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Seitokai Yakuindomo Bleep – 11

One down, two to go… slow…

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Puella Magi Madoka Magica Part III – Rebellion

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First of all, a huge thanks to fotc, Xythar, archdeco, Calyrica, fnord and goof (for trying!) for helping me put this release together.
Second of all, no, we won’t be subbing the first two movies, so don’t ask when they’ll be out.
Third of all, we might sub the shorts that came on the second blu-ray disc, but they haven’t even been looked at yet.
Fourth of all, the staff working on this aren’t involved in stalling SYD Bleep, so this being done has nothing to do with SYD being stalled.
Last but not least, enjoy the movie!

fotcKuroneko = mai❤waifu
XytharI’ve seen this movie about three times now, including once in the theatre, but it still blows me away every time with how practically every minute is crammed full of amazing imagery. Definitely a worthy followup to my favourite anime of all time, and I loved editing it as well. Enjoy!
arShaft at their most fabulous. All that background porn was hnnnnnnnng. Good movie.
archdeco@_@
Calyrica“I’m glad I pestered __ar until he broke down to do this movie, but I unfortunately couldn’t convince him to do the first two. Luckily, Puff and cardslash02 are willing to help me out, so even if UTW never delivers, sage will… eventually. Anyway, about this movie: You will WTF hard, but you will love every second of it. I promise! I hope we get more, because I’m not really satisfied with the ending, but trilogies are all the rage these days, so probably not. Enjoy it anyway!
goofTBD Because Power Outage

Spring 2014 Plans

We have no plans of picking up any shows for the Spring 2014 anime season (well, apart from Puchimasu, which is basically just Kusion + a QC).

Guess we’ll see you in the summer season. Probably.

Chuunibyou demo Koi ga Shitai! Ren – 12

And I'm sure I'll always think so, too.
And I’m sure I’ll always think so, too.

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And thus ends another season of Chuunibyou demo Koi ga Shitai, and another season of writing posts. I hope you enjoyed both.

And since it’s the Final Vanishment, it’s time for staff comments:

Chuunibyou demo Koi ga Shitai! Ren

fotc (TL/QC): Kuroneko = mai❤waifu.
Raze (TLC/Edit/QC): Disappointing. Best girl(s) didn’t even put up a fight.
archdeco (Timing): THANK YOU #BASEDKUSION
lunr (Timing): (MIA)
ntr (TS): (Busy doing idle activities)
thecowgoesmoo (QC): Can anybody find me somebody to love?
cardslash02 (Karaoke): Satone is still best girl. And DFM is mai husbando.
Yuyu (Encoding): I am very upset and in love with kyoani at the same time. Not sure how to write feelings my feelings down exactly, but I certainly did enjoy working on this season! Also, ilu Futsuu <3 and archdeco is a filthy pole.

Chuunibyou demo Koi ga Shitai! Ren Lite

fotc (TL): Kuroneko = mai❤waifu.
Raze (TLC/Edit): Disappointing. Best girl(s) didn’t even put up a fight.
Xythar (Edit/Timing/TS/Styling/Encoding): Working on the main show and the lites at two different groups was an interesting arrangement, but it played out quite nicely. If only the main show was 5 minutes long too.

I should probably mention that I never read comments on posts as I care not to sully my mind with the base ramblings of the rabble. I do hear that most people enjoy my writing, though.

Oh, and since I don’t feel like fixing anything up or writing missed sections, I won’t be releasing a final version of the article. Any parts that didn’t meet the deadlines will follow me to the grave.

The Causes and Effects of Eighth-Grade Syndrome Throughout History

fotc (Mazui Subs, Unlimited Translation Works)

11  Conclusions

Eighth-grade syndrome has been one of the most influential forces in the course of human history. It affects all people, living, dead, or unborn, and will continue to do so for the foreseeable future. It has driven its affected to murder and suicide, wasted and destroyed lives, spawned wars, given birth to philosophy and religion, and caused the rise and fall of empires. Despite the condition’s immense effects on history, its root causes remained uncatalogued until recently.

However, despite the frightening nature of the condition and its catastrophic effects on the human race as a whole, the general consensus is that treatment is unnecessary as the condition is exceedingly common (affecting all people) and typically mostly harmless. The author agrees with this general consensus, excepting one subclass of eighth-grade syndrome sufferers discussed in Section 9.

It is, after all, sad and embarrassing, yet charming and dear, a disease called “self-consciousness,” an unavoidable part of life called “being true to yourself,” and something we suffer from for all of our lives.

12  References

All pre-existing material was retrieved from fotc’s memory.

