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Misaka Mikoto: Do you love her yet?

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What, you don’t? I gave you a weeks time and you still found nothing to love about Misaka Mikoto? (If you watched Index and Railgun during that time frame, I commend you). But I noticed some of you have your head in your ass about this. Let me make it easy for you to change your mind.

Look down, now back up. You see dat hair? Yeah. Did I fail to mention THEY HAVE THE SAME VOICE ACTRESS?

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Hang on, I’ll give you a second to catch your breath. I know I kind of just knocked you motherfuckers out with my right-hook.

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You okay? All right, then. Let’s move on. Here I’ve rendered a conversation. Why? Because I know this is going through your mind right now. If you already knew, well, now you know again.

You: Whoa, whoa. Back up, Kusion.

You: So you’re telling me, Kaoru, this sexy bitch right here, has the same voice actress as Misaka Mikoto?

YES YOU STUPID FUCK.

Do you want a complete list of shows Satou Rina has been in?

http://myanimelist.net/people/241/Rina_Satou

*Bam!* Whoa, I’m sorry, did my right-hook knock you out again? I guess I just don’t know my own strength.

Here’s your homework for the week. I want you all to report on your status of EVERY ANIME ON THAT LIST. Did you watch it? Did you like it? Was she the best character? (Of course she was you stupid twat).

If you haven’t watched any of those shows yet. I want you to watch episode one of every anime there and tell me what you think.

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I pretty much covered a majority of the topics in my last post. If you haven’t read it yet, stop what you’re doing now (I mean literally, stop) and go read it. For now let’s cover Satou Rina singing.

I can’t tell you my heart?

Okay, so let’s cover the points of this song in a new segment I like to call…

KUSIONCHAN’S CHECK!

Okay, so I’m sure everyone got that reference.

Kusion-chan’s Check™ is a new segment over here at Unlimited Translation Works. It’s the part of the day where I look over godly shit and talk about how godly it is. Sure, no songs I list out have any real cons, but I’ll add one or two to shut some people up.

Today on Kusion-chan’s Check, we have Satou Rina singing the ending theme to Amagami SS, starting of course at episode 5. The song is entitled: ????????? Kitto Ashita wa… (Tomorrow For Sure, Definitely Tomorrow, etc.)

The character voice is Tanamachi Kaoru.

All right. Enough small-talk. Let’s get this shit rolling. It’s a quick review (fuck you, it’s 1 minute 30 seconds long), but I’m sure you get the gist of it.

PROS

1) The melody is smooth. I mean, really, I can listen to this all day. Which reminds me, SINGLE WHERE?

2) Her voice? How can I word this… It’s like an angel is singing to me. It’s very soft-spoken.

3) The lyrics are fantastic. Maybe I’m just being gay for like this song.

CONS

1) Like any other fucking song you’ll hear in Japan, you’ll notice they like to use ENGRISH here and there. Do I care? No (nor should you). Does it make sense? Not really.

2) There are no other cons because she is fucking perfect.

If I was married to Satou Rina, I’d probably ask her to wake me up in her singing voice. Can you think of a better way to wake up in the morning? I didn’t think so.

Maybe she could add in a bit of that tsundere Mikoto side. I should stop myself now before I get too into it.

KUSION, STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS “KAORU” BITCH ALREADY!!

I’m sorry, Biribiri. I got too into the moment.

Hey! What did you call me?!

I… uh… I said Misaka! Yeah, that’s it!

Sheesh. Women. Am I right, guys?

Though, Biribiri brings up a good point.

* Kusion checks around

Okay, she’s not there.

Anyways, I have been getting too caught up in this “Kaoru” business. My body, of course, being ready and all.

Misaka is a lot more badass in the manga, though…

It’s true. Though I’m such a huge supporter/fan of the anime (both, in fact), I have to say that I much rather enough manga-style-Misaka more than anime-style-Misaka. The voice is a huge plus, though. But I can say this for any manga character I truly enjoy.

