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Fate/Kaleid Liner Prisma Ilya 2wei – 04

He was also known in some circles as Doctor Dick.

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In other news, a funeral was held today for Dr. Moe “Raze” Lester Child, M.D. Child was an extremely influential man in both the translation and medical fields.
For several years, he led the illegal fansubbing group Unlimited Translation Works (“UTW”) in delivering the highest quality illegal English subtitles for Japanese animation possible at no cost to its consumers. Over the years, UTW established a large translation portfolio of many major titles. Raze’s personal portfolio includes Fate/Kaleid Liner Prisma Ilya and Amagami SS. He also ran an illegal pornography ring known as Unlimited Fap Works (“UFW”) which specialized in the illegal translation of pornographic Japanese comics.
In the medical field, Raze was a licensed medical doctor specializing in the treatment of sexual ailments and the use of sexual intercourse to treat psychological and physiological ailments. He was also an influential and frequent publisher in the Journal of Geriatric Sexuality and passed on while confirming the conclusions of his research. He was well-known in the field as a very hands-on researcher, often participating in experiments using his own body. Many of his research subjects have described him as “the most amazing technician [they] have ever met” and “the doctor with the most magical hands you can imagine.” His final article, “Possessiveness and Jealousy in Primarily Lesbian Foursomes Including a Senior”, which he died performing final verification prior to publication, will be published posthumously in the Journal of Geriatric Sexuality.
Police have ruled Raze’s death as an accident. From the police report:

CHILD, Moe Lester, M.D., died at approximately 4:30 PM due to blood loss from several stab wounds to the stomach and back regions inflicted during an armed conflict including the victim’s primary nurse, the victim’s girlfriend, and one of the victim’s patients. The victim was not directly involved in the conflict. Over twenty marks from syringes were found on his arms and neck, all inflicted during the conflict. The victim’s genitals were also separated from his body. A coroner has determined that they were removed with a single stroke of a knife while still erect.
The conflict began at approximately 4:00 PM after the victim initiated sexual contact with the participants of the conflict as part of medical research. Eyewitnesses describe the conflict as “fucking-balls-to-the-fucking-wall fucking awesome, fuck” and have stated unanimously and repeatedly that they would “fucking pay fucking anything to fucking see it fucking again because it fucking was so fucking awesome, fuck.”
The whereabouts of his genitals are unknown at this time.

Information leading to the arrest of the patient, the nurse, or Raze’s girlfriend will be rewarded. Information leading to the successful recovery of his genitals will also be rewarded. It is not known which of the three involved in the conflict is in possession of his family jewels.
The funeral was funded by Raze’s long-time friend and associate in business, fotc, who also arranged the lavish cermony, grave plot, and headstone. The ceremony included a skydiving entrance and breakdance performance by Reverend __ar, accompanied by a soundtrack consisting entirely of remixes of AC/DC’s “Highway to Hell” performed by DJ Daiz. The epitaph adorning the Italian marble and Nubian gold headstone, engraved by master mason Kusion, reads “Ding-Dong! The Witch Is Dead!” The reception was catered by Ershin’s Mandarin Orange Chicken and Snowmobile Rentals Shack with a laser light show and rave arranged by fnord. Renowned magician and escape artist goof was also present at the ceremony, displaying the heights of his art by entering the casket along with Raze’s cold, lifeless body; being buried under eight feet of solid dirt and cement; and magically reappearing from behind the inflatable purple gorilla bounce house.
In his spare time, Raze played the piano and sang opera. His true age was unknown; estimates range between 28 and 88.
In related news, UTW has announced that it will outsource work on Seitokai Yakuindomo Bleep (“SYD*”) to legal Japanese animation subtitle and streaming provider Crunchyroll. This announcement comes in the wake of several coordinated attempts on the lives of several members of the UTW staff. This station was able to contact one of the victims of these attacks. The staff member, who wished to remain anonymous, had this to say with regards to the attacks:

My genitals are mine, you crazy fucks, all of you! No touch! No touch, I say, no touch! The next one of you who even tries to come near my genitals will have your own genitals ripped out and sent to the Los Angeles Times and the New York Times! Get the fuck away from me and stay away! Away, I say, you crazy fucks! Mine!

