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Chuunibyou demo Koi ga Shitai! Ren Lite – 02

A very fitting Lite. I’ve been sick all week, but I can’t take time off from work because of deadlines.

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All right, maggots, listen up. I’m only gonna say this once, so you’d better grind it into that pile of dog shit you call a brain harder than I’d grind my neighbor’s wife’s pretty little posterior. Ooh-la-la.
First off, we’re subbing Chuunibyou demo Koi ga Shitai! Ren and thems shorts that comes with ’em every week because I want to. It ain’t gonna be no cake walk, but you can be surer than I’d grind my cousin’s wife that it’s easier than getting her permission. You’d better thank those freaks in FFF Squadron for helping, you ingrateful maggots.
Second, you will not expect a release until 24 hours after broadcast has been completed. That’s 1600, Zulu, maggots. Grind that into that pile of camel vomit you call a brain and don’t ask questions. I got work to do, and it’s keeping me from grinding my brother-in-law’s sister’s former roommate’s terrific tushy, so you can be surer than hell that I’m not gonna do anything for your damn sake.
Third, Lites will be done as UTW Squadron because that’s how shit goes. Grind that into that hairy slime mold you call a brain like I’d grind my aunt’s cousin’s boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend’s daughter’s beautiful behind, and don’t ask questions, maggots.
Fourth, writing a post will never delay a release, maggots. Grind that into that stinking dung beetle carcass you call a brain and never ask if a post is delaying a release. This shit takes less than half an hour between missions to write, which is considerably more time than I could grind my aunt’s babysitter’s lesbian girlfriend’s uncle’s former roommate’s wife’s, but much less time than I could grind your sister’s rapturous rump. And just like a good grinding, it only comes with a moment’s divine inspiration. None of this shit is planned. Ever.
Got that maggots? Now get the hell back to work before I grind your ass too. Ooh-la-la.

40 Thoughts on “Chuunibyou demo Koi ga Shitai! Ren Lite – 02

  1. Even if the writing the posts delayed releases, it wouldn’t matter. fotc’s release posts are part of my weekly entertainment.

  2. And here I thought that Blind-Beard THE Pirate’s the only one to have DUAL eye patches… πŸ˜€

  3. *Walks away wall by wall cause fotc seems a bit weird today and im scared for my chastity..
    Thanks for the release!

  4. the_avenger on January 18, 2014 at 11:32 am said:

    Looks like someone’s been reading a bit too much Grisaia. I can totally imagine Yuuji saying something like this xD

  5. Honeymunchz on January 18, 2014 at 11:38 am said:

    Thank you great ones.

  6. just an /a/non on January 18, 2014 at 12:04 pm said:

    Thank you fotc for that inspirational post.
    And of course, thank you UTW for you high quality subs, they are much appreciated.
    Cheers!

  7. Jay-kun on January 18, 2014 at 12:41 pm said:

    Thanks! πŸ˜€

  8. A: thanks for the lite.
    B: still laughing my a** off… πŸ˜€

  9. THANKS!

  10. Hanyuu on January 18, 2014 at 3:06 pm said:

    We love you and you know it. πŸ™‚ All the best for the work!

  11. fotc_maggot_brain on January 18, 2014 at 3:32 pm said:

    FUCK YOU. GOT THAT MAGGOT?

  12. PaleBlue on January 18, 2014 at 3:44 pm said:

    Sounds like someone watched Spaceballs recently….

  13. Ibreaker9736 on January 18, 2014 at 4:34 pm said:

    Funny post. Thanks!

  14. Hallowed on January 18, 2014 at 5:23 pm said:

    Thanks~

  15. Zerochanmoonsilver on January 18, 2014 at 6:18 pm said:

    Please speed up seitokai yakuindomo because of CR delays

  16. No.
    You will get SYD in the same time as usual.

  17. fucker on January 18, 2014 at 8:54 pm said:

    the essay thing was joke – fucker

  18. Frosty the Snowman on January 18, 2014 at 10:57 pm said:

    Yes, sir! Understood, sir! Thank you for the release sirs/madams!

  19. I AM NOT WORTHY.

  20. majorax on January 19, 2014 at 3:08 am said:

    When the release post is this good, releasing the actual show becomes optional.

  21. Did fotc start learning how to speak from Sergeant Maritan?

  22. OtakuMage on January 19, 2014 at 9:15 am said:

    Thank you for the post, the release, and doing chuu2koi ren in general. FFF is on my daily fansub rotation, so I’m glad to see a collaboration.

  23. Nice, as always, thx for hard works

  24. fotc pls.
    Ignore the trolls and release when you’re damn well ready. Everyone who complains should receive a ban from the site, and be blocked on ip level.

  25. wehasband on January 19, 2014 at 1:46 pm said:

    Sir yes sir!
    This little maggot is grateful for the attention you have given it!

  26. ANONYMOUS on January 19, 2014 at 2:56 pm said:

    email still required

  27. Falco91Bones on January 19, 2014 at 3:39 pm said:

    Thx for this release!! πŸ™‚ Cant wait for EP3 and fot SYD EP3 πŸ˜€

  28. Sherlock on January 19, 2014 at 9:07 pm said:

    @ANONYMOUS, so what? If you don’t want to share your email (which is not published anyway) , make one up.

  29. ayiekun on January 19, 2014 at 10:31 pm said:

    I’m going to grate some grateful, so thank to be thankful UTW staffs!

  30. skylion on January 20, 2014 at 2:13 am said:

    You were going pretty good, til the Oh-la-la at the and that just broke the mood. I was going to think you for the subs, but the feels just aren’t there. I coulda been a happy maggot, too.

  31. I wonder which distant relative (?) fotc will grind next.

  32. Enamelthyst on January 20, 2014 at 12:13 pm said:

    >Your sister’s rapturous rump
    Joke’s on you. My sister’s family nickname is “bonebutt” and the chances you’d come away with uncrushed manparts are nil.

  33. ANONYMOUS on January 20, 2014 at 10:15 pm said:

    @Sherlock: I do, but it offends me with its retardedness.

  34. @ANONYMOUS
    Then stay offended lol.

  35. Xythar on January 21, 2014 at 4:16 am said:

    The email address is used to identify people and assign Gravatars. It is not shown publicly.
    If you don’t like it, don’t comment.

  36. K-swift on January 22, 2014 at 4:44 pm said:

    Came here to check on the Chuuni stuff, was not disappointed.

  37. Komandos on January 23, 2014 at 11:31 am said:

    @fotc:
    you sound very tsun-tsun, but we all know you get dere-dere somewhere deep inside when it comes to pamper your fans πŸ˜‰ Rough on the outside, squishy & wet on the inside. That’s the tsundere way of life.

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