It's a penalty game, so you have to do whatever I say.
Who is it?!
Ever since the Daihaseisai, she's been acting like this...
Onee-sama!
Who is alluring you to do dream up such sweet, yet scary schemes?!
What should I have you do first?
She's snuggling?
Onee-sama...
Who.. Who is that fluffy pillow a placeholder for?!
UTW & Mazui Presents
Toaru Majutsu no Index
kore ijou tooku made tobenai tori ga ite
There is a bird that cannot fly any farther
kizu no nai rippana hane de aozora wo najitta
It rebuked the blue skies with its flawless wings
kono basho mo warukunai
This place isn't bad
ano sora wa takakunai
The skies here aren't high
kono basho mo yoku wa nai
This place isn't bad either
karada de kanjiru sokudo wo osoreteru
It fears the speed that its body feels
dare ni demo chansu wa moteru sono saki yukenai
Anyone has a chance, beyond that is impossible
hontou wa tobitatenai
The truth is it can't fly
hontou wa tobitachitai
The truth is it wants to fly
ima kanaetai negai no mukou de kagayaku kimi ga iru
The one waiting to grant that wish is you
hitomi ni utsusu mirai ni datte
The future reflected in your eyes
itsumo tsuyokute konna kimi wa boku sa
Of one always standing strong, is me
kimi wa mada mabushii kedo onaji kimochi de kono te nobashite
You are still shining, but I reach out with the same feelings
itsuka tsukamu genjitsu no boku ga
Some day, when I grasp the real me
kimi ni au yo
I will meet you
Penalty Game
"Look, look!"
"While MISAKA was hospitalized, everyone's clothes changed!" says MISAKA as MISAKA—
Your clothes are too frilly.
Don't go climbing on people who just got out of the hospital, you little brat.
"You're so mean! MISAKA just got out of the hospital, too!" says MISAKA as MISAKA—
Alright, alright.
That's enough.
Your lovers quarrel can wait until we get you to your new home.
What do you mean by a "new home"?
It's one of my colleagues' homes.
You're dropping out of school, aren't you?
I don't want to put up with that "Level 6" crap any longer.
The person you'll be meeting with is in no way affiliated with the research business.
I'm sure find her to be a reliable friend.
So basically I have to deal with another one of these idiots.
I really wish I could meet someone...
What the hell are you doing?!
Well, when you say that, it sounds like you're just mocking us.
When you say things like that, girls always just pop into your life out of nowhere.
That's right.
You always seem to attract anyone, whether it be a super electronic robot girl or a spirit maiden of a fountain.
Anyway, take a look at this.
"Shoulder Massaging Holder-kun"?
Forget the design. My shoulders are stiff, man.
I think this would be perfect.
What do you think, Kami-yan?
It's a scam. And, even if you complain to them later...
"...the better choice would have been to have someone actually give you a massage!"
I can totally tell where this is going!
Then how about finding a more effective solution to fixing that stiff shoulder?
I told you already! The "effective solution" is the Shoulder Massaging Holder-kun!
Well, if that's the case, then I know just the person.
Someone who always has stiff shoulders and is all over those TV shopping goods.
So, in other words, world peace is about...
Is Fukiyose here?!
This is the last thing I'll ever ask of you!
Let me fondle those!
Alright, class. We're going to start chemistry next.
My classroom looks like one of those delinquent classrooms!
This is for the sake of world peace.
Starting today, you four will begin rehabilitation.
Are you okay with Tokiwadai's winter uniform?
"That won't be a problem," replies MISAKA-10032.
The sizes are the same for all of you.
"There is no doubt that we are all exactly the same," immediately replies MISAKA-13577.
"There is no chance of us having different sizes," adds MISAKA-10039.
"MI..."
"MISAKA actually..."
"Is something the matter, 19090?" asks MISAKA—
"There's enough space for two fingers to fit," reports MISAKA-10032 hurriedly.
"But all MISAKAs are supposed to be the same," says MISAKA-13577, expressing her shock.