The move is a first in both the professional and illegal amateur subtitling industries, made possible only through the generous donations of UTW’s loyal followers, many of whom participated in the attempts on the lives of the UTW staff. When asked about the outsourcing move, the same anonymous staff member commented,

Why, the fine ladies and gentlemen at Crunchyroll are dedicated to providing audio, video, and subtitles of the utmost quality. How the devil could an amateur ever hope to perform at a level higher than a professional? By Jove, how could you ever even think that some fool amateur who doesn’t know a lick of Japanese could translate without an official script could ever rival Crunchyroll? Sickening, absolutely sickening, your mind. This move is wonderful, and I support it wholeheartedly. By the way, how do you like my bling? I bought it with donations from those stupid fans. Oh, I love it. It really brings out the color of my eyes. And it matches my antique gold pocketwatch, also bought with those donations! Can you believe it, they say Marduk himself once wore the gold that was forged into this watch! Oh, how I love Marduk and his adventures! You’ve never heard of Marduk? Devil be damned, you uncultured philistine! Go read a copy of the Enûma Eliš! It’ll do you a world of good! Now if you don’t mind, I’d like to take my Porsche for a drive. I had it painted with gold paint made with real gold. Ah, this is the life! We should really hold donation drives more often!

In a show of its strengths in the legal Japanese animation subtitling and streaming industry, Crunchyroll has already completed work on the series, with all episodes available for streaming on its website prior even to UTW’s outsourcing announcement.

73 Thoughts on “Fate/Kaleid Liner Prisma Ilya 2wei – 04

  1. anonanon on August 3, 2014 at 11:36 am said:

    Omg I love you fotc, I swear to god your walls of texts are the best walls of text I have ever read

  2. God bless; based fotc with the quality trolling.

  3. Tiberiusbox on August 3, 2014 at 11:51 am said:

    Thanks for the release. Love the accompanying wall of text.

  4. wow u really wasted your time with this one

  5. Funny how the text boils down to “SYD dropped; I’m awesome” which is both sad (1) and true (2).

  6. Dman3003 on August 3, 2014 at 12:22 pm said:

    SYD* is never dropped. It will be released eventually. Just as the Carnival Phantasm batch will be released eventually.
    I shall wait, eventually I shall be rewarded.
    Also, thanks for the release, guys.

  7. Binder on August 3, 2014 at 12:50 pm said:

    It’s nice to see you guys spending more time on these walls of text rather than actually subbing.
    Even if I did translate anime, I’d never be as awesome as you.

  8. But walls of text are way more fun than subbing!

  9. Binder on August 3, 2014 at 12:57 pm said:

    Even with my JLPT score somewhere between 3 and 2, I’d still make a better translator than wall-of-text writer.

  10. booyah10 on August 3, 2014 at 1:12 pm said:

    That was a rather interesting post… RIP Raze… We will always remember you through your legacy, your works, more specifically this “UFW” :3

  11. GenerlisimoTsundere on August 3, 2014 at 1:18 pm said:

    WAHAHAHA the picture of girls making out makes it even funnier “We killed him, lets have wild lesbian sex”
    To further the fine tradition of whining about SYD. Will you crazy faggots release SYD BDMVs.
    Regarding our dear departed good doctor. You forgot to include that the police report said he was found with a large dildo lodged up his anus. Police are unsure how it got there. Leaked security camera footage shows what looks like Dr.Moe “Raze” Lester Child and one of his female associates before his tragic accident.
    Image from said footage can be found below.

  12. Commander Bubble on August 3, 2014 at 1:52 pm said:

    where is my TL;DR; ?