If you have not yet read the manga, but are watching the anime, I highly recommend you do so. It’s a very interesting read for a very interesting show. Considering a majority of people haven’t probably read much, I won’t post much about the manga. I don’t want to spoil it for you and all.

If you’re an online fag: http://www.mangafox.com/manga/to_aru_kagaku_no_rail_gun/

Otherwise, Google it or something.

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Wait… what was that? Oh, I see. You want another one? Why not.

KUSIONCHAN’S CHECK!

Today on Kusion-chan’s Check, we have Satou Rina singing “Girly Days” found on the Toaru Kagaku no Railgun ARCHIVES.

Ride on! Show time! ?????

LET’S CHECK OUT THIS BITCH, SHALL WE?

PROS

1) This is a fast-beat motherfucking song. So if you like bitches, you’re sure as hell to love “Girly Days”. No, but seriously. This is a pretty fast-beat, soft-spoken (can I even call it that? I mean this in terms of hearing her) song.

2) To argue against my previous point: It’s not that hard to understand. Though the random Engrish can confuse any man.

3) ANYONE CAN AGREE THAT THEY’D DANCE TO THIS AT THEIR LOCAL NIGHT CLUB.

I vote for “lightening” effects at said night club. But that’s just because I have such high standards and amazing class.

CONS

1) None. You’re gay if you don’t like this.

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Here’s another assignment for you guys: WHAT DO I KUSIONCHAN CHECK! NEXT TIME?

Post your interesting and homoerotic comments in the comment section below.

That’s all for this week, folks. Stay tuned as Raze pushes this post down with more Amagami SS shit tomorrow!

Hey, Kusion. Where’s the post about me?

Uh-oh… I’ll uh, see you guys later…

97 Thoughts on “Misaka Mikoto: Do you love her yet?

  1. TOARU MAJUTSU NO INDEX II PV

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtddIIKkvL8

    SUB IT GAIS

  2. No, not Shana. Please, no. Just… No.

  3. CleanseByFire on August 17, 2010 at 12:55 pm said:

    Wow, the only anime I saw with Satou Rina was Index. I should clarify that I have seen others, but I watched the dubbed versions (I will watch a dub before a sub if it’s available). On another note, I’d rather be woke up by Nami Tamaki or, I dunno, Bonnie Pink (she did the opening to Tales of Vesperia). I also liked Kanzaki Kaoru better in Index…because of the angel fall episodes (yay Kanzaki being a main character for that arc!)

  4. Blazing Badger on August 17, 2010 at 2:57 pm said:

    Wow, this almost makes me want to watch the show. Too bad my download amount is limited and I can’t settle for anything other than HD (my 1080p, 24 inch monitor makes SD look like crap). I might have to wait for Funimation to release it in the US. Too bad it will most likely be a year or more before that happens. Maybe if you decide to sub the series I could fit it in my download queue (hint, hint… :).

  5. i admit… i was too lazy to read it all ^^

  6. fishies on August 25, 2010 at 2:41 pm said:

    completely concur. i actively search for series that cast Rina Satou. misaka is a pretty original character to me. no one quite like her. glad to see the word being spread.

  7. CaptSlow0310 on October 29, 2010 at 10:31 am said:

    I have other animes with Rina Satou providing voices with … but there is one thing I’ve learned over the years of watching animes is never connect the qualities of one character in one anime to another just because they have the same voice actress … each of them have their own distinct characteristics … just like real actress one character in a particular movie is different from another …
    however, it shows the depth of Satou Rina’s talent that she gives to each of the characters she gives life to …
    I’ve watch her work in asuno yoichi as ibuki kagura and it was vastly different from & nowhere near kaoru tanamachi in amagami ss …
    her ED song for her kaoru arc in amagami ss gives you deep insight into her true feelings for junichi as a lover/friend … love the melody as well … makes you wish you have someone like kaoru as your lover/friend …

  8. Sorry, i still not love her. i LIKE her, but i dotn love her.
    But i DO LOVE her clones. the sisters and last order may be weaker than te original, but fr me, they excee dher in every other point. well except for the tsundere thing maybe. ALL HAIL MISAKA CLONES!

