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Our bro, Brolteon

Your favorite translator Ershin did his very own release of K-ON!! 20 for you.

Go check it out, and if you’re on IRC:
/msg Ershin Dude, thanks!
/msg Kusion Why did you fuck with it?!
/msg Raze Kusion loves you. Stop being mean to him.
Ershin: P.S. This does not mean we’re picking it up. Kusion just wanted to troll Jaka, so I said I’d help out. Any and all horrifying editing hijinx (see above) are courtesy of not me.

Nishishi: Have you nishishi'd yet?

adsf says:
Is Kusion gonna knock this down with more of his shit?


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Misaka Mikoto: Do you love her yet?


What, you don’t? I gave you a weeks time and you still found nothing to love about Misaka Mikoto? (If you watched Index and Railgun during that time frame, I commend you). But I noticed some of you have your head in your ass about this. Let me make it easy for you to change your mind.

Look down, now back up. You see dat hair? Yeah. Did I fail to mention THEY HAVE THE SAME VOICE ACTRESS?


Hang on, I’ll give you a second to catch your breath. I know I kind of just knocked you motherfuckers out with my right-hook.


You okay? All right, then. Let’s move on. Here I’ve rendered a conversation. Why? Because I know this is going through your mind right now. If you already knew, well, now you know again.

You: Whoa, whoa. Back up, Kusion.

You: So you’re telling me, Kaoru, this sexy bitch right here, has the same voice actress as Misaka Mikoto?


Do you want a complete list of shows Satou Rina has been in?


*Bam!* Whoa, I’m sorry, did my right-hook knock you out again? I guess I just don’t know my own strength.

Here’s your homework for the week. I want you all to report on your status of EVERY ANIME ON THAT LIST. Did you watch it? Did you like it? Was she the best character? (Of course she was you stupid twat).

If you haven’t watched any of those shows yet. I want you to watch episode one of every anime there and tell me what you think.


I pretty much covered a majority of the topics in my last post. If you haven’t read it yet, stop what you’re doing now (I mean literally, stop) and go read it. For now let’s cover Satou Rina singing.

I can’t tell you my heart?

Okay, so let’s cover the points of this song in a new segment I like to call…


Okay, so I’m sure everyone got that reference.

Kusion-chan’s Check™ is a new segment over here at Unlimited Translation Works. It’s the part of the day where I look over godly shit and talk about how godly it is. Sure, no songs I list out have any real cons, but I’ll add one or two to shut some people up.

Today on Kusion-chan’s Check, we have Satou Rina singing the ending theme to Amagami SS, starting of course at episode 5. The song is entitled: ????????? Kitto Ashita wa… (Tomorrow For Sure, Definitely Tomorrow, etc.)

The character voice is Tanamachi Kaoru.

All right. Enough small-talk. Let’s get this shit rolling. It’s a quick review (fuck you, it’s 1 minute 30 seconds long), but I’m sure you get the gist of it.


1) The melody is smooth. I mean, really, I can listen to this all day. Which reminds me, SINGLE WHERE?

2) Her voice? How can I word this… It’s like an angel is singing to me. It’s very soft-spoken.

3) The lyrics are fantastic. Maybe I’m just being gay for like this song.


1) Like any other fucking song you’ll hear in Japan, you’ll notice they like to use ENGRISH here and there. Do I care? No (nor should you). Does it make sense? Not really.

2) There are no other cons because she is fucking perfect.

If I was married to Satou Rina, I’d probably ask her to wake me up in her singing voice. Can you think of a better way to wake up in the morning? I didn’t think so.

Maybe she could add in a bit of that tsundere Mikoto side. I should stop myself now before I get too into it.


I’m sorry, Biribiri. I got too into the moment.

Hey! What did you call me?!

I… uh… I said Misaka! Yeah, that’s it!

Sheesh. Women. Am I right, guys?

Though, Biribiri brings up a good point.

* Kusion checks around

Okay, she’s not there.

Anyways, I have been getting too caught up in this “Kaoru” business. My body, of course, being ready and all.

Misaka is a lot more badass in the manga, though…

It’s true. Though I’m such a huge supporter/fan of the anime (both, in fact), I have to say that I much rather enough manga-style-Misaka more than anime-style-Misaka. The voice is a huge plus, though. But I can say this for any manga character I truly enjoy.

