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C³ – Cube×Cursed×Curious – 07

Kusion: I loved this scene.
Moshi: Quick! Use E twice, move behind her, Ulti her butt, then Q her face off!

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OH GAWD THEY INTRODUCED SO MANY NEW CHARACTERS THAT I FEEL LIKE I’M WATCHING THAT ONE SHOW ABOUT BORDERLINES ALL OVER AGAI—
Nope. Just kidding. I mean really, introducing 30 characters in 1 episode has a rate of increase of about…uh…30. Now I don’t know about you, but when I have 30 Cs(not Gs, Cs(No, not Coulombs, either!)) weighing on my brain (that’s >1C/min(No, no, no! I don’t mean 1/60 Amperes!)) it creates a lot of tension {“Currents and force? You must be talking about the Lorentz force!”
>Lorentz force
/me slaps you with a large-physics-textbook-looking trout-smelling thing} in my brain. Where must that tension go? Why, of course it must all be converted into butthole-clenching(it starts around 30 seconds in, but just enjoy the meowing dog okay? OKAY!?!). Which induces RAGE.
Okay, okay, fine. It induces Skyrim. Less sensible sentences, more happy leechers. Right?
Owait. /facepalm (The real facepalm is that it can be somewhat correct ._.)
Oh, and this episode only has about 5 Cs. And I’m being generous with that too, since I’m including the granny at the supermarket. (No, that’s not a spoiler lol)
All right, main allergens in this episode:

  • IS IT A CUTE GUY OR A HANDSOME GIRL?!?!?!?!??! dilemmas
  • Pointy sharp objects
  • I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST, LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS (BOM BOM BOM) TO ROLL THEM IS MY REAL TEST, TO EAT THEM IS MY CAUSE (…BOBOBOM) I WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE AISLE, SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE (BOM BOM BOM) THESE LEAFY GREENS TO UNDERSTAND, THE VITAMINS INSIIIIIIIIIDE
  • Inconsistencies

Wait what inconsistencies? Yeah, inconsistencies. Dealing with them stinx. Anyway, there’s only two that I noticed, one of which I’m half kidding about. Both aren’t really episode spoilers, but I’ll hide them anyway so you can proceed at your own risk.
[spoiler]

  • I was thinking Konoha would be unsheathed since she strips 😐
  • Fear says her wheel is the 11th mechanism, but the wiki and the other wiki(both in jp) both say it’s the eighth, with no particular documentation as to it changing when other mechanisms are sealed. Oh well, if you are weeaboo or better at Japanese you’ll hear her saying じゅういち anyway. That is, if you want to confirm it.

[/spoiler]
So, if you are allergic to any of the above (or aren’t), then don’t run with scissors in your hands. You might stab yourself! Then it’ll look like you grew blades out of your hands, dummy.
That is all, please do enjoy.
Kusion edit: Compare my post to this. Exactly why Moshi is the better ranter, and why he makes the posts!

49 Thoughts on “C³ – Cube×Cursed×Curious – 07

  1. Seriously? on November 15, 2011 at 4:19 am said:

    What the actual fuck.

  2. GX-9901 on November 15, 2011 at 4:20 am said:

    reading that post made me feel like i was watching horizon. LOL. thanks! will now wait for yer singing idols.

  3. EcchiSkecchi on November 15, 2011 at 4:26 am said:

    Loli in Cube!

  4. oplover on November 15, 2011 at 5:13 am said:

    So, where is my idols? Chihaya need my hugs already.

  5. Amaman Harukakka on November 15, 2011 at 5:14 am said:

    So, about Idolm@ster.

  6. What the fuck is this post?

  7. The Moondoggie on November 15, 2011 at 5:20 am said:

    C3? Thank you. Now for IdolM@ster and Carnival Phantasm 8.

  8. fa/tg/uy /a/non on November 15, 2011 at 5:31 am said:

    4chan is down and Idolmaster is not out yet. It’s sure a productive day today.

  9. Ghost of Anons Past on November 15, 2011 at 5:39 am said:

    Stop DDoS’ing 4chan and give us our idolm@ster Daiz.

  10. Anonymous on November 15, 2011 at 5:49 am said:

    Fucking sweet man, 4chan is down like a bitch, and still no IM@S 19.

  11. The Moondoggie on November 15, 2011 at 6:06 am said:

    What? 4chan is dead? Bring out the champagne! Trollworld is dead! All it’s brainless, uncultured, cavemen annihilated as it should be!

