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Misaka Mikoto: Do you love her yet?

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What, you don’t? I gave you a weeks time and you still found nothing to love about Misaka Mikoto? (If you watched Index and Railgun during that time frame, I commend you). But I noticed some of you have your head in your ass about this. Let me make it easy for you to change your mind.

Look down, now back up. You see dat hair? Yeah. Did I fail to mention THEY HAVE THE SAME VOICE ACTRESS?

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Hang on, I’ll give you a second to catch your breath. I know I kind of just knocked you motherfuckers out with my right-hook.

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You okay? All right, then. Let’s move on. Here I’ve rendered a conversation. Why? Because I know this is going through your mind right now. If you already knew, well, now you know again.

You: Whoa, whoa. Back up, Kusion.

You: So you’re telling me, Kaoru, this sexy bitch right here, has the same voice actress as Misaka Mikoto?

YES YOU STUPID FUCK.

Do you want a complete list of shows Satou Rina has been in?

http://myanimelist.net/people/241/Rina_Satou

*Bam!* Whoa, I’m sorry, did my right-hook knock you out again? I guess I just don’t know my own strength.

Here’s your homework for the week. I want you all to report on your status of EVERY ANIME ON THAT LIST. Did you watch it? Did you like it? Was she the best character? (Of course she was you stupid twat).

If you haven’t watched any of those shows yet. I want you to watch episode one of every anime there and tell me what you think.

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I pretty much covered a majority of the topics in my last post. If you haven’t read it yet, stop what you’re doing now (I mean literally, stop) and go read it. For now let’s cover Satou Rina singing.

I can’t tell you my heart?

Okay, so let’s cover the points of this song in a new segment I like to call…

KUSIONCHAN’S CHECK!

Okay, so I’m sure everyone got that reference.

Kusion-chan’s Check™ is a new segment over here at Unlimited Translation Works. It’s the part of the day where I look over godly shit and talk about how godly it is. Sure, no songs I list out have any real cons, but I’ll add one or two to shut some people up.

Today on Kusion-chan’s Check, we have Satou Rina singing the ending theme to Amagami SS, starting of course at episode 5. The song is entitled: ????????? Kitto Ashita wa… (Tomorrow For Sure, Definitely Tomorrow, etc.)

The character voice is Tanamachi Kaoru.

All right. Enough small-talk. Let’s get this shit rolling. It’s a quick review (fuck you, it’s 1 minute 30 seconds long), but I’m sure you get the gist of it.

PROS

1) The melody is smooth. I mean, really, I can listen to this all day. Which reminds me, SINGLE WHERE?

2) Her voice? How can I word this… It’s like an angel is singing to me. It’s very soft-spoken.

3) The lyrics are fantastic. Maybe I’m just being gay for like this song.

CONS

1) Like any other fucking song you’ll hear in Japan, you’ll notice they like to use ENGRISH here and there. Do I care? No (nor should you). Does it make sense? Not really.

2) There are no other cons because she is fucking perfect.

If I was married to Satou Rina, I’d probably ask her to wake me up in her singing voice. Can you think of a better way to wake up in the morning? I didn’t think so.

Maybe she could add in a bit of that tsundere Mikoto side. I should stop myself now before I get too into it.

KUSION, STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS “KAORU” BITCH ALREADY!!

I’m sorry, Biribiri. I got too into the moment.

Hey! What did you call me?!

I… uh… I said Misaka! Yeah, that’s it!

Sheesh. Women. Am I right, guys?

Though, Biribiri brings up a good point.

* Kusion checks around

Okay, she’s not there.

Anyways, I have been getting too caught up in this “Kaoru” business. My body, of course, being ready and all.

Misaka is a lot more badass in the manga, though…

It’s true. Though I’m such a huge supporter/fan of the anime (both, in fact), I have to say that I much rather enough manga-style-Misaka more than anime-style-Misaka. The voice is a huge plus, though. But I can say this for any manga character I truly enjoy.

If you have not yet read the manga, but are watching the anime, I highly recommend you do so. It’s a very interesting read for a very interesting show. Considering a majority of people haven’t probably read much, I won’t post much about the manga. I don’t want to spoil it for you and all.

If you’re an online fag: http://www.mangafox.com/manga/to_aru_kagaku_no_rail_gun/

Otherwise, Google it or something.

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Wait… what was that? Oh, I see. You want another one? Why not.

KUSIONCHAN’S CHECK!

Today on Kusion-chan’s Check, we have Satou Rina singing “Girly Days” found on the Toaru Kagaku no Railgun ARCHIVES.

Ride on! Show time! ?????

LET’S CHECK OUT THIS BITCH, SHALL WE?

PROS

1) This is a fast-beat motherfucking song. So if you like bitches, you’re sure as hell to love “Girly Days”. No, but seriously. This is a pretty fast-beat, soft-spoken (can I even call it that? I mean this in terms of hearing her) song.

2) To argue against my previous point: It’s not that hard to understand. Though the random Engrish can confuse any man.

