A very fitting Lite. I’ve been sick all week, but I can’t take time off from work because of deadlines.
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All right, maggots, listen up. I’m only gonna say this once, so you’d better grind it into that pile of dog shit you call a brain harder than I’d grind my neighbor’s wife’s pretty little posterior. Ooh-la-la.
First off, we’re subbing Chuunibyou demo Koi ga Shitai! Ren and thems shorts that comes with ’em every week because I want to. It ain’t gonna be no cake walk, but you can be surer than I’d grind my cousin’s wife that it’s easier than getting her permission. You’d better thank those freaks in FFF Squadron for helping, you ingrateful maggots.
Second, you will not expect a release until 24 hours after broadcast has been completed. That’s 1600, Zulu, maggots. Grind that into that pile of camel vomit you call a brain and don’t ask questions. I got work to do, and it’s keeping me from grinding my brother-in-law’s sister’s former roommate’s terrific tushy, so you can be surer than hell that I’m not gonna do anything for your damn sake.
Third, Lites will be done as UTW Squadron because that’s how shit goes. Grind that into that hairy slime mold you call a brain like I’d grind my aunt’s cousin’s boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend’s daughter’s beautiful behind, and don’t ask questions, maggots.
Fourth, writing a post will never delay a release, maggots. Grind that into that stinking dung beetle carcass you call a brain and never ask if a post is delaying a release. This shit takes less than half an hour between missions to write, which is considerably more time than I could grind my aunt’s babysitter’s lesbian girlfriend’s uncle’s former roommate’s wife’s, but much less time than I could grind your sister’s rapturous rump. And just like a good grinding, it only comes with a moment’s divine inspiration. None of this shit is planned. Ever.
Got that maggots? Now get the hell back to work before I grind your ass too. Ooh-la-la.