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Happy Birthday __ar!

From left to right: Daiz, Kusion, Eightsin, __ar, commander`A, Raze.

I believe this is my first post here. And to think I’m popping my cherry to blog about __ar’s age… Le sigh. Anyway, I’d like to wish __ar a happy birthday from me and on behalf of the entire UTW staff. No, just kidding. No one from the staff even knows about his birthday nor they care about it. Raze is probably out drooling over chicks. Kusion must be busy scheming something new. fnord, well… Uh, fnord is being fnord. Eightsin is most likely busy watching Chinese cartoons (yes, sarcasm here. I mean Japanese shitty cartoons). Daiz is sitting in a corner thinking about ways to kill himself after doing all those signs in IM@S. Zir0h and Bob69 are trying to act cool as usual (but I still love Zir0h-chan <3). So there we have it, no one cares about him but me.
About __ar, the old man's stepping into his early 30's, which means we – the staff – will be even more annoyed by his blogging and you, my dear leechers, will get slower releases. Yes, all these slow releases are produced courtesy of __ar. He wants everything to be perfect. We'd spent HOURS encoding an episode while it could be easily done within an hour. But no, he needs to have everything 101% perfectly. He'd spend hours doing useless signs that no one would even bother reading just because it was in the script. I wonder what he does in bed…? "Hey baby, put your dick inside me already… I can't take it anymore! I WANT YOU INSIDE ME IMA SUGU!" "Yo hold ya horses homie, imma calculate the coordinates of interaction for our intercourse so we could have a perrrrrrfect one!" *after 2 hours* "Seriously…?" "Almost there!"
Anyway, jokes aside, __ar is like the old man of this group. He does everything that no one else bothers to do. Like I had some :issues: yesterday and couldn't work on Kamimemosomething, so he had to jump into the scene to save the day by doing my work too. Like a wise man once said: "All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players: they have their exits and their entrances; and one man in his time plays many parts, his acts being seven ages." Though I still won't wish you a honest happy birthday unless you show me a pic of yourself or talk to me on Skype. I mean, you've seen and heard me a thousand times but you still won't show me any pics or talk to me, which is totally unfair.
With that being said, I shall end my blogging here. Happy birthday big guy <3.

61 Thoughts on “Happy Birthday __ar!

  1. in b4 404. jejeje. cheers __ar! have a good one!

  2. Your guys’ tags get more and more creative

  3. Nikoyaka on September 11, 2011 at 3:58 am said:

    Happy similar birthday times!!!

  4. Daiz could just beat the typesetting into submission if he looked like that.

  5. have a happy bday, even though this post made you sound scary 😀

  6. take your hands out ur junk

  7. Andromeda on September 11, 2011 at 4:13 am said:

    OULALA <- lol

  8. Happy birthday.
    My birthday was yesterday.

  9. I love you.

  10. macxxx007 on September 11, 2011 at 5:38 am said:

    Happy Birthday, __ar!
    Admittedly… I am but a complete stranger to you and we have not met (or so I believe)… but please know… I am being sincere! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

  11. Epic post right there.
    Happy birthday, __ar!

  12. Happy birthday!

  13. Happy Birthday!!!

  14. Lol Happy Birthday there XD

  15. t0asterb0t on September 11, 2011 at 6:06 am said:

    Happy birthday __ar! Have a good one!

  16. Comfag.
    Just go back to sucking at TF2, kthnx.

  17. judgelight on September 11, 2011 at 6:54 am said:

    Happy Birthday!!! thank you for all of your hard work!

  18. Happy birthday

  19. nightwizard on September 11, 2011 at 8:11 am said:

    Happy birthday, thanks for all your work

  20. Best blogpost ever. :’) Happy birthday __ar!

  21. Best encoder in the fansubbing business! anything ar is involved in then you know i’m there! HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY!!!!! Thanks to you, the fansubbing world has literally been less of a drag with all the idiots and their retarded posting *hint hint* j/k Commander! haha butyeah, party it up and go contract some scary STD’s ar not the baby shit like aids. LOL

  22. commander`A on September 11, 2011 at 9:46 am said:

    @Someguy: Heya Jack. How’re you?

