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Oops, forgot to rage last week. Ehh well you know, the usual deal with engrish and whatnot. This week…oh right. Delays. Yeah it’s like 24 hours before episode 13 would’ve aired if it existed…
Moshi fell asleep or something, so I’ll take it from here. I hope everyone enjoyed waiting for our releases! Here’s a few words from the staff:
Moshiburner (TL/TLC/QC): Spoilertagging before I even start because I know this is going to be craaaaazyyyyyy~
[spoiler]
Oh, right. First of all, yes I did fall asleep while typing. NEW SKILL ACQUIRED! So my sternocleidomastoid is aching. Like a bawss.
Aightey, onto the series. C^3, as you can tell, is about the logical construction of various torture devices throughout history by reconfiguring many small cubes which originally fit into one large cube. To do this, Fear constantly needs to use her spacial recognition skills and use her power to change the velocity vectors of her cubies and recreate her maddening tools. Yay, geometry. But hey, at least we aren’t doing linear algebra, if you know what I mean. Hehe, EHEHEHEHE yeah I’ve been doing math problems recently ;_;
Anyway, yay artwork, boo fanservice. This last episode was epic in that it earned the dreaded animation censor for something that isn’t just excessively revealing. Thas right, the other NSFW(ya know ya like it fnord!). Props to them for going so far with the insanity.
Overall, decent show. I feel it surpassed other generic Fighting with Fanservice (abbreviated FwF, remember that kids. If it goes viral, you heard it here first!) shows with the “we don’t do generic lines of speech in-between fights” policy and the murderfaces/epic guro. Yup, I’m satisfied!
By the way, was that picture her butt or breast, I still—jk.
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Daiz (Encoder who consistently worked on the series on time): I was the only person to work on time for this series every single week and I was completely forgotten from the roll call initially… I guess the lesson of the day is: Delay stuff for days to make people remember your work ( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ ＼ / ＼/ ＼
8thSin (TLC): I stuffed my thing up Fear’s tight crack last night, too. It was tight, she screamed a lot.
Kusion (Editing/TS/QC): I remember trying to convince Moshi to do this over Horizon back during the fall season. He didn’t want to, until he saw the first episode of Horizon. At any rate, this has been a really fun show to work on. I’m sorry about all the delays, there’ll be no more delays for spring season. Now, enjoy the final episode or I’ll curse you!
Sindalf (Timing):
Raze (TLC/QC – first few episodes): A show combining both fanservice and crazy faces. How absurd.
__ar (TS assistance): Silverlink did some really cool stuff with the animations for this series and I enjoyed working on it, regardless of how slowpoke we were! 呪うぞ～
 

I’M EXITIN’ MAH CAAAR (BA NAAA NA NA) AND I’M A TOTAL BADASS (BA NAAA NA NA) FIRE AND DUST AROUND MEE (BA NAAA NA NA) BUT MY STOCKINGS AREN’T RIPPED (BA NAAA NA NA)
Oh and my ride is so tough the front windshield and headlights survive huge-ass crashes. Take a look bros!

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I will and I say I WILL be raging this week, but it shall wait until the release actually happens since I don’t have the extra time to be writin’. Release be comin’ folks, yee-haw!

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Enjoy your C3, now with more delays than ever before.

arEDIT: SD will be done later today probably, I am busy encoding Gosick at the moment.
Moshi interjects: If you thought that we would drop a series without at least notifying you people in a post of its own, AND managed to not read Spinarakk’s or Break’s comments of “hey guise it’s called a literary technique, don’t watch UTW subs if you can only understand literal translations from english to english,” AND somehow read the “dropped” line without reading the strong-tagged(=bolded) TL NOTE (yup, that’s for them darned english to english translations) saying that I’m just kidding…
Well, I’m sure nobody actually fits all three criteria, right? <_<

This is the scene where Konoha finds out Haruaki’s been visiting a couple of “friends” and ended up staying at certain “hotels” because she decided to do a cell phone raid while he was taking a bath. Which totally explains why he’s fully clothed in the pic. I’m serious, true story!

