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What, you don’t? I gave you a weeks time and you still found nothing to love about Misaka Mikoto? (If you watched Index and Railgun during that time frame, I commend you). But I noticed some of you have your head in your ass about this. Let me make it easy for you to change your mind.

Look down, now back up. You see dat hair? Yeah. Did I fail to mention THEY HAVE THE SAME VOICE ACTRESS?

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Hang on, I’ll give you a second to catch your breath. I know I kind of just knocked you motherfuckers out with my right-hook.

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You okay? All right, then. Let’s move on. Here I’ve rendered a conversation. Why? Because I know this is going through your mind right now. If you already knew, well, now you know again.

You: Whoa, whoa. Back up, Kusion.

You: So you’re telling me, Kaoru, this sexy bitch right here, has the same voice actress as Misaka Mikoto?

YES YOU STUPID FUCK.

Do you want a complete list of shows Satou Rina has been in?

http://myanimelist.net/people/241/Rina_Satou

*Bam!* Whoa, I’m sorry, did my right-hook knock you out again? I guess I just don’t know my own strength.

Here’s your homework for the week. I want you all to report on your status of EVERY ANIME ON THAT LIST. Did you watch it? Did you like it? Was she the best character? (Of course she was you stupid twat).

If you haven’t watched any of those shows yet. I want you to watch episode one of every anime there and tell me what you think.

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I pretty much covered a majority of the topics in my last post. If you haven’t read it yet, stop what you’re doing now (I mean literally, stop) and go read it. For now let’s cover Satou Rina singing.

I can’t tell you my heart?

Okay, so let’s cover the points of this song in a new segment I like to call…

KUSION–CHAN’S CHECK!

Okay, so I’m sure everyone got that reference.

Kusion-chan’s Check™ is a new segment over here at Unlimited Translation Works. It’s the part of the day where I look over godly shit and talk about how godly it is. Sure, no songs I list out have any real cons, but I’ll add one or two to shut some people up.

Today on Kusion-chan’s Check™, we have Satou Rina singing the ending theme to Amagami SS, starting of course at episode 5. The song is entitled: ????????? Kitto Ashita wa… (Tomorrow For Sure, Definitely Tomorrow, etc.)

The character voice is Tanamachi Kaoru.

All right. Enough small-talk. Let’s get this shit rolling. It’s a quick review (fuck you, it’s 1 minute 30 seconds long), but I’m sure you get the gist of it.

PROS

1) The melody is smooth. I mean, really, I can listen to this all day. Which reminds me, SINGLE WHERE?

2) Her voice? How can I word this… It’s like an angel is singing to me. It’s very soft-spoken.

3) The lyrics are fantastic. Maybe I’m just being gay for like this song.

CONS

1) Like any other fucking song you’ll hear in Japan, you’ll notice they like to use ENGRISH here and there. Do I care? No (nor should you). Does it make sense? Not really.

2) There are no other cons because she is fucking perfect.

If I was married to Satou Rina, I’d probably ask her to wake me up in her singing voice. Can you think of a better way to wake up in the morning? I didn’t think so.

Maybe she could add in a bit of that tsundere Mikoto side. I should stop myself now before I get too into it.

KUSION, STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS “KAORU” BITCH ALREADY!!

I’m sorry, Biribiri. I got too into the moment.

Hey! What did you call me?!

I… uh… I said Misaka! Yeah, that’s it!

Sheesh. Women. Am I right, guys?

Though, Biribiri brings up a good point.

* Kusion checks around

Okay, she’s not there.

Anyways, I have been getting too caught up in this “Kaoru” business. My body, of course, being ready and all.

Misaka is a lot more badass in the manga, though…

It’s true. Though I’m such a huge supporter/fan of the anime (both, in fact), I have to say that I much rather enough manga-style-Misaka more than anime-style-Misaka. The voice is a huge plus, though. But I can say this for any manga character I truly enjoy.

If you have not yet read the manga, but are watching the anime, I highly recommend you do so. It’s a very interesting read for a very interesting show. Considering a majority of people haven’t probably read much, I won’t post much about the manga. I don’t want to spoil it for you and all.

If you’re an online fag: http://www.mangafox.com/manga/to_aru_kagaku_no_rail_gun/

Otherwise, Google it or something.

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Wait… what was that? Oh, I see. You want another one? Why not.

KUSION–CHAN’S CHECK!

Today on Kusion-chan’s Check™, we have Satou Rina singing “Girly Days” found on the Toaru Kagaku no Railgun ARCHIVES.

Ride on! Show time! ?????

LET’S CHECK OUT THIS BITCH, SHALL WE?
PROS
1) This is a fast-beat motherfucking song. So if you like bitches, you’re sure as hell to love “Girly Days”. No, but seriously. This is a pretty fast-beat, soft-spoken (can I even call it that? I mean this in terms of hearing her) song.
2) To argue against my previous point: It’s not that hard to understand. Though the random Engrish can confuse any man.
3) ANYONE CAN AGREE THAT THEY’D DANCE TO THIS AT THEIR LOCAL NIGHT CLUB.
I vote for “lightening” effects at said night club. But that’s just because I have such high standards and amazing class.
CONS
1) None. You’re gay if you don’t like this.
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Here’s another assignment for you guys: WHAT DO I KUSION–CHAN CHECK! NEXT TIME?
Post your interesting and homoerotic comments in the comment section below.
That’s all for this week, folks. Stay tuned as Raze pushes this post down with more Amagami SS shit tomorrow!

Hey, Kusion. Where’s the post about me?

Uh-oh… I’ll uh, see you guys later…