  12. I dun care about the troll or whatsoever
    Me still waiting for Im@s 19
    And yeah kyokai is only for those who read wiki/or LN
    So basically get lost ;3
    BTW I hate idiot(I dun care if you’re gonna reply on my comment/post) ;p

  13. passerby gonna passby on November 15, 2011 at 6:11 am said:

    That post sounds like Hadena’s. Keep it together, man.

  14. Longhaul on November 15, 2011 at 6:53 am said:

    Another Horizon jab hmm, its like some variation of the fox and grapes.

  15. macxxx007 on November 15, 2011 at 7:14 am said:

    hehehe… YAY! Thanks for the episode! YAY!

  16. mascthemoney on November 15, 2011 at 7:27 am said:

    the shaft show that wasn’t made by shaft.

  17. The Moondoggie on November 15, 2011 at 7:35 am said:

    @passerby gonna passby
    And you are that Hatena dude who uploaded in Tokyotosho? Meh, small ‘net.

  18. nobody in particular on November 15, 2011 at 8:05 am said:

    Thank you once again, and thanks even more for keeping us updated this week. I can ignore some inconsistencies in this show for the sake of the awesomeness and fanservice.
    I wonder why 4chan is getting DDoSed this time? I’m surprised ANN didn’t get it for saying Fate/Zero is a D-grade story made by white people who want to be Japanese. Then again, that might be because hardly anybody takes ANN seriously anyway.

  19. The Moondoggie on November 15, 2011 at 9:12 am said:

    @nobody
    But no one takes 4chan seriously too, except them Anonymous. Maybe an Anonymous internal conflict.

  20. yeah…. finally. thanks for this quality release..
    and..
    noticed that inconsistencies too, when i see it in other sub..
    at first i think its just subs flaw.. but after hearing it carefully, its certain that fear is call breaking by wheel at franc with “ju-ichi ban”
    [spoiler]
    but i have a question.. is “real” shiraho (a tall girl with blue hair) a doll?? or a human??
    in episode 6, she can manipulate doll right, so, is she have abilities? or she have another cursed tool? or she just another doll? because i think that doll manipulation is not “real” sovereignty curse/ability (because, sovereignty curse is killing organ, right?)
    [/spoiler]

  21. Pretty sure that newspost was as indecipherable as Horizon without a guide

  22. Anonymous on November 15, 2011 at 10:10 am said:

    Why the fuck would you use that picture for this post? Completely spoils the episode.

  23. Thanks for the episode!

  24. @hudang yes, i wonder about that too.. though ti was fairly obvious that it was like this from the former episode anyways…
    @Anonymouswell, because kusion loved the scene? by the way, i think most viewers shouldve figured out thats how it was from the previous episode already, it was full of hints in that direction,too..

  25. Getchman on November 15, 2011 at 2:49 pm said:

    horizon is actually getting pretty good, despite the massive character dump in the first episode.

  26. PaleBlue on November 15, 2011 at 2:55 pm said:

    It’s only 30 minutes if you count commercials, the OP/ED and the PV

  27. >Tuesday
    >No im@s
    What the flying fuck is this shi-
    >Daiz
    It’s all coming together now…

  28. martinez on November 15, 2011 at 3:39 pm said:

    okay Kusion, ur post is indeed better to read D:

  29. I don’t get the blade growing out on the hands thing if your holding a scissors… is it because Wolverine is awesome? shouldn’t it be growing scissor in the hands? Edward Scissorhands anyone?

  30. So, I don’t know what this was all about, but thanks for the episode anyway!

  31. Mooficus on November 15, 2011 at 5:57 pm said:

    Moshi, go take half an hour to yourself with a bottle of gin and Youtube vidjas of them there idolm@sters, and come back when you’ve stopped rambling nonsensically like a David Lynch movie.

  32. Actually, I was thinking about some more serious inconsistencies with this show:
    [spoiler]- If the long haired girl in the previous episode wasn’t Sovereignty, how did she control all these dolls?
    – If Sovereignty doesn’t suck life energy out of people, but instead makes people fall in love with it (until it kills them), why did people randomly collapse or fall ill in the previous episode (including Konoha)? It’s not like a blade will make you ill (except for poisoned blades, which I don’t assume Sovereignty to have), is it?[/spoiler]

  33. Moshi rage
    makes my day

  34. EcchiSkecchi on November 16, 2011 at 1:09 am said:

    So, anyone more got trolled by Shiraho?
    Also, before Break claim them, they’re mine. You can get Sovereignty masculine side, lol~~
    @Drano Even if [spoiler]Shiraho isn’t Sovereignty, it doesn’t mean she can’t use any power. For instance, Haruaki can use Kanoha and Kiriho has that sexy lingerie-weapon.
    Also she could be faking control them when Sovereignty was actually controlling them.
    The fact about people fainting is a mystery but it can be very well related to some other power of Sovereignty or other things we were not talked bout. Well, I would not call it inconsistencies, not knowing the reason of something is one of the things that make you watch the next episode to find it. [/spoiler]