"How about your bust size and other measurements?" asks MISAKA-10039, suggesting a re-measurement.
Well, there are individual differences in eating and exercise.
"So is this what one might call 'going on a diet'?" continues MISAKA-10032 with her interrogation.
"Speaking of which, I have seen 19090 reading a women's magazine," recalls MISAKA-13577.
"She has obtained information such as receiving good luck
when putting an engagement ring on your left ring finger," leaks MISAKA-10039, seeing the opportunity.
"Ring... good luck..."
"MI-MISAKA..."
If you all did the same as 19090, you'd go through the same changes.
"MI-MISAKA will acknowledge her sense of danger and run away..." says MISAKA as...
There you are! So you finally show yourself!
Oh... right.
Such misfortune.
Is that the first thing that comes to mind when you see my face?!
So, what do you want, Biribiri?
Do you really have the right to keep up that attitude?
The penalty game!
Were we still doing that?
Stop forgetting about it!
Anyway, you're going to do everything I say.
Though, a commoner like you probably can't do much.
All I can say is do your best.
Fine.
With pleasure!
What would you like first?!
Huh?
I must provide a suitable environment for milady.
The insignificant commoner, Kamijou Touma,
hereby asks for your forgiveness in anything you find unsatisfactory!
Y-You idiot, don't fan my skirt from below!
Onee-sama...
K-Kuroko?!
What a sincere posture of subservience!
This is no normal man.
But!
That is supposed to be my role!
Stop it you idiots!
What kind of ritual is this?
What kind of a commander am I supposed to be?!
She'll be taking care of you from now on.
What the heck?
Whoa, whoa. Already forgot about me?
Not you.
I'm talking about this inexplicable organism!
What do you mean by that?!
Despite my looks, I'm a teacher, you know!
So they've already found a way to stop cellular aging...
U-Um... that's not—
"How sad."
"She's probably going to continue with her experiments,"
"leaving her with no free time," says MISAKA as MISAKA tries putting a handkerchief to her eye.
Listen to me!
Man, you sure caught their attention.
Is that the only reason you brought me along?!
Time to show you guys my apartment.
I'll go start up the car.
You sure?
Letting me of all people stay at your place?
No problem.
I have spare rooms, so there's—
That's not what I'm talking about.
You do realize that giving me sanctuary...
...is like facing everything that is dark about Academy City, right?
That's precisely why.
Have you already forgotten my job?
I doubt there's anyone out there who'd publically attack the home of an Antiskill member.
You can't complain once you're dead.
No problem.
Your name might even be put on their list!
Correcting those guys is what I do every day.
But I'm relieved.
You seem a lot easier to save than what I imagined.
Are you serious?
Just listen to yourself.
Despite all you're saying, you're trying to point out the risks your guardian is taking.
That means you're ready to protect us.
This is why I hate dealing with these idiots.
He's late. What's he doing?
Be at Seventh Mist by one o'clock!
You know what'll happen if you're late!
Good grief.
It's kind of like I'm the idiot.
Today is somen too.
No!
Why do we have to keep eating this?!
What is this? Some sort of body-regulating magic in the form of food?
A lot of different people happened to give them to me!
Think about me! I have to keep giving variations like salad style, pasta style, and udon style!
Tsuchimikado Maika...
I want to share this happiness with someone!
This.
Maids aren't supposed to be too flashy.
So I put some frills on my sleeves to add some individuality.
I'm in a great mood right now, so you can talk to me about any problems you're having.
We want new recipies for somen!
I thought they were trying to reduce the salaries of government officials.
This is an institution constructed for the architectural engineering sector's experiments.
So the university pays for some of the rent.
I see.
"Wow, amazing! There doesn't seem to be a speck of dust anywhere!" compliments MISAKA as MISAKA jumps on the couch.
They made you write a debriefing again, didn't they?
What might you be talking about?
When she has an issue, she tends to clean her room.
But since she doesn't plan ahead, she often loses her room keys...
I-Is that how you'd describe the person who's helping you find a job?
That means the kitchen's more or less the same, right?