  9. Serious business going on here, hope you get your Ph.D with this dude. In other unrelated news: Misaka < Index.

  10. I really love Misaka, thank you very much for this 😀

  11. I had no idea what I was getting myself into when I innocently made my vote. As a reader before this was animated, a watcher as each season has been released its not a question of pros and cons for the characters or voice actors. Its simple chemistry, and mine works with Index better. When the figures came out I bought Index’ not Biribiri, because I simply liked her better. From the start.

    Then I see this poll, cast my vote, and WHAM. Some kind of irrelevant rant about Kaoru. Least favorite girl after Rihoko. Ai was definitely the best girl.

    And yeah this rant would have been better spent on Shana, she trumps all girls period.

  12. As awesome as the clones are… My heart is still with Furude Rika and a few others.

  13. the sisters are cool too on February 10, 2011 at 11:30 pm said:

    Girly Days? As in those days that come around roughly once a month?

    For the record, Biribiri’s cool and all, but she’s my least favorite Misaka in the series. Last Order all the way!

  14. Leon-Gun on February 11, 2011 at 1:03 am said:

    All the clones trump the original Biribiri, that’s fact. All Hail Last Order! xD

  15. karuprakct on February 11, 2011 at 4:34 am said:

    @Kusion if you download the amagami drama cds http://www.nyaa.si/?page=torrentinfo&tid=161998 -> go to the folder with most character ( ???? ?????CD ???-???????????-??????????? ) there you will find basically a file where is Kaoru waking you up in the morning(there are for the other girls as well) you can set your phone to make this your alarm and then you will have her wakiing you up every day =O

  16. Misaka is fucking awesome. Anyone who says different will be shot by me as well as the Misaka Network.

    Also, http://keyanifans.com/YutoRandom/Misaka.jpg

    Fucking awesome.

  17. penguin-fever on February 12, 2011 at 2:43 am said:

    Shana is utterly adorable. That is all.

  18. god damit let me vote no already LOL

  19. What’s the point of this poll if you want to force your opinion on us?

    So what if Satou Rina is the voice actress.

    You know what, to hell with you, Mikoto, Satou Rina, Kaoru AND Shana.

  20. MSD.Dango on March 1, 2011 at 3:20 am said:

    tl;dr. Index still > Mikoto. Now STFU.

  21. INvShika on March 2, 2011 at 6:42 pm said:

    The videos… THEY HAVE BEEN REMOVED!!?!?!?

  22. JC200X on March 4, 2011 at 7:09 pm said:

    Some very valid points, but I thought the issue here is about Mikoto, NOT Satou Rina. (Love her, though.)

  23. Hollowbear on March 5, 2011 at 12:42 am said:

    To hell with Misaka!! Amagami SS? Never watch that boring crap!!
    As for Rina Satou? Just flush her down together with Misaka!!

    UIHARU BANZAI!!!!! AKI TOYOSAKI BANZAI!!!!!!!! xD

    you guys dont know Aki Toyosaki!!??? O_o What a fag!!!!

    Sha cast as Uiharu from Index and Yui from K-on. That’s all you fags need to know!!!!!!!!!!!!

  24. Magicalcrap on March 5, 2011 at 1:12 am said:

    So I read this whole post…and Index is still better. Jus’ sayin’

  25. clicked to see what happens, burst into laughter. you fucking rule

  26. fruant on March 6, 2011 at 6:02 pm said:

    I would still vote no you commies.

  27. Magicarpcarpcarp on March 11, 2011 at 7:05 pm said:

    lol
    All this for voting “no”?