  13. CampMoe on August 3, 2014 at 3:57 pm said:

    At least our donation went to something worthwhile, and not these lazy sons of bitches unpaid utility bill. God Speed Dr. Moe “Raze” Lester Child, one day I’ll name my lesbian daughter after you. Only after I rip all of utw’s wall of text and publish them as a book. I think that would make the best before bed stories for a nurturing growing lesbian,

  14. Mistborn on August 3, 2014 at 4:03 pm said:

    Wall of Text crit me for OVER 9000 OF AWESOMENESS!
    RIP Raze, at least he died for his work…

  15. Arthain on August 3, 2014 at 5:06 pm said:

    All I have to say is: I told you so.
    Three weeks after they released episode ten of SYD and the season had ended, I had said that this was going to happen, that they were going to drop SYD. I stated it in IRC. Everyone shouted me down, told me to suck it up and wait, that they’d get around to doing it.
    Well, looks like I was right after all.
    That’ll be one anime I guess I’ll never finish. I’ve seen Crunchyroll translations, good enough for most shows, not good enough for SYD with its countless jokes that need proper translation into their English variants. Not to mention their poor track record with doing quality sign translations.

  16. castor212 on August 3, 2014 at 6:23 pm said:

    The fact that it was 2 episodes left hit harder more than anything.

  17. That explains why Zwei’s TL has gone trollishly bad. RIP UTW

  18. N E E T on August 3, 2014 at 6:44 pm said:

    So… Does our good doctor’s Death only the beginning…?
    Or does it truly mark the End of UTW’s time in this world…?
    Well… What will be, will be…
    Hopes someone revives UFW though… 😛

  19. fotc pls. Go translate something instead of writing unfunny walls of text.
    … okay, no, not really. It was funny and everything, and writing that has to have been more interesting than translating, so okay. Not as funny as UTW’s translation of SYD*, but…
    Thanks for letting us know that SYD* is dropped. At least, now that it’s official, we can give up faith and move on. 🙁

  20. leo@uhw on August 3, 2014 at 7:03 pm said:

    fotc, I wanna have your kids.
    Whatever will I do without my dose of fine trolling posts once this place shuts down?
    Oh, and thanks for Kuro you brilliant bastard.

  21. Anunimus on August 3, 2014 at 7:52 pm said:

    That would be a vary nice movi.

  22. Pikminiman on August 3, 2014 at 8:07 pm said:

    Even in death, Raze’s heartwarming story continues to inspire us fans. May you find your way into the sunset, riding a BDSM steed, sweet prince.

  23. what tha fudge?

  24. Well, at least you’re honest about it, and we can stop waiting.

  25. EcchiSkecchi on August 3, 2014 at 10:21 pm said:

    Great! Who allowed foct to post again?

  26. GeassGx on August 3, 2014 at 10:23 pm said:

    With the good doctor dead, I guess we won’t be getting Extra Chorus then? (Are there any other projects that won’t be released with his passing?)
    Curses, no more SYD* from you guys. Guess I will have to hope someone else will pick it up.

  27. @GeassGx
    Well there’ll still be extra chorus if Raze bothers doing it one of these guys.

  28. majorax on August 4, 2014 at 12:39 am said:

    Well shit fotc i dont even…

  29. Arthur B. on August 4, 2014 at 1:52 am said:

    For some time now I’ve been waiting for some of the incredible funny posts you make fotc.
    And I am very satisfied.
    Thank you fotc for this post, you made my life better.
    Also, RIP Raze for the intense blood loss. In Vanilla we Believe.
    As always, thanks for the episode, you people are amazing!! Cheers!!

  30. The moment I saw the wall of text, I went: “FFFOOOOTTTTCCC” without even looking at the poster.

  31. Shinsekai dead as well ?

  32. Elisianthus on August 4, 2014 at 3:05 am said:

    I love you fotc, but I love Raze too. Give me a PO box and I’ll send his genitclia back when I’m done.

  33. Elisianthus on August 4, 2014 at 3:05 am said:

    And his genitalia too, sure.

  34. notfag on August 4, 2014 at 3:41 am said:

    Are you guys going to drop this show at the last 2 episodes like you did with SYD?

  35. BeerWench on August 4, 2014 at 5:38 am said:

    Damn it. Stop fucking around, what do you think this is? The internet !
    Oops my bad, please carry on 🙂

  36. Tiggs Panther on August 4, 2014 at 6:32 am said:

    Well, I hope that this is just ROTC screwing around like normal.
    ai already watched DYd* viamCrumchyroll. Always did. Always watched both translations and it worked better that way. Between UTw’s being just plain better and it giving an alternate take, it made a lot of the jokes and puns a lot easier to understand when having two versions to check.
    Oh, and I am still waiting for a translation of a certain sweet-making scene that doesn’t royally balls-up a visual+SFX gag the way CR’s version did.