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Seitokai Yakuindomo Bleep – 10


Not Uomii but Shino’s expression is the only answer we have for when stuff will be done at the moment

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Chuunibyou demo Koi ga Shitai! Ren – 11

I've frequently not been on boats.
Do you think Death could possibly be a boat?
Or perhaps Death isn’t.
Maybe Death is the ultimate negative,
not-being, and you can’t not-be on a boat.
Though I’ve frequently not been on boats.
Or rather, been not on boats.

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Edit: v2 for missing fonts and chapters. Patch.

Edit 2: Patch missing patch. Patch v2.

The Causes and Effects of Eighth-Grade Syndrome Throughout History

fotc (Mazui Subs, Unlimited Translation Works)

10  The Origins of Religion

Religion has drastically shaped the whole of human psychology, culture, and history. Its uses are endless, from providing an all-purpose answer to the questions of life, to relieving the fear of death, to justifying murder and war. The whole of human experience is shaped by religion, if not by a personal faith in some dogma, then by interactions with individuals who do have faith in some dogma. Thus, by virtue of cause and effect, if religion is a symptom of eighth-grade syndrome, then the effects of eighth-grade syndrome throughout history are immeasurable. This is precisely the case, and so eighth-grade syndrome stands as one of the most powerful forces which has shaped human history.

A  Basis

As discussed in previous sections, cases of eighth-grade syndrome typically evolve by way of triggers, with the sufferer assimilating each new trigger into his or her case. For supernatural power-type cases, these triggers tend to be of a magical, spiritual, mythological, cosmological, or religious nature. Typical examples include Wiccan practices, Norse mythology and cosmology, the teachings of Aleister Crowley, the teachings of Silver Birch, and Abrahamic celestial hierarchy. Some triggers are exceedingly common, that is, they hold strong influence over and often dominate the imaginary worlds of most supernatural power-type cases. The commonness of such triggers indicates that something about the world described by these triggers are attractive to all sufferers.

Many cases of supernatural power-type cases create their own imaginary worlds which are unlike those of other cases. Often, these worlds and the laws which govern them are extremely elaborate, including the creation of new languages. The Voynich Manuscript, discussed in section 6, is a prominent example of such an occurrence.

It is only a small logical step, then, to state that all religions originated from strong cases of supernatural power-type eighth-grade syndrome. The originators of these religions imagined their own worlds, took on the peculiar yet common behaviors of such a case, and spread their ideas to their communities, which eventually came to regard these ideas as fact.

B  Example: The Abrahamic Religions

The Abrahamic religions provide a plethora of examples of eighth-grade syndrome as the origin of religion. In this section, three will be discussed.

The first Abrahamic religion, Judaism, is said to originate from a decision by a man named Abraham (for whom this family of religions is named) to worship a mountain god, rather than the moon god Nanna Sin, likely caused by a desire to be different from others. It later adopted a monotheistic and dualistic perspective, that there exists only one supreme and transcendent god, after its interactions with Zoroastrianism, the earliest known dualistic religion. In these interactions, Judaism also adopted other elements of Zoroastrianism, such as its angelic hierarchy, in a case of nearly complete trigger assimilation.

The birth of Christianity revolves around the birth, teaching, and death of a man named Jesus who called himself the son of a god and a messiah sent to free an entire people. (Historians believe that this man is actually an amalgamation of many people who claimed to be such messiahs around the same time, showing the commonness of this trigger, particularly in the aforementioned people during the aforementioned time.) The idea that one is a supernatural being or descended from a supernatural being is a common conception among supernatural power-type cases, and so this man was (or men were) suffering from a popular case of eighth-grade syndrome. Christianity carries over many things from Judaism, including monotheism, dualism, and the angelic hierarchy, but adds on the concept of infinite universal love and forgiveness, which is also a common conception in eighth-grade syndrome cases.

Islam was founded by a man named Mohammed, based on the previous Abrahamic religions of Judaism and Christianity, and includes all concepts of both, but adds on an extensive system of political governance and demands strict adherence to the code of religious law. The founding event of this religion is a purported visit of Mohammed by an angel, which revealed to him the words of the Abrahamic god. Needless to say, the delivery of sacred messages from supernatural beings is a typical eighth-grade syndrome conception.

Thus, it is clear that all of the the Abrahamic religions have originated from cases of eighth-grade syndrome. Because these three religions make up about two-thirds of the world population and have caused many of the greatest upheavals in history, such as wars and outbreaks of disease, eighth-grade syndrome is likely one of the most powerful forces which has shaped history.

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The Causes and Effects of Eighth-Grade Syndrome Throughout History by fotc is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NoDerivatives 4.0 International License.

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