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Edit: The CRC in the OP2 filename is incorrect; there are no problems with the file, though. The correct CRC for it is 129E176F. Feel free to change the filename; doing so won’t break the ordered chapters.
Today, I don’t want to make a post. Why? Because anime, you have me disapoint. Thas right, disapoint. I. AM. DISAPOINT.
So here’s the deal. We all know that the story for this thing isn’t exactly unique; perhaps the only thing making it different from generic fighting doodads is that Fear’s actually honest with her emotions, making her relationship with the mc more hunky-dory instead of tsundere-style. So why do we watch it? Well for the murderfaces, the sometimes interesting artstyle, and, what else, the fanservice. Though I honestly don’t really care much for those unreal globules of fat (seriously, hardly any Jp girls even have that much body fat altogether (No, Matsuko Deluxe is a guy.)) anymore.
But when they do this.
I might be the retarded one here (but ha, I translate the 24min you’re about to watch! or have just watched!) but MAN, during the little 3-second segment that this image flashed on-screen, I couldn’t tell if I was looking at her chest or her rear. Seriously. Like, I even knew Fear is all DFC and whatnot. Nope, still couldn’t tell. Well not that I had much time to think (read: 3-second segment) but considering that I’m trying to get into U.Tokyo (and already got accepted into Keio and Waseda) this isn’t good. For the show, that is.
Well, serious talk but pretty laughable subject this week, especially considering that it might all be because my thinking skills fail miserably at short bursts. Point being, they are lolis. And I am disappoint.
So, dropped. See ya guys next season!
nojkILYALLCOMEBAAAAACK ;_;
Do enjoy ^^
TL Note: nojkILYALLCOMEBAAAAACK ;_; means Just Kidding.
P.S.: Speaking of next season…
Oh deary me. OH DANG. OH YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAH BABY, HERE WE GO!

I’d like to ride her cube too…if you know what I mean.
Hehe, hehehehehehe…god I’m such a loser ;_;

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Kusion says: Here’s the long-awaited C3. Apologies for the delay, I was enjoying my day off and my weekend too much. For anyone who cares, MLG was a blast.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go play SC2 until I’m good enough to participate in the next MLG (i.e. never).

And now, back to Moshi. (Again.): Well hello hello, kids! Now, as always, when you watch this show, make sure to stay far enough back from the monitor and keep the room well lit so you don’t strain your eyes! Some depictions may be slightly graphic, so if you’re not confident in being able to watch this show or act responsibly afterwards, please refrain from viewing this episode. Namely, please don’t try to put swords inside of yourself. You’ll probably die. Unless you’re this guy.
And I realize I may have been slightly more nutty in last week’s post than witty. Figured after writing the whole thing and reading it over that most people wouldn’t really understand what the heck it’s about until they actually watched the show. But hey, I just got a bunch of “what the—” comments instead of “this stinx” so everything’s coolbeans. Though I personally like hot tamales more.
Nope, jk, they taste horrible. HORRIBEL.
So there, a more…civilized…post this week. Less caps lock ‘n’ stuff. Unless you liked my cabbage cover of the pokeyman theme that much. Oh, you didn’t notice from the lyrics?
…
Derp.
AAAAANYWAY we will spoiler you by saying [spoiler]the arc ends this episode. (Do I really need to spoilertag this thing?)[/spoiler]But hey, don’t worry. We still have to eventually fly overseas and develop le triangle de lurv!
Okay that was boring. I think I ran outta ideas last week. Uggghhhhh, that darned sinking feeling you get when you’re unmotivated. Or anti-motivated. Maybe amotivated or immotivated. Yeah I’m boring this week. Shut up.
Hurrrrrr k i’m done, do enjoy!
Oh right. Forgot to mention something that people might have issues with. Regarding that one guy. Or girl. Or thing.
…
Ugh. Yeah. That was the issue.
So, we settled on the following:
[spoiler]Since le Shiraho is all dating the doll and all, Shiraho will refer to le doll as a male (he, him, etc.). However since the rest of the gang first met le doll as a girl, they will refer to doll-san as a female (she, her, etc.). Because both parties regard le doll as something more human than inanimate object—though Shiraho does address folks with “human” and “tool”—le doll will not be referred to with “it” or “its.”
There will still be an “its” or two near the beginning of the episode, though. That one is referring to Killing Organ, which, like Fear’s cube, appears to be completely devoid of life. So that counts. Try not to confuse the two.[/spoiler]
All right, that’s probably what I was subconsciously trying to write when I messed up. Good work, me.
So there, that’s all I have for this week.
Do enjoy!

Kusion: I loved this scene.
Moshi: Quick! Use E twice, move behind her, Ulti her butt, then Q her face off!

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OH GAWD THEY INTRODUCED SO MANY NEW CHARACTERS THAT I FEEL LIKE I’M WATCHING THAT ONE SHOW ABOUT BORDERLINES ALL OVER AGAI—
Nope. Just kidding. I mean really, introducing 30 characters in 1 episode has a rate of increase of about…uh…30. Now I don’t know about you, but when I have 30 Cs(not Gs, Cs(No, not Coulombs, either!)) weighing on my brain (that’s >1C/min(No, no, no! I don’t mean 1/60 Amperes!)) it creates a lot of tension {“Currents and force? You must be talking about the Lorentz force!”
>Lorentz force
/me slaps you with a large-physics-textbook-looking trout-smelling thing} in my brain. Where must that tension go? Why, of course it must all be converted into butthole-clenching(it starts around 30 seconds in, but just enjoy the meowing dog okay? OKAY!?!). Which induces RAGE.
Okay, okay, fine. It induces Skyrim. Less sensible sentences, more happy leechers. Right?
Owait. /facepalm (The real facepalm is that it can be somewhat correct ._.)
Oh, and this episode only has about 5 Cs. And I’m being generous with that too, since I’m including the granny at the supermarket. (No, that’s not a spoiler lol)
All right, main allergens in this episode:

• IS IT A CUTE GUY OR A HANDSOME GIRL?!?!?!?!??! dilemmas
• Pointy sharp objects
• ♫I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST, LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS (BOM BOM BOM) TO ROLL THEM IS MY REAL TEST, TO EAT THEM IS MY CAUSE (…BOBOBOM) I WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE AISLE, SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE (BOM BOM BOM) THESE LEAFY GREENS TO UNDERSTAND, THE VITAMINS INSIIIIIIIIIDE♪
• Inconsistencies

Wait what inconsistencies? Yeah, inconsistencies. Dealing with them stinx. Anyway, there’s only two that I noticed, one of which I’m half kidding about. Both aren’t really episode spoilers, but I’ll hide them anyway so you can proceed at your own risk.
[spoiler]

• I was thinking Konoha would be unsheathed since she strips 😐
• Fear says her wheel is the 11th mechanism, but the wiki and the other wiki(both in jp) both say it’s the eighth, with no particular documentation as to it changing when other mechanisms are sealed. Oh well, if you are weeaboo or better at Japanese you’ll hear her saying じゅういち anyway. That is, if you want to confirm it.

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So, if you are allergic to any of the above (or aren’t), then don’t run with scissors in your hands. You might stab yourself! Then it’ll look like you grew blades out of your hands, dummy.
That is all, please do enjoy.
Kusion edit: Compare my post to this. Exactly why Moshi is the better ranter, and why he makes the posts!

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Unfortunately, I’m not Moshi, so you’ll have to deal with a pretty boring post for this week.

Sorry for the delay. This entire month has been hectic on me. I have family visiting from Spain until late next month, so I’m forced to deal with them in the most unpleasing way possible. Actually having to take them places… Every day hasn’t been perfect and I can’t wait until they leave. Don’t get me started on my little-shit cousin who hogs my Playstation 3 to play FIFA all day every day. I haven’t even had much time to play iDOLM@STER 2 yet! Which reminds me, the unit I’m working on is called BoMP-BoMP and consists of Chihaya, Haruka, and Yukiho. So this should be fun.

Oh, yeah, and still hating on that show.

Okay, I think I covered all the bases. I literally used Google for every picture. Sorry!

Enjoy the release!

arEDIT: Also Kusion is so slow, he stalled stalling.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the plot of Horizon.

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Yeah, still hating on that show :3
Anyway, I’m pretty sure with the addition of this image and this image, you will be able to tell what happened in horizon’s backstory. Or have sufficient reason to attempt making this face. (inb4 a comment saying >mfw)
Speaking of other shows, we would like to dedicate this episode to ano hana since…
Well, just look at these pics. THE COOTIES! THEY’RE EVERYWHAR!
‘Kay, so reasons to watch this episode:
1. Memories of good ol’ kindergarten when crayons were king
2. Flowers and girls, because those generally match
3. Nude scene with Fear. Well, sort of.
4. People using le wrong pinky to try looking fancy.
5. Giant enemy crab being hit on its weak spot for massive damage 😀
If you are allergic to flowers OR girls (what, it’s the internet) then please, instead of watching this episode go play RAGE.
In either case, do enjoy.
Oh right, if you’re wondering what the heck vinegared mackerel is, it’s called shimesaba (しめ鯖) in le native tongue. If you came to Japan, you’d probably first encounter it as a type of sushi. With the word vinegar in it and all it does indeed have an acidic tang to it, but imo it’s good stuff.
And yes, it’s a type of pickle. Picklefish!

Fear’s spreading Corruption all over my Rubik’s Cube D:

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One thing which gives this show a little flair is the whole concept of non-regenerative damage. Your arm got cut off? Yeah, uh, it stays cut off. Sorry. Gruesome reality as-is for everyone since it appears nobody has a Heal spell at the ready or a cleric in their party to begin with 😐
Now why would I mention that? Well, because you’ll be seeing more blood and more murderfaces, and they will introduce a concept which is often left an abstraction in action shows. Don’t get it? You’ll probably figure it out by the end.
Hint: [spoiler]Look out for a transition full of TV-style static.[/spoiler]
Well anyway, I’m not responsible for any horrible memories that come back to you as a result of watching this week’s episode, so once again, DON’T EAT CRABS RAW. No, that’s not a secret code or an acronym, just don’t do it. Seriously.
Raze says: Just another reminder that this release uses ordered chapters. With the correct setup, simply make sure that the OP video file (which you can grab from this release) is in the same folder as this release for a seamless playback experience.