3) ANYONE CAN AGREE THAT THEY’D DANCE TO THIS AT THEIR LOCAL NIGHT CLUB.

I vote for “lightening” effects at said night club. But that’s just because I have such high standards and amazing class.

CONS

1) None. You’re gay if you don’t like this.

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Here’s another assignment for you guys: WHAT DO I KUSIONCHAN CHECK! NEXT TIME?

Post your interesting and homoerotic comments in the comment section below.

That’s all for this week, folks. Stay tuned as Raze pushes this post down with more Amagami SS shit tomorrow!

Hey, Kusion. Where’s the post about me?

Uh-oh… I’ll uh, see you guys later…

97 Thoughts on “Misaka Mikoto: Do you love her yet?

  1. I like where this is going.

  2. IGChris on August 12, 2010 at 12:56 am said:

    Guys can we all stop subbing Amagami SS and just start writing awesome shit like this instead?

  3. I’m not sure what the fuck just happened, but I like it.

  4. Balls McGee on August 12, 2010 at 1:02 am said:

    I Balls McGee approve of this message. It entered my rock solid heart and beat it into love steel.

  5. In the time frame between your first Misaka post to this one, I watched all of Index, and just finished episode 12 of Railgun! =D

  6. I’m proud of you, Lloyd.

  7. Valkyrie on August 12, 2010 at 1:11 am said:

    Wow.. I never realized I’ve watched so many anime with her in them. I’ve seen just about all of those shows, and I guess I should go watch the rest right now. And yes, she was my favorite character in all of the shows.

  8. Wintereise on August 12, 2010 at 1:31 am said:

    I’m proud of you Kusion-tan.
    * 0Wintereise pounces on Kusion.

  9. I only know her from Nogizaka Haruka no Himitsu (I really liked her character there) and Gurren Lagann.

  10. Meesles on August 12, 2010 at 1:58 am said:

    How bout you get back to work, I think that’s a good plan.

  11. It’s Wednesday. Nothing to do till Thursday. Durrr!

  12. Er… I read the Index manga over the past week… I’ve read and seen all of Railgun, though. And yes, Onee-sama is win.

    Oh, and single is due out next Wednesday. \o/

  13. Rina satou also voiced the best character in Hayate. No, not Hinagiku, but 8, everyone’s favorite psychotic orange robot. Not only is this robot better than eva and every gundam in the world put together, but it’s a nursing robot: It can take care of your aging mom so you don’t have to pay for a nursing home! Put aside Misaka and Kaoru for a moment and think about it – you can use the saved money to buy the railgun blu rays on top of the Misaka figurines you’ve been buying with your monthly food budget.

  14. gangler on August 12, 2010 at 4:05 am said:

    Misaka is still win. No two ways about it. I can never get enough of the index universe as a whole, but misaka in particular.

  15. Meesles on August 12, 2010 at 4:13 am said:

    Well then you should be mentally preparing yourself for tomorrow. Go take the bible and translate it into Japanese, then translate it back into English, and then translate it into French.

  16. @Meesles

    Don’t make us issue empty threats where we won’t sub Amagami for a week! We are king procrastinators. Procrastinators don’t like being told to do work, we work when we feel like it and never any other time!

    And kuzzy, biribiri <3

  17. I love Haruka-oneesama.

  18. Chibi209 on August 12, 2010 at 4:34 am said:

    Misaka is better in the manga because she’s all about business, ]especially the fight against the other Lv.5/spoiler]

  19. ParadoxFaith on August 12, 2010 at 4:51 am said:

    On another note, who is on the last picture? Looks fun.

    Anyway, awesome post Kushion. You actually managed to make me a Misaka Mikoto fan instead of a Kuroko fan now.

    *Tips hat*

  20. I can think of a better way to be woken up in the morning. *wink wink nudge nudge*

  21. So Railgun manga was licensed by Seven Seas. Too bad it’s going to be like 2 years behind the Japanese releases

  22. If by the time the UBW movie comes out you don’t post a gigantic wall of text and pretty pictures praising Rin Tohsaka I will personally travel to your internets and set this website on fire with all of you inside it.
    Also, yeah, Biribiri is delicious. Sexhair is sex. And Satou Rina is awesome.

  23. Did you watch too much Ray William Johnson?

  24. Meesles on August 12, 2010 at 6:37 am said:

    Can’t believe you actually tried to pull that lol. There’s quite a few other decent fansubs that do this series, and if you don’t learn to take a joke, your slight quality bonus will quickly be forgotten. Either way, I’ll stop arguing on here, kinda sad. Kudos on future releases, really like them so far.

  25. Oh you…

  26. Kusion. Two days after you made your first post I watched Index and Railgun in their entirety. I had to delete a few series. But it was worth it. you punk…

  27. Kadushy on August 12, 2010 at 8:50 am said:

    Your speech has touched my heart. <3

  28. @Meesles

    lol 😉 O U!
    Internet + jokes = fail generally~
    Kusion is a slacker though, we always tell him to get back to work and this is what he gives us!