Whoa, Kikyou said the food I made was good!
If you knew how to make it, that is.
"Wow, why are there so many rice cookers?!" asks MISAKA as MISAKA tries to count them.
A rice cooker has a ton of different uses!
Still?
Misaka-san!
Oh, Uiharu-san?
I believe Shirai-san's was supposed to come pick up your baggage for you...
Oh, yeah...
She was busy making me do Judgment work—
Err, I mean... she was working so hard so she said she couldn't make it.
So she asked me to come instead.
Oh.
Wow, Tokiwadai Middle really is amazing...
Huh?
It's amazing how you get to learn violin in school.
It's nothing to brag about.
Want to try playing it?
Like that.
Hold it between your chin and collarbone,
then lightly grasp the neck.
Hold the bow at a right angle to the strings, then slowly pull.
See? Easy, right?
Misaka-san... I feel like I'm dreaming...
What's wrong?
U-i-ha-ru!!
Sorry about that!
You know, I'm the one who won the contest...
So why am I the one who had to wait an hour for you?!
W-Well... there's a good reason...
Wait, weren't we supposed to meet at one o'clock?
You came half an hour early?
Sorry about that...
I-It's not like I was here exactly an hour ago or anything...
Misaka, you...
I mean, I—
You want to make me eat this penalty game that badly?
You're sneakier than you look.
Guess I was right...
Don't try to gloss over how you lost!
The agreement was you'd do anything I say, right?
Well, not anything, but as long as I'm able to...
Anything I say, right?
Come with me!
Eh? Wh-Where?!
Just come with me!
This is the first penalty game!
There's more than one?!
"Handy antenna service"?
Oh, that thing where they turn your cell phone into a backup antenna relay?
Right. Subscribers to this service form an additional network between each other.
Also, if you sign up for the pair contract, you get a huge discount.
Pair contract?
And right now, if sign for up for both the pair contract and the antenna service,
they'll throw in a Lovely Mitten Gekota strap!
What?
So, come sign up with me.
So you just want this strap?
Don't you already have a ton of frog—
We're signing up!
But aren't pair contracts aimed at couples?
I-Idiot! What kind of a joke is that?
You d-don't have to be a couple to sign up for it!
You could also be spouses, for example!
Hello? That's way beyond a couple, Misaka-san.
Th-This is a penalty game, so shut up and just do it!
To finish off the paperwork I just need your signatures and a photo.
A proof of ID photo?
No, we just need a two-shot picture to show you're a couple.
T-Two-shot?!
What should we do? Just take one with my cellphone camera?
I guess...
Alright, here we go.
Just so you know, this was your idea.
I know!
Wait for me, Gekota!
Okay, I'm taking it...
Okay! Bring it!
Your face looks kind of stiff, Misaka...
Why are you deliberately looking away?
We don't look like a pair here.
I guess we should take another one?
Why does your face still look so stiff, Misaka?!
Why are you shifting your body away from me?!
Okay, for a two-shot, we just need to look like a couple, right?
Let's do this then.
Sorry, Misaka!
This is just for the paperwork!
We both know what it's really for, so there's no problem!
Y-Yeah... You're right...
This isn't for real or anything...
We're just taking a picture!
Here goes!
Yes!
Goodness. I knew that trusting that newbie slave to that work was a mistake.
You also seem to be taking things too lightly, Onee-sama.
D-Don't get the wrong idea!
I just wanted the Gekota strap, so we were taking a picture for the pair contract—
Then why didn't you just ask me for help instead of lowering yourself to this brute's level?!
Come on, let's take one then.
Wait, Kuroko!
Let's create some memories that'll last a lifetime!
Where are we going?!
If you're okay with that, can I go home then?
It has to be a boy-girl pair!!
And coming back to act alongside her in the movie will be Hitotsui Hajime,
but this time it seems he might be playing the lead part.
I fell asleep...
Even with this thing, it takes all my effort to last 15 minutes in a fight...
No one's home?
Fine with me.
Guess I'll take a shower.