  37. sK II on August 4, 2014 at 9:26 am said:

    Although I understand and respect the decision to drop SYD*, I really wish you wouldn’t. Still hoping you guys pick up the new Fate/Stay Night next season.

  38. Mirage on August 4, 2014 at 11:56 am said:

    As someone else said: “no wonder your subs for 2wei are troll-level”.

  39. Yes, because fotc’s humourous posts reflect on our sub quality. That’s a stupid assumption and you should feel quite bad about it.

  40. Kawaii! on August 4, 2014 at 1:58 pm said:

    I miss watching anime with good subs.

  41. Zephyroths on August 4, 2014 at 2:16 pm said:

    That UFW surely interesting. I would like to check it someday

  42. I don’t watch this show but I’m going ahead and say that the subs are damn good. And that the haters are just that- haters.
    by the way, ar, you beautiful bastard, any news on the other shows most of us are so dearly waiting for? Or are they all dependent on Raze doing his usual magic in order to be released?

  43. @Enz
    Raze is in Austria atm, so yeh he’s kinda got his hands tied with real life for the time being. Uh SYD2 well, dependent on when Futsuu feels like translating the remaining eps. Shinsekai Yori, well I asked fnord a couple of days ago how it was going and he replied with, “I did an episode a couple of weeks ago” (14 or 15 iirc)…
    So that’s the status of stuff.

  44. While it is appropriate for a post involving 2wei, did anyone else read it and think that there’s a chance for UTW to do Fate/stay night (2014)? Then again, I am just a crazy uncultured philistine.

  45. @Arc
    Don’t know about the series, but chances of UTW doing the Heaven’s Feel film are practically zero according to ar.
    To ar: You even said that you didn’t want to sub the film at all. In fact, it seemed like you just hated fansubbing in general. Please correct me if I’m wrong.

  46. Well, I plan on going back to studying next year so I doubt I’ll be fansubbing by then. I’ve been fansubbing for over 5yrs now so it get’s a little tiring I guess, as you could imagine. :> I really wouldn’t mind being able to just sit back and enjoy a film for once, instead of subbing it. It can be nice~

  47. FRNZLove on August 5, 2014 at 4:45 am said:

    That makes a lot more sense. The way you put it back then, you might have come off as a tad bit asshole-like. No offense, though. You’re a strong one.
    Well, I’m still hoping for something from you folks on the new Fate material, but I guess we can always fall back to Commie (Type-Moon and SHAFT are their strong suits, from the looks of it).
    Thanks for all your tough work these five years. We (or at least I) appreciate it, and wish you the best in the future (gospel).

  48. leo@uhw on August 5, 2014 at 5:44 am said:

    You’re a human first, a viewer second and a fansubber third (or any other priorities before it). Please, do enjoy watching anime as much as you enjoy your regular everyday life.
    Oh, and don’t you dare drop out of whatever it is you’re studying. I’d be damn disappointed in you.
    Relay these words to Raze and the rest of the team.

  49. kalbert on August 5, 2014 at 6:19 pm said:

    Glad my donation money went to use so you can drop shows with a few episodes left.

  50. FRNZLove on August 6, 2014 at 2:25 am said:

    Also, remember that one Kampfer thing that you did back in 2010?
    Yeah, the link to the Omake audio patch is broken (RIP MegaUpload ;_;)
    You think you can put up a fresh link?

  51. Uh, I honestly don’t have the patch anymore to tell you the truth, and pretty sure I had it on mediafire and they removed it too ,_,. Which omake was it for? I can extract the audio from my archive copy and upload it somewhere if you like.

  52. Combaticus on August 6, 2014 at 4:28 am said:

    Great walls of text and very subtle towards the Japan massive anti-piracy movement that hopefully fails.