  35. EcchiSkecchi on November 16, 2011 at 1:24 am said:

    But the thing the really make think is [spoiler]Shiraho saying to Sovereignty that “OK” she accepts her(him) adding “Can dolls really love?”. This implies she could be a doll, or could have some waas that give her power over dolls (that would explain her control) or even a waas whose curse was transform her in human-doll[/spoiler]
    Izureniseyo, I’m enjoying every episode much more that I thought I would.

  36. dae-kun on November 16, 2011 at 1:59 am said:

    Hamburgers and hotdogs.

  37. alex0714 on November 16, 2011 at 3:25 am said:

    Thanks UTW

  38. ree singa op

  39. for all who wondering is “real” shiraho is human or doll
    Noname00 from MAL forum can aswer that question.
    that aswer is in spoiler
    [spoiler]
    Is Shiraho human or doll?
    At the end of episode 7 in anime, Shiraho said “Would dolls fall in love with each other?”
    in light novel, there are 3 more lines after that.
    Those 3 lines will answer the question.
    I am sure it will be shown in next episode (possibly in prologue part before opening)
    but if you can’t wait…
    major spoiler : about Shiraho’s past from light novel.
    roughly translated from light novel vol.2
    When Sakuramairi Shiraho was little, she often heard people saying “you are cute like a doll”.
    Her mother loved her. Her father wasn’t interested in her looking like a doll.
    When she realized that, she felt she wasn’t human anymore.
    When she was little, Her mother took her to theatrical stage.
    She was a child prodigy in acting. Acting was easy for her. people loved her act.
    She wondered why people were facinated by simple acting.
    She was disappointed soon after then stopped the acting and stood there.
    Her mother was disappointed and acting career was stopped.
    But acting rumor got spread to school and other kids bullied her for that.
    She felt like a doll and hated human more and more.
    Her mother died by illness. Father didn’t care about Shiraho much.
    But he registered high school for her anyway.
    Shiraho liked walking in antique shop when her father goes out.
    She remembered her father got antique doll from overseas a few days ago.
    So she circled the store…then, she heard squeeking joint and quiet voice.
    “Are you looking for something? You’ve been walking continuously…”
    That was the unforgettable moment Shiraho met Saverenti.
    After Saverenti explained the story and curse. (human will fall in love with her)
    Shiraho said there will be no problem because she was same kind as Saverenti.
    Shiraho said “Would dolls fall in love with each other?”
    (anime episode 7 ends at this point, but there are 3 more lines in light novel)
    But in the end, I fell in love.
    In other words…
    I was a human after all.
    [/spoiler]

  40. Reikalover on November 17, 2011 at 2:54 am said:

    I was wondering… Why isn’t the special OP included in this episode?

  41. Thanks once again!

  42. OMGnigga on November 20, 2011 at 3:53 am said:

    Good luck with this series…
    >got sick of it

  43. ' , ' A on November 20, 2011 at 5:25 am said:

    And I thought that I am just so sick of love songs… 🙁

  44. EcchiSkecchi on November 21, 2011 at 4:13 am said:

    @hudang
    Woa, I couldn’t bring myself to read your spoiler. But I watched the 8th episode today! It is awesome. [spoiler]They omitted pretty much the doll thing about Shiraho being a ‘doll’. They left the part about acting and that her father could see she didn’t really liked it. Dunno if that appear in the light novel, but in the anime the director enforces her father liked her, he was just a “weird guy” that could not express himself quite good [/spoiler] .
    Shiraho to Sovereignty wa watashinomo!!!!!!

  45. You know, I usually don’t hang around fan-sub sites, but I come here every day hoping for a hilarious new post. You guys make THE BEST episode posts. The lastest C^3 one had me rolling for about 5 minutes. And I haven’t even started watching that show.

  46. anon of istts on November 21, 2011 at 3:59 pm said:

    Excuse me but I can’t find the OP in your releases. Is it only me or this show doesn’t have an OP ?

  47. @anon of istts the op is in a separate folder, it was included with episode 1 and 2. download episode one and two, and put every new episode in the same folder and itll work.

  48. ryder of worlds on November 22, 2011 at 4:23 pm said:

    any idea ep 8 will guys (just asking) 🙂

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