  23. Sword of Retribution on September 11, 2011 at 10:29 am said:

    Happy Birthgay!!!

  24. I’ve been watching your releases since I discovered this group a few years ago, and have always been happy with the quality, so thanks for your work _ar, and happy birthday!

  25. Happy birthday __ar! 😀

  26. Hey, _ar. Happy birthday and have many happy returns of the day. Your work is appreciated.

  27. Happy birthday bro
    <3

  28. @Comfag: FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
    Get on Skype more. People miss you.

  29. Cheers __ar!
    Also, fall season == Daiz tiem, when we all go Hi10P? ;3

  30. Otaku Gaijin Kurosawa on September 11, 2011 at 12:15 pm said:

    >Le sigh
    Atleast now I know where you got your gay images, gb2 Reddit!!1 🙁
    Oh and happy birthday, and what a day to be celebrated on~ and I’m not even murrican.

  31. Happy Barfday!
    @Akurei: don’t forget about Flull.
    Or… Tenshi (see what I did here?)!

  32. Tagged Dicks ?_?
    Anyway, happy birthday __ar 🙂

  33. The best person i found from other country.
    Happy birthday, __ar!
    Keep your cool!

  34. Happy 9/11, __ar!

  35. kuronohikari on September 11, 2011 at 3:20 pm said:

    “Eid Milad said”
    Happy birthday ,__ar

  36. Happy birthday _ar! Thanks to you the world seems to be a better place! You’re the best 30-year-old dude out there so be PROUD of it! Have a good life, bro and I’m looking forward to more of your 101% releases!

  37. Happy birthday, ar! That being said, are there only 6 males in UTW? And the rest are girls?

  38. Otaku Gaijin Kurosawa on September 11, 2011 at 5:42 pm said:

    @airco
    SHUT UP AIRCO

  39. “I can’t take it anymore! I WANT YOU INSIDE ME IMA SUGU!”
    LMFAO HAHAHAHA.
    Happy Birthday.

  40. This is a bad post blog post.

  41. Happy birthday, __ar
    I was too busy watching Chinese cartoons that I didn’t notice this post ’till now.

  42. Happy birthday ar, have a good one.

  43. Tysonblast on September 11, 2011 at 9:37 pm said:

    is it even still your birthday at this point i don’t know i can’t tell time.
    happy one year older day, bro.

  44. You’re awesome __ar and I really appreciate the work you put into your releases, so happy birthday from here too!

  45. Happy birthday! hope itsa good one, thanks for you’re work =D

  46. 誕生日おめでとうー
    And I was totally expecting to see Billy Herrington in that pic. Alas, no such luck. (Or maybe even a soundbite when you hover over the pic)(Is fazed neither way)
    And lol @今すぐ

  47. Ryoushi Akame on September 11, 2011 at 10:46 pm said:

    Those tags just killed me. Happi baasudei ___ar.

  48. @Otaku Gaijin Kurosawa
    (´・ω・`)

  49. I just turned 30 a couple of months ago too… so yeah, old people are old.
    Happy Bday, __ar, and thanks for all those encodes.

  50. ConfusedPerv on September 12, 2011 at 7:14 am said:

    happy bday __ar!

  51. happy birthday bro. one of the best fansub groups around and your involvement makes it so.

  52. copyking on September 12, 2011 at 2:53 pm said:

    happy birthday!!

  53. ZEROibis on September 12, 2011 at 6:00 pm said:

    Happy B-Day! Thanks for all the hard work!

  54. Happy B-day, __ar!!

  55. CaptainHook on September 12, 2011 at 11:06 pm said:

    Congratulations on successfully living through another year!

  56. Happy birthday, at least we, the leechers, care about your birhtday.

  57. happy birthday _ar
    this is probably late though….

  58. Hey! Happy birtday buddy!

  59. Ya! I, and many others, hope you guys will be around for another year of awesome subbing, if not longer.

  60. Rourensu on September 17, 2011 at 9:00 am said:

    Happy birthday and we’re glad about 101% perfection. Thanks for the hard work!

  61. Happy birthday dudes

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