"Why would you just barge in without knocking?!" asks MISAKA as MISAKA frantically grasps for her bath towel.
Why didn't you lock the door?
Sorry about that.
I'm used to living alone, so I totally forgot.
Idiot. Cover yourself up, at least.
"How can you stay so calm after being seen naked like that?" asks MISAKA as MISAKA ponders.
Well, it's not like there's anything to get worked up over.
This guy's still a kid, and we're adults.
"Adults? More like old aunties," says MISA—
Ow ow ow!
"Don't knuckle burn my head like that!"
Be more careful next time, will you?
"...is what happpened," says MISAKA as MISAKA makes her report.
"That information was already distributed throughout the MISAKA Network."
"Was there any particular reason to restate it orally?" asks MISAKA as she calmly points the fact out.
"I just wanted to say it out loud!" says MISAKA as MISAKA protests.
"That said, you've managed to get yourself into quite a ridiculous situation, trapped outside like this."
"If MISAKA hadn't come by, you would have been stuck out here alone," says MISAKA as she giggles quietly to herself.
"It's not MISAKA's fault! It's that autolock!" says MISAKA as MISAKA protests indignantly.
Hey, where'd that little brat go?
Now that you mention it...
"You mean this?" asks MISAKA as MISAKA attempts to confirm the strange question.
"All the other MISAKA's have one, but MISAKA doesn't," states MISAKA as MISAKA glances at it enviously.
"This MISAKA is this MISAKA, and that MISAKA is that MISAKA," says MISAKA as she advises MISAKA to give up.
"MISAKA wants that too!" whines MISAKA as MISAKA tries to throw a tantrum like a spoiled child.
"You may be trying to act cute, but that kind of behavior only annoys me," says MISAKA as MISAKA explains gently.
"Hey, 10032, could you bend over for a second?" asks MISAKA as MISAKA makes a request.
"Gotcha!" says MISAKA as MISAKA's grab tactic succeeds!
"Try get it back if you can!" taunts MISAKA as MISAKA makes her getaway.
"The time for a revolution has come," declares MISAKA-10032.
hitori de iitte tsubuyaita kowai sekai no chuushin de
I whispered, "I'm okay by myself" amidst this scary world
hitori de iitte tsubuyaita kowai sekai no chuushin de
I whispered, "I'm okay by myself" amidst this scary world
tokei no hari wo orimagete hitomi tojiteta
I closed my eyes as the hands of the clock turned
tokei no hari wo orimagete hitomi tojiteta
I closed my eyes as the hands of the clock turned
sugisatta toki wa modosenai kedo
We can't bring back the past
sugisatta toki wa modosenai kedo
We can't bring back the past
ano hi oshietekureta yo ne
But you taught me that day
ano hi oshietekureta yo ne
But you taught me that day
sore de iin da to
That it's okay this way
sore de iin da to
That it's okay this way
meguri meguru kisetsu ni kimi ga ita kiseki
In the passing seasons, with the miracle of you being there for me
meguri meguru kisetsu ni kimi ga ita kiseki
In the passing seasons, with the miracle of you being there for me
kowareteta tokei sae ugokidasu kara
Even the broken clock begins to move again
kowareteta tokei sae ugokidasu kara
Even the broken clock begins to move again
ima wa sou muryoku de garakuta dakedo
And though I may not be powerful now
ima wa sou muryoku de garakuta dakedo
And though I may not be powerful now
fushigi da ne kaeranai
It's strange how I won't go back
fushigi da ne kaeranai
It's strange how I won't go back
sonna ki ga suru
That's how I feel
sonna ki ga suru
That's how I feel
kimi no koe ga ima mo mada koko ni aru kara
Even now, I can still hear your voice right next to me
kimi no koe ga ima mo mada koko ni aru kara
Even now, I can still hear your voice right next to me
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After Misaka Mikoto I have to deal with her little sister?
This time it's a tiny Misaka...
Wait, don't go rampaging here!
Index, that person with you...
Next time: "Serial Number."
When science and magic cross, the story begins.