑いながら
While your charm puts me at a loss
Watashi wakatteta yo
私 分かってたよ
I already know
Futari wa kajitsu ni furetan da
二人は果実に触れたんだ
The two of us have touched the forbidden fruit
Setsunai uso ga deai wo semeru no
切ない嘘が出会いを責めるの
Will the painful lie harry our encounter?
Kizutsuku dake ja nai to itte
傷つくだけじゃないと言って
You say there's more to this than just being hurt
Yasashii sono te de saratte kureru
優しいその手でさらってくれる
Then you sweep me away with your gentle hands
Ashita wa zutto kako kara no yakusoku
明日はずっと過去からの約束
Tomorrow is a promise from a long time ago
Kitto musubareru
きっと 結ばれる
We'll be joined for sure
Datte shinjiteru
だって 信じてる
Because I have faith
Tokimeku kokoro wa mou tomaranai no
ときめく心はもう 止まらないの
I can't stop this throbbing heart of mine any longer
Yatto hajimaru ne
やっと 始まるね
It's finally starting
Sonna itoshisa de
そんな愛しさで
With your affection
Mabushii sekai e to mayowazu ni
眩しい世界へと 迷わずに
We'll head for the radiant world without a doubt
Heavenly Lover
Episode 08
My Sister Fought Back
Please pamper us
Tsuruma-senpai!
Why are your boobs so shamelessly big?
Cream puff boobs that big are against the school rules!
What?!
And you too, President Tendou!
Marshmallow breasts like yours aren't allowed on campus!
Confiscation!
Don't pull on them!
President, you'll be doing the preview in place of writing a formal apology.
One of them
is my younger
sister
N-Next week: Episode 8.
"My Sister Fought Back."
Kannagi-san, Sagara-senpai!
Please pamper us
Looks like you're both okay.
Hey!
I'll curse you!