    He mad.

  28. kenjitamura on March 15, 2011 at 2:26 am said:

    I think she takes tsundere too far. Also, I’d like railgun if it had more Touma and less shoujo-ai. Finally, the nomming Index gives Touma is to me much more entertaining then Misaka shooting a lightning bolt at him that he just cancels out with his right hand.

  29. CaptRex on March 16, 2011 at 4:13 am said:

    Index is still better. End of story

  30. Care less about Rina. Moar Rie. dat Shana~ YERR I SAID IT, CARELESSABOUTRINA.PNG

  31. suicidalaznnerd on March 17, 2011 at 7:48 pm said:

    I hate commenting on youtube, I hate commenting on here, and I hate commenting just about anywhere, because no matter what opinion you have it will be shot down by just about everyone. So I’ll just say, I support all sides of the argument.

  32. ()blivion on May 2, 2011 at 7:26 pm said:

    There are still some people that just don’t get the point yet kusion, I think it’s about time to add more to this and bash some common sence in to ppl’s heads.

    !!ALL HAIL RAIL GUN!!
    ~~~~biri biri~~~~~

  33. Shinda on May 6, 2011 at 8:57 am said:

    All hail Index!!
    Misaka Mikoto > Index? NO WAY!

    – U MAD!?

  34. Nah, Misaka fans know The Truth. Even if petty people such as yourself, Shinda, try to convince people otherwise, The Truth cannot be swayed that Misaka is obviously the most fucking epic, badass, cute, huggable, lovable, electric queen of the world. 😛

  35. XerkhanBlade on June 3, 2011 at 8:59 am said:

    Sorry Misaka fans, but I just think Misaka takes tsundere a bit too far here. I mean, she’s tsun for maybe 2 episodes, but then she starts following Touma around like a chronic stalker. Index is at least loli 😛

  36. ur a faget on June 8, 2011 at 8:52 pm said:

    misaka mikoto sucks index is better because you can take her name add a W at the start then take out the “dex” at the end and it becomes “win” just like what she does againt misaka lol 0wned

  37. MagicPower on June 14, 2011 at 10:24 pm said:

    I voted yes and then was like wtf none voted no?! So I tried to vote no… srsly wtf? lol

  38. Index on June 17, 2011 at 6:36 am said:

    Touma, where’s my food? Touma, I’m hungry Touma… Touma, feed me Touma… I’m starving Touma… Where’s my food Touma? ToumaToumaToumaToumaTouma…..

  39. Touma on June 18, 2011 at 2:41 pm said:

    -There you go!
    -Okay then you can start eating?..
    -Tha-Thats’against the rules!
    -Well, I’m not holding you from eating…
    -INFRONT OF YOU ARE YOU BLIND?!
    -Yes? What? You want something? WTF? HEY STFU!

  40. Fury_pwntage on August 1, 2011 at 12:41 am said:

    Err why are all of her characters mostly tsundere :S

  41. A tsundere is fine too

  42. As annoying as Kuroko (the Teleporter) can be sometimes, I REALLY find Kuroko’s voice actor amusing. She does such an excellent job. Rina Satou does an excellent job of Biribiri though, as I’m rather enthralled by Biribiri….then again, I have a certain weak spot for nearly any tsundere character…>_>

    Then again, since this is a Misaka rant, this is for Kusion or whoever posted this: http://youtu.be/H36Gwp6vRw0

    ALL THE MISAKA’S DOING THE “LOVE&JOY” dance routine! 8D

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  44. ShadowfoxEX on April 27, 2013 at 4:52 am said:

    I would like to point out that since this post, Misaka Mikoto has won the top spot in “Top 10 female characters rankings” in Kono Light Novel ga Sugoi! for the last 4 years (2010-2013).

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  46. DylNan on July 18, 2018 at 6:45 am said:

    Well I’m starting to love Mikoto before even watching the anime XD

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