  29. @Paradox Faith

    The last picture looks like Shana to me from Shakugan no Shana 3 OVA.

  30. That song has been played quite a few times in *my* local dance club it’s a real hit.

  31. TheCumi on August 12, 2010 at 10:19 am said:

    Hmm, Kusion your fanboyism…. Ehrm… I mean… Love! Yes, love for Misaka Mikoto makes me want to give you a present. A “Misaka Mikoto” related present. Right now i’m living at Nagoya, so it’s pretty easy for me to buy anime related items. What do you want? A poster? A doujinshi? The manga?

  32. thewizardninja on August 12, 2010 at 10:50 am said:

    Rina Satou’s favourite hobby is archery… She’s such a badass.

  33. @ParadoxFaith
    That’s Shana from Shakugan no Shana (the exact screenshot is from the Shakugan no Shana S OVA Ep.3)
    Basically, another cute tsundere. Nowhere near Misaka’s level, though.

    @Shanai
    Dammit, man! That is a better way!

    @coolasj19
    Good man. I’m very proud of you right now.

    @Kadushy
    Tis what I do!

    @TheCumi
    Donations to my “love” can be made in the form of manga. I thank you, my good sir!

    @thewizardninja
    I know, isn’t she?

  34. Mytrain on August 12, 2010 at 12:17 pm said:

    Halfway through Amagami ep6 I realized something.. Something very peculiar. Kaoru’s voice.. Her voice was creeping its way into my brain. In fact, it was already too late by then. The waves of sound tickling my brain. Why was her voice so.. comfortable? As if I’ve listened to it a hundred times, my brain simply accepts the comfortable voice. The once blurry syllables of a strange language become increasingly clear and distinct. Her voice speaks to me. Is there still a reason to read when her voice tells me everything?

    “…, OH, OH! What..wow.. she was Biribiri.
    Wait..rewind-
    ..rewind-
    Dammit, I can’t concentrate!”
    biribiribiribiribiribiribiribiri

  35. TheCumi on August 12, 2010 at 12:38 pm said:

    @ Kusion
    When you say “Donations can be made in the form of manga” you mean “OMG gief moar Doujinshi pLs!”, right?
    Anyway tomorrow, on my weekly doujinshi hunt, i’ll look for the “To aru kagaku no Railgun” manga too.

  36. Piotrbov on August 12, 2010 at 5:24 pm said:

    @ Kushion

    I love your posts. Maybe you could write about Asami Iwasawa.

  37. martinez on August 12, 2010 at 6:12 pm said:

    okay. now i assume that Kusion is in his mating season…no…i mean madly in love with Biribiri :p

  38. Metalsnakezero on August 12, 2010 at 7:48 pm said:

    Who doesn’t love a girl who has the power of lighting?

  39. THAT’S SHOCKING NEWS!

  40. What’s this warm feeling in my chest?
    Could it be…

  41. Wow.
    Just checked MAL and didn’t recognize her in a lot of shows. Impressive.
    Liked misaki, kanzaki and accelerator in the series. The rest of the staff didn’t do anything useful( except touma, probably).
    Still waiting for BDrips to come out to finish rail-gun . . .Only like misaka and Saten( ninja upskirt, lolz, the previous AMV with Saten’s U-I-Ha-ru and ?biribiri chu gakusei? (don’t know the romaji) were memorable).

  42. HOLY SHIT. *bows* As a Misaka Mikoto crazed fan, this is relevant to me interests. Too few people see the AMAZING AMOUNT OF DELICIOUSNESS contained in such a small body. *bravo*

  43. Denecro on August 12, 2010 at 11:29 pm said:

    Kaoru > Misaka!
    I mean cmon! sexhairs vs.. her? thats just unfair! 🙁

  44. martinez on August 13, 2010 at 12:00 am said:

    @Metalsnakezero….”Who doesn’t love a girl who has the power of lighting?”

    u mean like the power of bulb? XD

    it’s lightning, not lighting 😀

  45. @martinez

    She can “shock” you in bed…(I meant it both ways :D)

  46. Azure_Shockwave on August 13, 2010 at 3:39 am said:

    You are my fucking best friend. Misaka Mikoto is the best character ever~ I swing her as my wallpaper and my MAL Profile Layout~ Oh and you guys would be 10x better if you speed sub Index this fall. DO IT YOU NUGGETS. Or speedy Mazui would be good too…

  47. If your next post is on Shana and Kugimiya Rie, then you have to do Pre-Parade as a “KUSION-CHAN CHECK!” next.

  48. Awesome posts Kusion.
    One thing though, can somebody help me find the place(s) to dl to aru kagaku no railgun?

  49. forget about looking for to aru kagaku no railgun manga dl. I found it. If ya want the link just say so.

  50. Laza_r_us on August 13, 2010 at 5:44 pm said:

    That’s a great post! I think I’ll subscribe to this category… lol…

    @Eter I second that! XD

    I believe the next post would be on the “Queen of Tsundere”…

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