If you have not yet read the manga, but are watching the anime, I highly recommend you do so. It’s a very interesting read for a very interesting show. Considering a majority of people haven’t probably read much, I won’t post much about the manga. I don’t want to spoil it for you and all.

If you’re an online fag: http://www.mangafox.com/manga/to_aru_kagaku_no_rail_gun/

Otherwise, Google it or something.


Wait… what was that? Oh, I see. You want another one? Why not.


Today on Kusion-chan’s Check, we have Satou Rina singing “Girly Days” found on the Toaru Kagaku no Railgun ARCHIVES.

Ride on! Show time! ?????

1) This is a fast-beat motherfucking song. So if you like bitches, you’re sure as hell to love “Girly Days”. No, but seriously. This is a pretty fast-beat, soft-spoken (can I even call it that? I mean this in terms of hearing her) song.
2) To argue against my previous point: It’s not that hard to understand. Though the random Engrish can confuse any man.
I vote for “lightening” effects at said night club. But that’s just because I have such high standards and amazing class.
1) None. You’re gay if you don’t like this.
Here’s another assignment for you guys: WHAT DO I KUSIONCHAN CHECK! NEXT TIME?
Post your interesting and homoerotic comments in the comment section below.
That’s all for this week, folks. Stay tuned as Raze pushes this post down with more Amagami SS shit tomorrow!

Hey, Kusion. Where’s the post about me?

Uh-oh… I’ll uh, see you guys later…

Misaka Mikoto: Start Loving Her

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While Raze takes his sweet ass time translating Amagami SS Instead of timing Amagami SS, let me rap to you a bit about A Certain Fucking Sexy Railgun (going by names which include: Misaka Mikoto, Misaka-sama, and the oh-so-famous BiriBiri).

Now, while I am a fan of the various other characters found on Toaru Majutu no Index (A Certain Magical Index) and Toaru Kagaku no Railgun (A Certain Scientific Railgun), I have to say that Misaka Mikoto is by far my favorite character in this series. Hell, let me go as far as saying: she is the most lovable character ever. Now, some people may not agree. Some people prefer the various other characters found on Toaru Majutu no Index and Toaru Kagaku no Railgun. I’m not even going to bother listing out the others.

Let’s get back to the subject at hand. Misaka Mikoto.


What’s there not to love about her?

1) She’s sexy. Obviously. If you need proof, look up.

2) She’s a fucking Tsundere. Yes, I like them, and you should too.

3) She has an adorable smile. PROVE ME WRONG?

4) She’s also cute-as-hell when she’s blushing.

5) She has a cute hairpin, which, in the second season of Toaru Majutu no Index you’ll see an even cuter one.

6) She can fucking electrocute the shit out of you. Now that’s a turn on.

7) Look at that swimsuit. Can you say “FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF”? I can.

There is absolutely no reason to hate or dislike her. I wouldn’t say she’s the best Tsundere or anything. But hell, she does a pretty damned good job of being one!


Although I apologize. One thing I have yet to mention is that: no mater how cute and tsuntsun she may be, she’s still a badass.

How could I possibly forget? She’s a Level 5 Electromaster (out of seven people, she ranks third). Of course she can fuck your shit up (unless of course you’re Touma, in which case, you’re badass enough already).

Let’s face it though. As Misaka fans, we can only go so far with the whole Kuroko vs. Misaka shit. A Level 4 Teleporter, I mean c’mon. Give me a break already. Kuroko has proven time and time again that she definitely avoid her “Oneesama’s” electric shocks. Let’s just call it even, shall we?

Okay, enough about Kuroko. Let’s take a bit of a look at Misaka’s “badass” side.


Kids, don’t try this at home. Misaka’s been doing this for years. So, in a way, she’s a professional.




Don’t let her badass side fool you though.


She’s still a cute girl.

I hope everyone can appreciate Misaka Mikoto a little more now. I would waste more of UTW’s space on my pictures, but seeing as my entire HDD is filled with them, I don’t think that’d work out too well.

For now, I’ll leave you with some videos of Misaka Mikoto. I hope you spend as much time as I did watching them.

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With that, I think I’m supposed to be timing right now… So I shall be off. Fear not, for I shall be back someday to continue my Misaka postings!

[16:20] <@IGChris> raaaaaze
[16:20] <@IGChris> why do you always stop in the middle of a scene to post TL stuff

This should be fun.