  53. Kazuki on August 6, 2014 at 9:00 am said:

    Thanks for the release!
    Also, I hope y’all are willing to do the Idolmaster movie. Just got finished watching the series & I loved every second of it. Please say y’all are considering subbing it.

  54. Rokudaime on August 6, 2014 at 9:44 am said:

    I’m sorry, this was supposed to be funny? Ye, it didn’t work for me…Also, now I don’t know whether SYD is actually dropped or not, since it’s impossible to tell if any parts of that post is being at all serious, or if 100% of it just one big troll… -_-

  55. @Kazuki
    Im@s is awesome so who knows! Chances are high though~
    Plz2getasenseofhumour. It’s clearly a joke post. So you should take the whole thing as idk.. a joke?

  56. Marelt on August 6, 2014 at 1:39 pm said:

    Honestly, when I first glanced over it, I thought it was a serious death announcement. Unexpected accidents or illnesses happen, after all. It wasn’t until I took a closer look that the tone of the piece started sinking in.
    Glad to hear it wasn’t anything serious.

  57. FRNZLove on August 6, 2014 at 5:01 pm said:

    It was the Dressing Room Omake, if that helps.

  58. FRNZLove on August 6, 2014 at 5:03 pm said:

    And I’m sure Daiz and Kusion would be pleased to hear that there’s a good chance of UTW and Underwater doing one last collaboration.

  59. @FRNZ
    It probably wouldn’t involve Daiz tbh, unless he wants to typeset it or something. Idk, that’s something to figure out later.
    Also here you go:
    You’ll just have to mux it with the video, it contains the flac track.

  60. Hamartia on August 6, 2014 at 6:45 pm said:

    Pretty clearly a fake post. Between fansubbing and medical school, there’s a 0% chance Raze has a girlfriend. That’s not even including the fact that there’s unlikely to be anyone on the planet interested in Raze’s genitals, if they are actually worth cutting off.

  61. FRNZLove on August 6, 2014 at 8:52 pm said:

    Many thanks, fellow socialist!
    Speaking of which, how are your feelings towards Commie now compared to 4 years ago?

  62. You messed up in the translation a bit. It’s supposed to be Kuro for Chloe’s nickname, not Clo. Hopefully you’ll correct this in the batch, if you decide to make a batch, and start using the proper term in later episodes.

  63. tl:dr version?

  64. MatrixM on August 7, 2014 at 7:22 pm said:


  65. ^my thoughts exactly

  66. Rokudaime on August 8, 2014 at 1:53 pm said:

    So does that mean SYD is not dropped then? Sorry, but I can’t tell without verifying.

  67. @Rokudaime
    It was a joke, buddy. Admittedly, even I thought it was dropped for a second. But that just shows how much of a rascal that fotc is.
    I feel like I’ve asked this before, so bear with me if I have. <3
    Are you pretty guys going to do the Hanamonogatari marathon that airs in a good week? Raze won't be part of the team, that much is obvious, but think you can round up the gang for some Monogatari action? I assure you, the audience would be most grateful. 😉

  68. FRNZLove on August 8, 2014 at 4:14 pm said:

    I’m sure that Commie will deliver for Hanamonogatari just as they have for the other Monogataris.
    Like I said, Commie’s two strong suits are Type-Moon and SHAFT.
    Then again, I am in no place to speak for ar.

  69. Anonymous on August 8, 2014 at 10:22 pm said:

    >…consisting entirely of remixes of AC/DC’s “Highway to Hell” performed by DJ Daiz
    But he’s also dead and playing only Touhou doujin music on his blog… Oh, I see.

  70. Is it a satiric/humourous response to all those shitpost on /a/, or do you even receive personnal message like this?
    Anyway, thanks for your continous hardwork and your dedication.

  71. ^ Bad phrasing. “or do you receive personnal message like this in addition?”

  72. Kiyoso on August 23, 2014 at 10:16 am said:

    Kick Futsuu in the next mid-season (which is the end of September). He needs to do something about unwillingness to TL SYD* of willingness to TL shows for Commie (for a while, at least). BTW, who was the second translator of the SYD*?
    Any plans on Autumn? Or Fall, I don’t know how you (yeah, YOU) name it.

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